Why does Sup Forums hate Apple products?

Why does Sup Forums hate Apple products?

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This.

The iphone was a great product before they took the headphone jack away

And so was the MBP before the most recent update

its simple. people who hate them can't afford them. the iPhone is the best smartphone, the iPad is the best tablet and the MacBook is the best laptop. no one wants to be a green bubble peasant, I'm not into tablets but everyone agrees android tablets are ass, and the MacBook lineup is the strongest notebook lineup. please remember, a MacBook is a windows PC. you can't lose here. this is undeniable, unquestionable and the objective truth. stop your internal dialogue and swallow this pill on these products.

now when it comes to desktops, this is where you can legitimately hate apple. they don't make a performance desktop and their OS sucks cock for gaming. but again, this is the ONLY line where the hate is justified.

they are the most privacy focused, green friendly, customer friendly, education subsidizing, recycling driven, AMERICAN, underdog turned giant Cinderella dream story. no fucking shit you'll have to pay a premium for the best quality tech product.

people hate success and for those reasons, its easy to hate apple.

>the iPhone is the best smartphone, the iPad is the best tablet and the MacBook is the best laptop.

locked in
walled garden
proprietary
>you bought our product, but we still own it bcus our software/firmware locks you out of being able to use it the way you want

Because they are terribad and literally just about aesthetic.

Oh yeah, user, I love it when customising my fucking billion trillion dolla rig voids my warranty. :^)

Because they fucking blow and get shilled here by paid shills which is very annoying since we have rules specifically against that.

How much pengis do (you) suck

Plenty, I happen to be an engineer...

Why do mactoddlers get triggered when someone hates Apple products?

What's wrong with the nerd in the dotwebm, user?

Someone hated an Apple product near him.

Do you have the JewTube vidya, I need a kek?

steve jobs was a god

Why do freetards throw a shitfit when people criticise their hobbyist OS?

>Apple is destroying neckbeard shit.
>neckbeards hate people being able to use tech
>neckbeards hate seeing people use tech who aren't 'worthy'
>Apple is destroying all the tinkering shit neckbeards love and making it drop into ever more obscurity

Basically, autistic neckbeards who think technology should be a test who love to play around with shit instead of actually use it hate Apple. They forget that a phone and a computer are tools to get a job done.

Apart from that, poor uncultured morons who don't know anything about operating systems and play children's video games on Windows.

youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk

>t. mactoddler

But they're shit for their job, it'd be like having a hammer made out of ceramic that just broke after you'd nailed in one hammer.

I don't like dongles.

APPLEFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=WiwcxY-zWMc

TL;DW - THE MOUSE POINTER DOES NOT WORK CORRECTLY ON ANY MAC RUNNING THE LATEST OS X

damn, he's so happy. lucky kid.

Everything commercial is proprietary you retarded freecuck. Technically, Windows is much more of a locked down and proprietary operating system than macOS, you wouldn't know that though because you've never used macOS and so don't know anything about it. You're all some of the most tech illiterate people I've ever encountered. None of you know jack shit about anything and you're all posers, like SJWs who pretend to be into communism shit.

This makes me feel like a piece of shit for having Asperger's, like being a step away from being non-functional.

The iPhone is the most prefered smartphone. The Mac is a computer, if it fits in your kind of work you use it if you can.

Then go blame all the stuffy jews who need to be forced to make anything new. Lack of USB-C shit isn't Apple's fault but you can see Apple making big changes to advance the entire industry.

Look how long OEMs made fucking 1366x768 panels. Are you old enough to remember how much force it took to get them to make high res displays? People like you literally bite the hand that feeds you. In a few years you'll be calling a MacBook Pro dumb because your ThinkPad P65085 has 8 USB-C Thunderbolt ports instead of 4.

And they all break within a month, so you have to go and buy another one. :^)

You are the cuck here accepting those terms. Let's put an example: No one in their right mind would buy a car so that after its warranty it's over you can't tinker or fix it or even fucking customizing it, and then you get locked out with a useless machine if it breaks and you have to pay expensive as shit reparations to become useful again. I paid for the fucking car, unacceptable.

what on earth are you on about?

Everything.

i just tried all the stuff he did, he's right

it happens on chrome too, not just the apple programs

>smartphone
>tablet
>Macbook
>thingy

This is why I hate Mac users. They literally don't care about the tech, only the buzz word associated with it. They have zero clue what they are using and have no desire to augment it to make it better, just use what is given to them. It is great advertising by Apple. They trick the consumers into thinking they are always ahead of the curve, when in reality, they are creating an artifical curve that has no connection to reality.

Because apple is a shitty company that puts fashion over function and then uses their marketing department to drive THE ENTIRE FUCKING INDUSTRY in that direction.

>Thinkpad

it'll have USB-A 3.1 ports, because USB-C is going to be a bit of a flop

just like every other "werld chain jang" port apple adopted in the place

also because thinkpads must be thick for look/feel/bigger batteries/mag-al roll cages

This. Advertisers are the devil.

Is this how you deal with being poor? Making up stories to believe? Ok mate. Yeah Android devices are perfect, Windows machines never fuck up leaving you to deal with Rakesh.

Why are you talking about cars? Do you know most people don't know how to fix computers by themselves? Are you aware not everyone is you? There's nothing left to customize these days, buy the SKU and options you need at the start and that's it. The days of breathing life into a machine with an SSD are over. Computers have changed and I'm not sure you've noticed.

You know that the vast majority of people who have Windows laptop failures are left with a set of options each worse than the last, right?

>go to pajeet in some dodgy shop who will scam you
>go to Louis who will make nasally autistic analysis of your machine, and scam you
>go to forums and talk to mouthbreathers and pajeets who won't help you
>deal with your manufacturer's warranty pajeets on the phone and have 2 weeks of back-and-forth

With a Mac, you go to a shop and solve your issue then and there. Outside of the US their service is unparalleled. They even replace shit out of warranty. Go ahead though, watch a 45 minute video on component level repair then try to fix your own machine and hope you don't fuck up. Some of us need computers to work, not to be a hobby project.

>This is why I hate Mac users. They literally don't care about the tech, only the buzz word associated with it. They have zero clue what they are using and have no desire to augment it to make it better, just use what is given to them.

>I hate people who just want to use a tool for the product and end result it uses
>I hate people who don't want to dick around with things which have nothing to do with what they want to do

Weapons-grade autism.

for toddlers, by toddlers

Apple products are known for breaking quickly, they literally make fragile products, so you have to buy more Mapple crap.

It's the parents. They are not helping him by being "supportive". They are actually making it worse. They don't put him in positions to make mistakes, instead, they create artificial scenarios that are designed to make him "happy". To much cuddling and pity going on with these types of kids. They would be just fine if left alone, but the parents/nanny state is making it worse problem than it is.

>paint yourself into a corner
>ur poor ur poor!111
well done pajeet

The United Kingdom, those diagnosed with autism other than HFA and ASD are not allowed to partake in their GCSEs.

im gay

Ok buddy. Keep believing that.

>meanwhile in the real world...
statisticbrain.com/laptop-malfunction-rates/

>Apple's failure rate lower than Lenovo, Dell and Acer

>Implying it gets reported.

why are you bringing up windows?
are you some sort of delusional fucknut who reads whatever his retarded excuse for a brain wants to read, rather than what's clearly infront of him?

Cry more.

consumerreports.org/cro/laptops/LaptopReliability

>Apple is still No. 1. We estimate that only 10 percent of Apple laptops fail by the third year of ownership. The numbers for Windows laptop brands range from 16 percent to 19 percent. In addition, Apple laptops break down less often than laptops from other brands. Among laptops that fail, only 42 percent of Apples break down more than once, while more than half (55 percent) of non-Apple laptops break down on multiple occasions.

Overpriced locked-down junk.

You're basically renting some hardware from Apple and they tell you what you're allowed to do with it.

>Implying they aren't paid off by the Apple Industrial Complex (AIC) to shill.

these rants and ramblings
you're a delusional fucknut who needs his meds.
>no one brings up windows
>you do
then someone uses cars as a analogy
>hurr durr why are you talkin abooot curs?! what do hypotheticals have to do with this?!? LISTEN TO ME RABBLE RABBL RABULLL

>Do you know most people don't know how to fix computers by themselves?
So you are actually implying most of the people are dumb to do any single shit and that's why they buy and apple?

So, his argument is people buy Apple because they're stupid? Oh, that's great, considering it is coming from the Mason of Apple.

Don't buy apple

>We estimate that only 10 percent of Apple laptops fail by the third year of ownership. The numbers for Windows laptop brands range from 16 percent to 19 percent.
You can get a brand new Windows laptop from like $200. The minimum you need to spend on a brand new mac is like $1500.

>apple vs every single other laptop manufacturer
>aples gud
high class shitpost

Why does this thread get made every day?

Because you're buying an overpriced label and nothing else.
The people that use them for work or business, do so out of ignorance and are willingly to forgo the cost of learning the very basics because it just werks.

Funny how it is only fourth. :^)

>so many abbreviations

I can already tell there's a problem

You haven't said anything of substance. Please stop shitposting.

>So you are actually implying most of the people are dumb to do any single shit and that's why they buy and apple?

Yes exactly. They're dumb with component level repair and hardware failure diagnostics. Very dumb. They're too dumb to install a new LCD panel in a laptop correctly the first time. All those dumb, professional working adults are really so dumb because they don't know how to repair computers.

My 62 year old physics professor is an absolute RETARD and should be put down because he doesn't know how to fix computers. Fuck him for making the rational choice of buying a computer which comes with the best support should something go wrong. What an idiot for guaranteeing easy continued use and minimum downtime.

As is the way with the UK and the MFE, y'know?

This. Your not helping anyone by spending your money on over-rated garbage.

install gentoo.

>Y-you... h-haven't... said anything... o-of... wor-worth... *cowers*

>MFE
Fuck. Just right it out in full. UK is obvious to al, but MFE? That's just retarded expectations.

That's a situation which doesn't really happen as hard as you try to invent it, it still backfires on you though.

I can sell a BROKEN MacBook Pro on eBay for more than a mid-range Windows machine. You never lose with a Mac. Sorry.

(M)inistry (f)or (E)ducation

>My 62 year old physics professor is an absolute RETARD and should be put down because he doesn't know how to fix computers

Just how mad are you, applefriend? kek
Apple sucks and they make shitty overpriced products and you know it. But you've given them so much money at this point that you're blind to see them as anything other than demigods.

You had a chance to prove me wrong. Pretending I'm stuttering is weird and dumb. Say something intelligent in your next post which I can respond to.

Wait? Doesn't that contradict your bullshit? If people are too stupid to fix them, but are they buying your broken shit?

>BTFO in a malaise of embers and ashes.

Don't stray from the point to talk about your YouTube comments level 'aplel is so dum' shit.

Are you aware that people aren't experts in every field simultaneously, or not?

>Governing body + the powers that control "education"

This is a recipe for disaster. Mind control at it's greatest.

>If people are too stupid to fix them, but are they buying your broken shit?
>they

Who is they? People buy broken shit on eBay, fix it then sell it. Where is the contradiction?

Ever since the end of the Victorian era, they used to be controlled by the respective church, or charity (some still are private) but the majority of affordable education is government cucked.

I thought you said people were too dumb to fix them?

The average person, yes. People who buy broken items on eBay to resell, obviously, know how to fix things.

How fucking dumb are you, can you not even follow this simple chain of logic? I don't know what I was expecting, this is the average intelligence of the anti-Apple teenage sperg.

But then, that means, that other person doesn't benefit from the benevolent dictatorship of Apple warranty and customer service? Not to mention, many of them become reverse Hackintoshes.

i loved my macbook pro. it just died a month ago after six years. i'm done with college though and have mostly just used it for web browsing recently so i wont be dropping another $1200 to replace it, but i had a good time with it while it lasted

Not arguing with you. I know about the public "education" issues troubling this world.

When the "Nazis" are the main topic in History classes during high school, you know your "education" is bs. It is trying to mold your mind to think a certain way, instead of producing a mind that is capable of making decisions for itself.

I'm from Cuckanada, so I understand how the Crown education system works. Keep the peasents ignorant. The only law is the law of land ownership and credit. You better get one of those soon in life, or your fucked.

>I can sell a BROKEN MacBook Pro on eBay for more than a mid-range Windows machine.
You can also sell a broken high-end laptop for more than a mid-range laptop in most cases.

Spending over $1,000 just to browse the Internet, why?

I'm quite sad they no longer teach Classics, Latin or Medieval history, apparently we should forget we're Europeans or of European decent (Americans)?

Also, fun fact, Islamic war has killed more people than Hitler, Mao and Stalin combined.

Heck, Stalin and Mao killed more people than Hitler and Castro/Che weren't very nice men either.

>But then, that means, that other person doesn't benefit from the benevolent dictatorship of Apple warranty and customer service?

Wrong. Again, you have no experience with Apple and don't know shit about them. If you take any Apple product you own, they will work on it. They're the ones who made and sold it originally and they're aware of that. You can't do that in any other store and you certainly can't do that online or through the manufacturer later with a Windows machine.

Give all the 'le evil corpurashun' shit a fucking rest, its so old now. Microsoft and Google are miles worse.

reread my post, negro

Not the previous guy. Of course you don't have to be a tech literate for sure. But how do you justify buying a product that costs a fuck ton more if you are not going to get the "full" potential of what you are paying? (Assuming the person is going to use it for normie stuff given the statement of tech illiteratw)

They're too locked down and unusable for power users and above. Price doesn't help, either.

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That's all fine bruh ...

... but your mouse pointer doesn't work right.

HAHAHAHAH

Right... you're wrong, y'know why?

If someone, who isn't an Apple staff member fixes that broken laptop, it voids the warranty and they have NO OBLIGATION to service it afterward.

Nice try, nigga'.

I didn't do it justice?

>mostly just used it for web browsing recently so i wont be dropping another $1200 to replace it

>mostly just used it for web browsing recently
>recently

>wont be dropping another $1200 to replace it
>wont

Oh, sorry.

there are two kinds of annoying fucks in the world. You can see an example in this video: youtube.com/watch?v=1AqgELJSF2Q.

Its not hard to see which kid is like 95% of the annoying fucks on Sup Forums.

I love it, no reply from to . Now, that is truly BTFO. :^)

Agreed. They focus to heavily on the "world wars" and not enough on actuall movement/development of the nations/borders that define our present world. Most Canadians (I'm Canadian) come from Europe, yet our education system doesn't consider European histroy beyond Hilter/Nazis. Kind of fucked up.

Consider this. In the Indonesia, after WW2, big buisness/lobyists/world bank decided how the land would be developed/partioned. What would follow can only be described as genocide of the ethinc population that wanted to maintain the agriculture/off the land life style. Yet none of this is even mentioned in pre-secondary education. More examples could be made.

"They" want us to be blind going into adult hood with only the "truths" they've decided. No one is suppose to question anything after WW2. It's all just, for no reason except DEMOCRACY.

Governments too busy virtue signaling over WW1 and WW2, among other things (like US political history in A-level).

>no one wants to be a green bubble peasant
stopped reading there

The iPhone experience is a sleek one steeped in random bullshit problems. Like the one button design is kind of cool to be honest, but it's really not worth it when like your software blocks your phone from charging randomly. Holy shit it's infuriating watching my wife's phone get fucked by Apple repeatedly and she refuses to change over to an Android.

$800 devices that are designed to fail/be replaced after two years.

Android are terrible at RAM allocation, to be honest.

More like until the next model with a different letter, but is exactly the same comes out:
Mapple iBone 44X -> Z

The hate goes towards post-apple

There's a thread full of pictures on the matter