You have exactly 5 seconds to explain why you don't have your waifu controlling your home and sending you sweet text...

You have exactly 5 seconds to explain why you don't have your waifu controlling your home and sending you sweet text messages at work.

because my house is analog and it just werks

I don't want to die... yet

Always on voice recording... No thanks. Enjoy your botnet though wapanese friends.

That thing uses HDMISIS

Because it's not out yet. ;_;

I'll buy it only if I can replace it with my waifu. no sale otherwise!

You can apparently.

Shit tier waifu, btw.

I'm too poor to afford it.

Nice user.

I've got a loving girlfriend, and I don't need silly toys to distract me momentarily from some unavoidable fear that I'll die alone and unloved.

Because I'm gay.

I'd buy one if it was a sexy guy hologram.

Because I'm not normal fag that would need something non-imaginary to not feel lonely.

Also It is expensive and very,very limited in quality/specs and diversity of uses.

pic related my waifu

I don't have a waifu right now.

Because I am trying to avoid the botnet

Not yet.

I can date a maid tho.

This. They will literally hear everything and the fact that is connected to everything in your home just means its open to exploit.

We're just not there yet, ya know? This isn't "companionship". It's just a search/assistant tool that will continuously remind me that human-like AI will not exist in my lifetime, and even if it did, it would upload all of my personal information to a corporate entity.

The hologram is cool, though.

The only reason I don't have one is that I can't afford one.

Because making your home part of the botnet is a terrible idea.

Because I'm afraid someone will hack her and NTR me
>tfw you'll live long enough to witness real life digital NTR

Call me when my personal mini waifu isn't stuck in a coffee machine

>yfw someone just emulates the program it runs and everyone just uses their PC

3000 dollars for a shitty hologram, yeah nah

Because I don't know Japanese for it to work.

its actually 200 dollars

I dont own a house (maybe in the next few years, I might buy a cheap one)
I can't afford it (might get one after the house^)
I don't know Japanese (might learn if after above ^ and freetime)

>Looks like a coffee maker
>Doesn't even make coffee

0/10 would not waifu, pic related is superior.

Felt and checked

i'm not a faggot.

>5 seconds
>12/15/16(Thu)23:11:16
>Current time
Fucking liar

Wut anime? Also nice vid player m8

lolno.
>298,000 yen
>119 yen per dollar
I'd sooner get a fucking body pillow and put something with fucking Alexa in it

>turning 2D into pseudo 3DPD
>confine your waifu in a coffee machine

She can control me anytime

Can I replace the capsule with a mac pro?

Because I can get a real woman to do that not the Ultimate chinese botnet

I have a 3dpd gf :]

>". It's just a search/assistant tool that will continuously remind me that human-like AI will not exist in my lifetime
>implying
The only thing stopping us is we literally still don't understand the brain quite well enough.

Because I can't take care of any relationships, no matter if they are digital or not.

No Miia or Papi

Metal junk, not flowers

Hand Maid May

Agreed my 3D girl got a restraining order and my 2D girl corrupted my hard dive with her in it. I don't know what I could have done to her to flip her bits like that, but it just tells me love is not something I should mess with.

Oh, yeah, and we'll get right on that one. That simple little hurdle.

The technology looks good for a first generation product, I'd be interested in where they are in 3-5 years. Curious to see if they'll make more original characters for different assistants or license things like Miku.

I'd prefer if it didn't look like a coffeemaker made by logitech though.

i'm not work

Where can I get a robot planetarian?

>normal fag
>need something non-imaginary to not feel lonely
i think you have a rare definition of normal fag

Going to just get some plexi sheets and use an old monitor to make a hologram interface for my own personal assistant.

AR would be more suited for this application.

I'm not a weeb faggot.

>a waifu that can't even cry
>oh wait it's the last scene