Dad went to China, immediately connected phone to his computer and our Wifi on return

>Live at home while going to college (rent's expensive as fuck here, and room mates suck)
>Dad returns home from business trip to China
>Immediately connects his iPhone (which he used in China) to our home Wifi, and then physically connects it to his Macbook Air to sync travel pictures
>mfw

How fucked am I, and how can I unfuck it? He was suppose to get a burner phone before leaving, but apparently his company's IT people "forgot" and never ordered one. The solution was that he was going to get a replacement phone when he returned and just trash his current one, but now he's connected to our home wifi, so the damage is done.

The solution is that you move out and get your own damn internet

What are you worried about?

You're screwed OP.
You need to trash all the devices that connected to the same network.
No cleaning will get rid of the chinese virtual filth.

Believe me, that's my goal. Unfortunately, it's a bit late for that now, in respect to the current China security situation.

Oh, you know, just Chinese spyware/malware spreading across all the devices on our network. No big deal, really.

Pic related.

What does your Dad do that makes you think they're going to unleash some ultra secret malware on your local network?

Even if they do they won't care what his loser son is doing, might have some laugh at you but they're not the only ones.

>Chinese spyware because he visited china
Protip: There are millions of chinese people in the US that recently came back from china. You're literally fucktarded.

exactly not a big deal unless you habit wearing tinfoil hats, changing your water purifiers and wearing electromagnetic wave blocker aluminium blankets on daily basis

The Chinese government is going to know he faps to Chinese cartoons now :^)

What are you hiding?

The company I used to work for opened up a new market in China and when the execs would travel there they would literally throw away their phones when they landed in the us.

Doesn't mean they had any good reason to do this.

Most security policies are more stupid than efficient.

$500 phone is a cheap insurance policy for a multi billion dollar company.

I don't say they can't afford it, plus of course they could use a $20 phone or whatever if they cared.

It doesn't however mean they gained shit all for security by doing this.

Got any proof that he brought back China cooties?

>What does your Dad do that makes you think they're going to unleash some ultra secret malware on your local network?

He works for a biotech/pharmaceutical company that's looking to expand into the Chinese market. The Chinese want to have control of the technology and manufacturing processes, but his company is only interested in selling the finished product.

That what was SUPPOSE to happen, but the IT folks at the office apparently can't be bothered to do their job and actually supply the phone.

No, but I'm still concerned.

N..Nothing, user.

Your only option now is leaving a network monitoring tool record everything and check for shady connections to chinese IPs

m8 you're already under the control of the chinknet
each device on your home network is probably running like a thousand runescape bots

the chinese spyware is at the firmware level OP, you will never notice it affect your latency or software.

But it will remotely turn on shit and spy on you.

hope your ass is greased and ready, cause the chinks own you now

>his company is only interested in selling the finished product.

I know you aren't in the company, but that ship set sail like 15 years ago.

You want the dragon's magic? You pay the price.