Hey Sup Forums
I want to get my son a tablet for Christmas so he can jerk off in bed and not at his computer which gets him caught by my wife. Anyway, what is a good tablet for around $100? Something around 8'' for a stocking stuffer?
Hey Sup Forums
Hunter Torres
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Asher Anderson
I'd go with something like this one.
gearbest.com
>1920x1200 display to enjoy full HD porn
>8" so he can use it with one hand and quickly hide it when needed
>has windows in case he's into VNs or whatever
Only con is that the battery is kinda small, but if he can fap for three hours straight, he has probably earned an external battery anyway.
Landon Clark
I wish I had a father like you
Luis Hill
> Chinese crap
OP, get him a Nexus 7. They're older but reliable as fuck. 7" if you can put up with it, and about $80
Kevin Reyes
Buy him something that runs windows
It's easier torrenting on windows.
Jace Bell
both of these options are great OP
i dont believe the whole son thing but where just giving a helping hand in your masturbatory needs
Easton Smith
What's wrong with your wife's son fapping openly?
Easton Brooks
Get a Fire HD 8.
Great battery life and good enough for a 1000 post rolling sticky.
Justin Reed
Actually I can relate to this. My dad didn't give a fuck and was actually kinda proud the first time he caught me. One of those coming of age moments I guess. My mom on the other hand would freak the fuck out every time I even locked my bedroom door.
David Davis
Get him a laptop/netbook? Never tried jerking it on a tablet, but you don't want to be limited
Aiden Reyes
>Recommending chink shit
Go back to your containment thread
OP, follow and see if you can buy a Nexus 7.
Carter Martinez
Oh his tablet is gonna be plenty sticky regardless of brand
Lincoln King
Holy shit kek
Jacob Wright
I wish I had a father.
Jordan Peterson
but we do have fathers they just ran away from us
Landon Brooks
>Two mums
>Father is literally user
:(
Owen Gomez
oh fug that is unfortunately funny but hey look on the bright side you got dubs
Bentley Gray
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Jeremiah Perry
Buy him a Chromebook. They're basically tablets at this point anyway
Evan Wright
Fire HD 8 are $20 off this week. It's easy to install Google Play.
Dylan Martinez
They discontinued it due to how unreliable it was...
Blake Flores
Go to a Wal-Mosque and get a cheapo RCA for him to pump off with.
James Bennett
Do you want his son to lose his hand and peepee in a battery explosion?
Cooper Hill
>They're older but reliable as fuck.
They're not.
The touchscreen is shit... the center of the screen will stop registering touches after a while
Fucking chink garbage.
Jose Bailey
Just get Geek Squad to do the repair work.
Jayden Clark
Get a hidden camera instead and FAP to incest amateur videos
Jeremiah Scott
bumping for the dude when he wakes up
Brandon Cook
There are blacks on Sup Forums?
Jeremiah Edwards
Women only like male sexuality when it involves a man who turns them on.
Anyone else...beta, relative, even a husband when she's pissed off and frigid...and it's "EEW GROSS WTF".
Ethan Martinez
get a laptop instead
Parker Thomas
Women have no idea what is sexy. You ever ask a woman to buy lingerie she can wear for you?
She'll buy some lacy, frilly shit that she thinks look "cute" but doesn't come anywhere near turning your dick into diamonds.