Microsoft Word

About to kill myself you guys

I spent all day and night writing my final essay in MS Word, but when I was adding hyperlinks to my bibliography the program crashed and now it's gone.

I have looked in the "Recover unsaved documents" folder. It's not there. Strangely, a random blank document I opened as I was looking around word is though.

I've run Recuva and it found nothing

Is that it? Is that all I can do?

Am I fucked you guys pls help

Should have saved your document at least once in all that time, dumbass.

Install gentoo

I assumed that microsoft had caught on to the "autosave" system google has been using for years. I usually just use Google Docs

No u

>I spent all day and night writing my final essay in MS Word

>never saved once in all this time
>apparently disabled auto-save feature

this besides, pretty sure word default autosaves from time to time

I mean you should more or less remember what you wrote, right? Just start typing again. If you type something average like 100 wpm you'll have it done in no-time.

I work as IT at an upper secondary school and I see this shit every exam. Idiotic students who don't save a single time, and then their word crashes without any autosaving because the autosave often requires the document to be saved at least once.

It's your own fault for being a dumbass, consider proper document handle a part of the exam (it's something you'll need for work life too), and you failed it.

download 'agent ransack'

search c:\
filetype: *
for the 'search within files' type any word you typed in your document. scan the entire hard drive.. itll take a while but thats all i can think of.

Auto-save usually only kicks in once you save at least once. OP is probably underage as fuck or in his first year of uni if he doesn't know that.

Hurr you're stupid for not saving manually

How am I the stupid one here, microsoft should know this is a classic fucking problem what could they possibly stand to lose by autosaving my essay jesus christ

chill

Thank you user if Recuva doesnt find it I will try that

relax bro

I'm sure MS saved a copy of it at HQ :^)

>Hurr you're stupid for not saving manually
Yes. you are really fucking stupid, you stupid fucking dumb fuck.

If he's using Windows 10 they definitely did kek

> You didn't think to take a pre-caution for something that's never happened to you

Damn I sure am fucking stupid gosh golly gee thanks user I feel cured of my stupidity now that some angsty little man on a taiwanese rice farming site pointed that out to me wow

Wow you're retarded. Can't wait for you to bomb out of your shitty course with that attitude. Of course saving a hard copy of your "important essay" is better than relying on some auto save function. You clearly rushed it out last minute pulling an all nighter anyway so you're a shit student and a dumb fucking faggot who deserves to fail.

Instead of arguing with us you could be rewriting your essay, idiot. Get to work.

You're really stupid and I don't feel bad at all. You deserve this. Get a clue, millennial.

I get all A's, finish my assignments the night they are due, and my teacher loves me

Stay jealous faggot

pro tip: write the header like your name and title of work etc., and then make the first save before you continue

Shut your fucking mouth fucking twat.

>19 replies
>1 helpful user

Sup Forums really has become a shithole

What do you get all As in, English Literature? You fucking dumb shit. I'm not jealous at all, I've already graduated, I'm just marvelling at your dumb ass. If you're the best in your class with this much stupidity then it can't be a challenging course.

>dumb frog poster

1. not your tech support
2. it was always a shithole
3. frogposting is a red flag

Come over here so I can beat your ass faggot. You talk a lot of shit cunt.

>frogposting
Underage confirmed, not your tech support you fag. You should be thankful for what help you got, you don't deserve it.

You'll save manually next time.

You just failed the computer IQ test, sorry brah.

>Why don't cars brake automatically when I want to stop?
Because they are dumb machine. You are supposed to be the intelligent one.

>Why don't guns automatically put the safety back on when I am done shooting?
Because they are dumb machine. You are supposed to be the intelligent one.

>Why doesn't the fridge door automatically close when I walk away?
Because they are dumb machine. You are supposed to be the intelligent one.

>Why don't computers save my files without any prompting from me?
Because they are dumb machine. You are supposed to be the intelligent one.

>Because they are dumb machine.
Machines*.

I geuss I am the dumb two.

>final Essay
>He still uses word not latex
Kys. Srsly.

>not using rsync to backup to a raspberry pi

You got what you deserved.

Lol, recuva found my essay

eat a dick you smug faggots

>I messed up but it's someone else's fault.

You're not going to find it on your disk since you never saved it. The document stayed in your RAM so no file recovery software will ever find anything on your disk. Have fun wasting your time trying though, retard.

Make sure to save it this time dumb frogposter

guys don't believe this memer

I'm still panicking and trying all sorts of methods now

I am literally in tears rn

No it didn't, see

Dumb frogposter

Moot! We need per-thread poster ID!

Literally your own fault, you're not going to be able to find a back-up because you didn't save it once all day and night. Ask for an extension on your deadline and re-write it.

>Moot
Quite nice meme

Because MS Word autosaves your documents like you were complaining that it doesn't. You just didn't know how to recover it with the program.

>Ask for an extension on your deadline and re-write it.
This is good advice. You wrote it once, writing it a second time should be easier.

No... I AM SPARTACUS!

this is it guys

i give up

it's really embarassing having to ask my friend again to copy and rewrite his essay at the last minute but I need this grade

wish me luck

That's what you get for being a retard, cry more bitch nigga

>flagging yourself for plagiarism instead of admitting you fucked up and asking for an extension
RIP dumb underager.

>I screwed up once
>Gonna do it again, wish me luck
Do the right (and smart) thing. Re-write your own essay.

see also
>I was adding hyperlinks to my bibliography the program crashed
learn latex.

This, if you're in a halfway respectable institution they have really sophisticated plagiarism detection software. I've seen tons of students get busted for taking their friend's essay and replacing a few words. You'll be fucked over and fail out of the whole course as it retroactively fails all your other work too.

haha what a gimp

I'm going to assume that you're never going to learn how to use LaTeX because you're an idiot, so here's a real solution:

1: Write your text in a text editor, like WordPad, Notepad++ or gedit.

2: When you're done with the text, copypaste it into word and do the fonts, styling etc.

3: ????

4: Profit.

Writing text and setting text up to be a document are two different processes and should be treated as such.
It's always better to write in a simpler environment where you are alone with your text, so that you're able to concentrate on the important things alone.

>Not using google docs for uni essays
Retard micro cuck LOL
you deserve what you got

But then dumbass kids can't see if they need to write "just a few more words" to get to a page minimum.

this is why I'm leaving Sup Forums

regardless of if this is bait or not

fuck you newfags. you ruined my board

Sasuga.

relax, just call up the NSA - since you're using windows, they have a backup of your entire life

>implying Linux is NSA-proof

nah, it's just that linux users have no life

>not using Botnet Docs
You deserve it

You're fucked. Learn to save and stop being an idiot.

Write shit in Google Docs and then copy to word for formatting, if you're that much of an infant.

This is why you use google docs.

rofl you and your friend get kicked from Uni for this, idiot
Good riddance

This. true story.

NOT. YOUR. PERSONAL. TECH. SUPPORT.

What about this rule do you not understand? You asked for tech support for a hilariously stupid thing YOU did to yourself and anons rightfully roasted you. Fuck off.

Google Docs FTW. If you don't mind your essay being saved forever and a copy automatically sent to the NSA, anyhow.

Pages (and UIDocument based apps) on macOS do this the right way. Any document you create gets autosaved as soon as you make changes. Then it autosaves regularly, to avoid losing data. These documents are incrementally versioned as well.

Honestly if it's just a college paper then who gives a shit

> cars
Self-driving cars are coming. In the meantime, they already automate the distribution of braking power to the individual brakes.
> guns
Guns aren't for dumb people; you're supposed to be trained in their use. If you're shooting at something, chances are you want to kill it. Chances are you might have to follow up with another shot. Automatic safety would be a good way to get combatants killed.
> fridge
I'm sure there are already self-closing fridges. If there aren't: Shouldn't be hard to do, guess I know what I can do if I get tired of being someone's employee.

I agree with your point though; people should not expect machines to do everything for them.

>uni
I'm willing to bet OP isn't even out of high-school yet

There is a way to recover your files but you do not deserve that.

>messing with your bibliography
a cold chill ran down my back. if i woke up one day and latex/bibtex just suddenly stopped existing, i swear to god i would have to consider dropping out of my phd program. too much of my work would become nitpicking about proper citation styles and shit, to say nothing of layout/typesetting in general.

also, lol at a crash making the document unrecoverable. meanwhile my advisor can diff versions of my papers on a word by word basis if he wants. we could cherry pick and recover shit at any level of granularity through git.

this is exactly like when someone complained that this excel spreadsheet in which they were doing a ton of data analysis/visualization got corrupted or something and was all fucked. i had this distinct "there but for the grace of god go i" feeling.

I think that even without saving m$ was creating shadow file somehwere in the system, but I may be wrong.

Usually people hate cloud because muhh botnet, but in situation like this you would be happy as fuck if you had logged in into m$ account with your office

> Not setting autosave feature to 1 minute

You deserve it annon

>NOT SAVING HIS SHIT DIRECTLY IN THE CLOUD AND CLICKING CTRL+S EVERY 2 MIN
I spit on you, user!

>Having to configure you OS and applications to not lose data by default

>Having to manually save

OP is retarded desu senpai.

this, fuck WYSIWYG

write all your work in .tex files, and save them in some could connected folder such as megasync, it would be a great beginning.

Just use some code editor next time, it will autosave for you.

If OP hasn't written enough in word processors to know that you actually have to save the document this is probably true.

Just because Word and Google Docs do a bad job of WYSIWYG doesn't mean all word processors are as bad. Pages is great.

WordPerfect and WordStar had page-break markers.

>not writing your relevant shit in LaTeX
You asked for it.

Hello thread creator, it's me, Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft.

It has come to my attention that you had issues with MS-Word, oh my.

Send me your reddit profile so we can have a talk.

>essay
>it's christmas
you fucked up or you live in a muslim country

>relying on a microsoft product to work properly
always save your shit dumbass

Op is an absolute retard that can't push CTRL-S.

Get fucked.

they tell children in elementary schools to save file frequently...

You're definitely right, autosaving is a modern feature included in OS X Pages and GoogleDocs, there's literally zero reason for Microsoft not to have it, but MS being MS it shouldn't be held to world-class standards.
Of course, Sup Forums being contrarians they will place the blame on you. Those are the rules on this place, if they can passive-aggressively harass you they will.

>he wasn't conditioned to press ctrl-s after every action by using an unstable DAW/IMP/IDE/WHATEVER

>How am I the stupid one here, microsoft should know this is a classic fucking problem what could they possibly stand to lose by autosaving my essay jesus christ

You're the stupid one because you're now the one without a final essay.

Honestly if a final essay took him "all day and night" he's probably in high school.

>mfw both Word and Wordpad crash as soon as I open them

Could I recommend one of these, OP?

No, it saves automatically even if you don't save it for the first time (at least on my PC it does)

>MS Word
>He doesn't write markdown in Vim and frequently commit to a git repo
Serves you right.

See pandoc or wkhtmltopdf for md conversion.

>google docs