What's the greatest hack you've ever pulled off?

What's the greatest hack you've ever pulled off?

hacked NSA, i have root acess to Utah data center

Hacked the CIA and found their files on Terry A Davis. Ever seen that episode on Invader Zim where the studio of Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery has an entire storage room devoted to Dib? It was like that.

I bought a drug-dealer scale and went to target and weighed out all of the booster packs because the difference between the holographic cards and the rare cards is like 0.02 grams. Have you ever wondered why you never got good cards out of booster packs you would buy at certain stores? Because they did the same thing to all the boxes.
we stole all the booster packs too, easily stole $500+ in yugioh cards and sold them on forums for more

Hacked the election

wow ebin dude

$500!!!!!

WHOA, DON'T SPEND THAT ALL IN ONE PLACE. WHOOOOOOAAAAAAA DUUUUUUUUUDDEEEEE!

W O W Z A DUDE!!!

WOW Z A !. W O. W. Z . A.

$500 WHOLE DOLLARS?

UNITED STATES DOLLARS? $500\????!!!!

W H O A

I guessed my friends secret question answer on his email and it let me set a new password and then I logged on his email.

>i made the sky blue

$500 is a lot at the time; for high school kid with no job anyway. I also stole world of warcraft gamecards to keep my account going + slanged a few on the side. Not unlike a heroin junkie stealing shit to buy more drugs.


This was like 10 years ago btw

lol

Let's see.. I rooted several phones. I installed twrp and custom Roms on several of them. I flashed my Xbox 360 DVD drive with cfw. I'm pretty legit.

The Gibson supercomputer in 1995.

pic related

Max Headroom

>external hard drive on its last legs
>decide to gut the housing and replace it with a usb killer circuit
>put note on the cover "If found, please call ### ### #### and return it. _DO_NOT_ attempt to go through the folders!"
>"leave" it in the school library
probably fried Jerome's macbook

lmfao

...

Noice

I installed Arch Linux once.

No one expects the back door in the Gnome desktop, don't trust the open weather BS. ;)

Google Reader back in the day
they gave me some dosh for it though

probably my bachelor's degree and how I got my job

I don't even know what I'm doing

lots of SQLi's one nice LFI and a couple of priv escalations to get root.

thats all.

Whoa leet dude

Probably defaced some little store's website

H A R D C O R E

nice try NSA

Hacked Area 51 and went through their files on reptilian aliens but I was high and forgot to take screenshots.

there were these three russian file upload sites that used to be popular in my country since they allowed files bigger than 1 gb. a friend of mine found a way to increase the download speed without having to pay to get a premium account after inspecting the html of a couple of files' download pages for a day or two. he showed me how the exploit works and since he didn't know how to code, i wrote a script that automatically generates a premium download link. then we made a website that people can use to download from that site without paying. then we started making the site members-only and sold membership for half the price of those sites we hacked. i kinda miss those days to be honest.

pretty much.

I used SQL injection on my old school website and found the admin account login on in a txt file.

Got my mom to clean my room at an age of 22

Bypassed content encryption on a F2P game in order to rip the assets and publish them online

Then I got a letter from the company lawyers threatening to sue me

i removed the "@*.*GHz" part from the screenfetch script so it would fit in my terminal better

i spoofed the admin page of my rival guild's dkp site, then rainbow tabled the SQL database to get passwords.
The admin's/guildleader password ended up being something stupid simple like XOXO.
It was pretty funny, I don't think I ever defaced their shit though.

I know it was a pretty simple hack, but the rush was pretty sublime when I was doing it.

I owned the mainframe.

What game?

I hacked the javascript in an online Army training course to bypass all built in timers. What used to take weeks now takes 45 minutes.

I opened one of my classmates CD drives remotely with Sub7. She was confused for weeks.

Found and exploited a few stored XSS and SQLi vulnerabilities in websites.
Achieved remote command execution, code injection and a denial of service vulnerability on various pieces of enterprise software.

the only company that does that is activision so i'm assuming it's call of duty online (chinese version)

>be me
>be 15, in highschool
>"school sux!! i want to be a game designer!" kind of kid
>parents won't let me drop out in year ten (When you get the highschool certificate in AUS)
>create a UNIX script that uses some python commands to keylog and upload them to my computer
>not tech-savy parents don't have any kind of computer security software
>a miracle there is only a bit of adware on their old mac laptop
>over the next week get the password for their emails and the school's parent website, where teachers could talk with parents etc.
>begin sending emails and messages to all my teachers informing them that i will not be continuing into year 10
>next two years i just went to the school library and fucked around with my friends that were still in school
to this day my parents never realised
>tl:dr, m45t3r h4ck3r

I got some people to admit to illegal shit on an imageboard

Holy shit, you totally know what your talking about. Can you teach me c?

OF course!
first you need to install minecraft and learn some redstone circuits! its the exact same as c

I used updog to bypass admin credentials on my school's computer system, and reformatted all the drives remotely as part of the automated system maintenance.

what is updog??


(Is this what you wanted?)

lawl so you fucked yourself over? Good job.

>drinking Flat Tire

You too?!

Shit was easy actually since the administrator password was GOD.

fuck man you're really cool

There was one picture on the internet that i wanted to download. When i right clicked on it i could only save the link. I hacked that shit by making a screenshot of the picture and croping it in ms.paint.

They thought for a second their precious picture was safe.

Hacked the DNC
Hacked Podesta
Made my guy the president.

I hacked candleja

got access to videos on some paid camwhore website by pasting some code to browser console i found from pastebin lel

bypassed banlist and got genned endgame stuff on a shitty text adventure game on telegram

top jew.

I wrote a keylogger in C++ for windows and gave it away on forums for free.

It's probably still being used today.

FUCK OFF NIGGER YOU STILE THE ELECTION

DRUMPF IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBE

#IMWITHHER

>was 15
>dad got a moped
>rewrote DMV site's part on mopeds to say that mopeds require no license and that there was an age minimum of 15
>saved locally, opened, replaced local URL with original DMV URL
>convinced parents to let me use it

Me+a mate of mine, made a keylogger and had the login of most of our teachers. Even the headmaster.

When i was younger i used to get in trouble a lot at school so i would always try to get to the mail before my parents got the school letters and destroy them.

I know every kid did this but i got in trouble like everyday and no one ever found out.

I used to sell customized Slax installers at school

How much

The fact that you're still proud of that ten years later says a lot.

$10 per CD

My uncle used to do that with every sort of trading card pack he could, he was using a micrometer too

I hacked my friends runescape account and stole 10m and his abby whip

Ah, the memories

Not my greatest, but a story nontheless
>Be me
>Edgy freshman in high school
>Only have 1-2 friends
>Don't go outside or really associate with people in real life
>Play Garry's Mod obsessively
>Learn to write in a basic scripting language for a mod in the game (E2 for wiremod)
>Can write an if statement
>Fucking 1337
>Go to school
>Sit with only friend in class
>Tell him about my 1337 skills
>Friend is equally interested in computers and also has his head shoved up his ass
>He claims he is better
>Disagree, start to argue with friend
>After 15 seconds of debate, we get up and start shouting at one another
>Cool teacher stands up
>Entire class gasps, thinking there is about to be a fight
>Friend is shouting at me
>I am shouting at him
>Neither of us are saying anything that's actually true
>Cool teacher realizes we won't use any physical means
>is somewhat amused by the loser's arguing, and pauses before interrupting us
>"JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU TRY TO PLAY GMOD WHEN YOU GET HOME, GOOD LUCK LAUNCHING IT AFTER I REMOTELY CORRUPT YOUR HARD DRIVE"
>"HAH, GOOD LUCK CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET ONCE I HACK YOUR IP ADDRESS"
>Entire class is cringing at us
>Teacher finally tells us to stfu and get back to work
>We lock eyes
>Stare at each other for another 5 seconds
>Class is dead silent
>We're both standing
>He challenges me to a hacking competition
>I accept
>Teacher is now annoyed at us
>Threatens to send us out if we continue
>We sit back down, talking to no one since we only had each other to begin with
>It has begun
1/?

>be 18, senior year
>trying to think of a good senior prank
>was bored in computer apps III and graphics
>did a ton of research from home on hacking
>created a basic python keylogger
>ran it on my own computer
>told teacher was having issues logging in
>teacher signs in with her own login
>did this to several departments
>after school, went to library computer
>installed teamviewer under special ed account
>backdoor into computer after school
>logged in as one of the teachers
>check group policy permissions
>holyshit.jpg domain admins, remote users
>logged directly into DC sever
>created batch script to change passwords
>deleted all network share folders and disabled sharing, deleted netlogon scripts
>cleared event logs
>back on library computer, delete event logs, uninstall teamviewer
>next day all teachers pissed off
>there was no server or file backups
>never said a damn word
>student tells teacher i was hacking
>student saw malicious activity in class
>even with no evidence, got suspended
>came back 3 days later
>got suspended from computers rest of year
>everyone asking me to hack emails or FB
>tech deploys Novell SuSE Linux
>still managed to get on computers
>social engineered substitute teachers
>logged in as them and got homework done
>teachers find out and call down principal
>Vice principal and 3 cops escort me out
>they threaten me with prison and no future
>tell them one day they will work for me
>they all laugh
>ended up not getting my high school diaploma
>lie myself into community college
>get comptia security+ and CEH certs
>graduate with BS major cyber security
>get a job, security consultant
>manage local governments, schools, etc.
>update linkedin page, find the VP
>sent him message thanking him
>VP replied back saying i was right and was impressed

hacked university network. /etc/shadow was backed up to public share, crack passwords (typical woman with sudo access has easily cracked password) "sudo su - " have access. continue to have unfeted access to every bodies email, files etc.

I took a loan from a bank in chromes anonymous mode

they never found out who i am

nice

>Sit quietly for the rest of class
>My only ally is now my enemy
>Bell rings
>Walk out awkwardly with friend
>Cool kids laughing and making jokes about us
>Trying to hype us up to fight
>Don't want to make scene in front of qt girls in hallway
>Too many eyes on us
>Can't think
>Friend can't stand the attention either
>Agree to discuss the matter during lunch
>Try to look mature
>Attempt to shake friend's hand
>Friend tries to dap me up
>We both look retarded
>Lunch time arrives
>Sit down with friend and set terms
>The competition is to hack a few computers in the school library
>One is to pick a few random computers for the other on day of the hack
>Neither of us can do really anything with programming
>Lie simultaneously that we've been working on something big
>Give each other a week to "finish our projects"
>Get home
>Sit down at computer
>Initiate 1337
>Immediately panic
>FuckShitDamnitWhatAmIDoing
>Go on hacking forums
>Download RAT
>Download Keylogger
>Download crypter
>Norton Anti-virus keeps fucking deleting everything
>God wtf are these shit hacks
>Go to school next day, try to be laid back and chill
>Friend approaches
>Smiles at me
>"Hey user how goes your project"
>I have nothing
>"Fine! I just tested it on a few servers and it seems to be working great"
>"Did you protect yourself while doing it?"
>"Sure did! I was behind a VPN and 3 web proxies"
>"How's yours?"
>"I think I'm more or less done"
>"Really? Me to!"
>"Oh? Then how about we do this after tomorrow then?"
>Heart sinks
>Don't want to look like a pussy
>"Hah, no problem!"
2/?

pretty funny even though it's a terrible life decision

on a related note a mate of mine dropped out after year 10 as well and he'd always attend school events that we didn't have to be in uniform for like sports day, free dress days, swimming carnival etc.

he dropped out to pursue his passion of cooking which turned out quite well for him

Moar

>Get home
>Parents are pissed
>"user do your fucking homework"
>Can't you see this is war?
>Parents take away computer for shit grades
>ohfuck.jpg
>Start brainstorming
>Sit at desk
>Know nothing about computers
>Can't come up with anything
>Parents took desktop computer away
>Wire salad under my feet
>Start to fiddle with it out of anxiety
>Start picking shit up with feet
>Grab ethernet cable with foot
>Start squeezing latch with toes because autism
>Suddenly idea hits me
>"I can win this"
>Next day
>Friend is cockier than before
>"Well user I'm ready today if you are"
>Pulls out flash drive
>"I thought you said the day AFTER tomorrow?"
>"It is but if you want to start now..."
>"Sorry, I didn't bring my hacking flash drive"
>Friend laughs to himself and walks off, casually waving around the flash drive
>"HEY FAGGOT DON'T TRY IT YET THE COMPETITION IS TOMORROW! NO CHEATING!"
>Get yelled at by teacher for screaming the word faggot
>Wait until bell rings
>Walk into bathroom
>Fake a signature for a pass to the library
>Skip class for the first time in my life
>Living on the edge
>Heart is racing
>Sit down in front of computer
>Open Google
>"How to find the IP address of a computer"
>"How to make command prompt look like matrix"
>"How to run two commands at the same time"
>"How to pause between commands"
>Save .bat file to flash drive
>I'm ready
3/4

>Wake up
>The time has come
>Walk downstairs
>Put on flip flops
>"Good morning user!"
>No response
>I'm in the zone
>"Are you feeling alright? It's a bit cold for sandals"
>"Don't worry mom, I'm about to be a hero"
>Realize I sound like a school shooter
>"f-for the school I mean! Haha that came out wrong"
>Mom fights back cringing
>"Okay have a wonderful day love you..."
>Too cool to reply
>Walk out door
>"user your backpack!"
>"Thanks Mom!"
>Get to school
>Friend is at library already
>Friend looks incredibly cocky
>"You seem excited"
>"Yeah, excited to kick your ass user!"
>"Alright, you go first then"
>Friend pulls out flash drive
>Plugs it in
>Darkcomet.exe
>Holy shit he doesn't have an antivirus on his home computer
>Double clicks exectuable
>Avast Immediately deletes the file
>Friend is dumbstruck
>"Get fucked kid"
>"Let's see you do better"
>Sit down in front of computer
>double click 5up3rH4ck.bat
>ipconfig executes
>echo "Targeting IP... press enter to execute"
>"And there's the IP address..."
>Friend is confused as fuck
>"Watch this"
>hit enter
>Matrix screen appears
>Take off flip flop
>Un plug ethernet cable with foot
>echo "Hack complete"
>Friend tries to access internet
>Fails
>Too stupid to diagnose
>Repeat this for 3 other computers
>Friend is speechless
>asks if I can teach him my uber 1337 skills
>Casually unplug flash drive
>Get up
>"Maybe some day"
>Walk away slowly, flash drive in hand
>I am the ultimate 1337 hacker.
4/4

>Darkcomet
Holy shit, the memories

9/10

I had 3 credit cards with a combined limit of $11,000. I withdrew all the money on them via credit card checks which i made out to myself and then used the money to pay for a car which i never paid any of it back.

Rat screwed my credit for 7 years though.

hacked NASA research centre,most ports were open and blatant evidence of others being there was rife,snooped about a bit but got bored,done fuckton of remedial shit like cracking win admin/user logins via the hashes,used this to gain full admin access and user access to over 10 terminals at work (head IT included) actually use my IT dep's consoles as go betweens for rightous targets,not done anything big for a while,and the best stuff ide rather not say (and no thats not me being all coy and leet)

not bad, user. not bad.

nice bro

truth

hacked warner bros' servers to obtain free movies and cartoons

Ripped the pics off the flash drive of some qt. Expected her noods, got the noods of her bf. Sheeit!

Got some nudes from a coworker, she had the best ass in the universe, even some videos being a whore with her friends while drunk.

Found a vuln in windows that allowed the fastest brute force of any other known method, above the second fastest method by a huge margin(1m combinations in less than 5 minutes from unprivileged account, guest user for example) developed an advanced toolkit around it (7 years ago) now I'm aware that is being exploited on the wild but not known, my toolkit combined mimikatz and other methods detected current system and used the best exploit to get admin acces, then automated many actions, including remote access, grabing every available password(sam,wifi,browser if possible) and probably more things that icant recall, did it just for fun, never exploited anyone, never shared with anyone. Even got a name for the tool and a webpage that i never used.

Basically carried it in my USB press start unplug and most of thr time the machine was pwned either within secs or some mins, or just failed. It had a great success rate, carried it with a very big dictionary of most used passwords.

And more stuff but I don't have time to write more.

Also developed a many bots for shitty games when I was a teenager

when i was in year 10 we used a usb keylogger to steal a teachers password and i changed some of my grades. i wrote some shit on people's reports in the teacher comment section. we went to an internet cafe to do it all because we were worried we could get caught.

the fact that you are not proud of ANYTHING you have done in your life says a lot

Infected all my HSs network and backups with ransomware, but I didn't test the ransomware before deploying so instead of a ransom message it left "test message"

>2007
>me and friend play d2 lod all day everyday
>sleepover at his house
>install keylogger on his computer
>next day he logs onto diablo
>he leaves room at some point
>find password in keylogger
>uninstall keylogger
>go home
>go on his account
>steal all his shit

I honestly read "My mother computer is a data center" the first time

The Dnc

I once hacked a gibson

>trying to hard

It's nigger, not Jew.

loooooooooool

deep

aand thats why u have no friends

used dumb sql shit to hack into an indian university. I had access to all their student records and everything