How many languages do you speak, Sup Forums?

How many languages do you speak, Sup Forums?

Well, I speak one... 10100. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life. Any country, any place, any time I want. We multitask like you breathe. I couldn't think as slow as you if I tried.

Only 3 natural ones.

Knows binary but doesn't know any cpu archs

the only tongue i speak is my own up your moms pussy every night

What the fuck are you talking about
You are not an actual mason because no mason is as much of a faggot as you are
Steal my money and my secrets faggot, CMON DO IT FAGGOT

I actually knew one and he was a massive fucking tool

English, Persian, and some Russian.

I suppose that's good since masonry is a craft.

How'd you end up with that selection? Also, Persians are the real Aryans if you want to know where I stand.

The influence Sup Forums had on Sup Forums since 2015 is unreal

English,spanish,portugues,italian and a little of chinese

do you also know how to make free international calls for life?

English Romania Russian

join my minecraft server pls

Noone even mentioned pol you triggered faggot

fuck you longnose and your bullshit movie

Long distance. And yes, yes I do.

Your kungfu is weak.

>Persians are the real Aryans if you want to know where I stand.

No they aren't, you fucking dork. Aryans came from the the Indian subcontinent.

English, Spanish, Russian, Lithuanian and a bit of Polish

Spanish, English and a little Portuguese

>chinese
I speak portuguese (main language), english (almost fluent), spanish and a bit of russian and german.

Como para no hablar español si es practicamente igual que el portugues XDDDDD

>Well, I speak one... 10100.

You speak 1 to 17 languages?

My CV says English, German, Japanese and Latin

>My CV says English, German, Japanese and Latin

When the reality is:
English = poorly
German = I watched Das Boot and Die Hard
Japanese = I watch anime
Latin = it's not like the interviewer will know fucking Latin

Augustus Weeaboo

Actually it's
German = native
English = 118/120 TOEFL
Javanese = JLPT N2
Latin = exactly what you said

>Latin

Delicatus quentiam.

>ayy el gringo
Casi casi la pegastes. Portugués es como un sordo tratando de hablar español.

Q.e.d.

>JLPT N2
Points? Cause there's rather huge span of what coulds as passing any level of JLPT.

But anyway, still lol N2.
I guess it might be okay for some "token gaijin" jobs.

JLPT only tests passive knowledge anyway, so any for job that needs actual usage of Japanese you'd get tested properly during the company's screening process.

English/Afrikaans

Relax, I don't work in Japan and I don't plan to in the near future. Even then, only as a expat because I don't do pajeet-tier jobs or English teaching. Also I just barely passed.

So you have it just as something cool in the CV for unrelated employers. I guess that could work.

It already worked several times. Employers are always impressed, regardless of whether or not I actually need the language for the job.

Cool.

My parents are Persian, and I decided to learn Russian on my own so I could read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy untranslated.

OP. Why are you using the logo of my own organisation?

This is kinda awkward..

Same. I honestly believe he was a janitor at his local chapter and he found one of their rings on the floor, because he was a massive faggot.

Are you elite?

Those initials do not stand for elite.

POO

Expats do English teaching.

>Afrikaans
That's cool