Scary Thread

>taking a shit & browsing Sup Forums.
>Hear phone focusing lens
>Tfw google wants to see my face while shitting.
>Close all apps to feel better, knowing that it wont matter.

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woke up this morning and came downstairs

my webcam LED was on, but it flipped off as i sat down at my desk

...weird.

>just chilling
>a command prompt pops up for a millisecond

>boot peecee
>command prompt flashes for a second

>disconnect webcam, put in box to return to the shop.
>Send it off
>Turn around 360 degrees
>Webcam unshipped itself and is now making a video of my girlfriend
>Wtf i got cucked.

Kek

Fucking this. What is it?

>the year 2016
>he doesn't put tape over his webcam
baka tbqh

>see shit about intel AMT
>start researching
>find out that all intel processors manufactured since 2006 have intel ME backdoors
>similar shit with amd and arm
>there's no freedom anymore

Fabricate your own silicon wafers, cuck.

...

that's not the solution unfortunately, stupid people will not buy it

>Hear phone focusing lens
>Implying phones have actual front facing moving lenses that make noises
I've met the guy who invented the lens technology used in the vast majority of cellphones nowadays. You can't fool me.

so what can we do with this?

It's not like Lincux or BSD won't run on weird architectures. Just get a c compiler.

>Just get a c compiler.
and where can I get a processor without backdoors?

You make one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semiconductor_fabrication_plant

There are places which will produce your own design for a cost. Some univerisities use them.

you know that's not the solution of the problem

On the contrary, it's the ONLY solution, to be sure of no backdoors. It's not like you'd have to start from scratch, there are already designs out there to build upon.

>put tape over my webcam
>turn 360 degrees
>webcam pulled the tape off

>trusting someone to make your processor
Unless you made it yourself you'll never know if the manufacturer snuck some backdoors

>using linux
>configuring fans through the command line
>accidentally turn gpu fan off
>I have v4c running in the background and the isis anthem comes on because some fucker put it in the queue
>gpu reaches 90c
>screen goes black while the isis anthem is going and I'm freaked the fuck out.
>my primal instincts kick in
>unplugged my computer

>taking a shit and browsing Sup Forums
>wonder if I should get an android phone
>Siri, open the samsung phone website
>"I can't let you do that, user."
>Hear knock at the door
>It's Tim Cook
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this, as he hands me a bowl of eggs.
>Still eating the eggs to this day
>He just keeps handing me more and more
>Why Tim?

Im talking about the clicks it makes. It's either image stabilisation or lens focus.

>phone in pocket/hand
>hear "Sorry I didn't catch that" from okay Google

>I'm talking about the clicks it makes.

And user is trying to explain that the front facing camera on all phones made today doesn't have autofocus.

>play some music
>google app pops up and begins listening

Fuck this happens a lot and I think it's because of the kind of earphones or connection you're using.

My hypothesis is that if you press the mic button a few times it comes up with normal earphones which is what normally happens, but due to slightly incompatible hardware, it ends up sort of malfunctioning. If you notice with those earphones or whatever you're connecting using the audio jack, the sound comes out echoy.

Scheduled task.

>Boss calls you at 7am
>On a Saturday

What was it about?