Family wants to buy me presents for Christmas

>family wants to buy me presents for Christmas
>can't think of anything I could possibly want and haven't already bought myself
HELP

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a chair?

already paid $500 to get myself an ergonomic one this year.

I would want an assisted suicide appointment

cheap books
baby clothes

A nice pair of warm fuzzy slippers.

Alternatively, Christmas socks.

a new mattress?

A macbook pro with retina display with the emoji bar

YOU'RE THE GUY WHO ORDERED THE MACBOOK PRO AND MONITORS
YOU FAGGOT

Ifixit Pro tool kit

Donate to charity in your name.

Ask for a fleshlight.

Your family should have accepted the fact that you aren't continuing the family line.

My sister asked what I wanted and I said a 1TB WD Black or Blue. Can't go wrong with more storage.

>not asking for your sister's butt-virginity for xmas

that guy's chair was like $900 wasn't it?

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>he doesn't put things he sees into an amazon wishlist all year for just this purpose, or for just buying himself a little treat now and then
it's like you want a bad christmas

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i intend to make out like a bandit this year

good taste

Fleshlight?

Gift cards supporting ypur hobbies, in case something pops up down the road (which it will).

>like hunting and outdoorsy shit: cabelas
>mainstream tech stuff: best buy
>a little bit of everything: Wal-Mart/amazon
>stuffing your fat fucking face: olive garden

Gift cards are the safest gift you could get someone, plus theyre incredibly convenient to receive.