"Like trying to keep the lid on a bucket of snakes"
Good definition of programming?
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That's what programming python is like, for sure.
Make one tiny mistake and your program will blow up. You have to be extremely vigilant when writing something as untyped and unsafe as python or assembly.
Like teaching a savant with severe OCD and you must go over each step no matter how trivial.
mapping a chinese room
trying to construct a mechanical clock & run it for 1 hour manually
"the self constructing maze game"
programming in an office with a boss who has no idea of the technology; an organisational manager
"trying to play pickup sticks in a room with an angry chimp"
in the UK:
"being worthless" / disposable
it started getting ugly when there were managers unqualified/incompetent in systems
(microsoft people)
Something that could be easy made hard on purpose to make the skillset worth something.
cynical
you must be a programmer
Math on steroids
"the search for coherence"
"working in an arena constructed to let incompetence thrive" (era of microsoft)
"perpetuating dysfunction as a model" (era of microsoft)
"having whatever you do stolen from you"
"people lurking around waiting for input/guidance/direction", then running away with it (stealing it) & taking the credit
(organisational programming as a systems programmer in the microsoft era)
Programming is like doing pic related and you try to make it simpler and simpler (rube goldberg machine). Also, fuck anywhere and the program is fucked.
instructing an alu and manipulating memory what kind of feely aspie shit is in this thread? is it winter break from the MIS program you're in?
christ.
mousetrap (game)
are you a programmer?
It's not all made hard on purposes. Some languages, like Haskell, try to make programming as easy as possible.
Only stuff like python and java, i.e. stuff used in industry, is oriented towards job security