Impossible to repair

>Impossible to repair
>Worthless to recycle, totally disposable
>Filled to the brim with elmers glue
>Shoddy build quality

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Mactoddlers on suicide watch

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>es.ifixit.com

Lel

bait!

who the fuck repairs anything today
go back to 1930's

Enjoy swimming in piles of ewaste

How would they even make these repairable?

neckbeard detected!

es is España (Spain), not Mexico you retarded land whale.

captcha: abogado gasolina

>repairing wireless earbuds

Go ahead and show me those sweet repairable ones. I will wait.

Spain is the Mexico of Europe

es. is usually a prefix for Spanish language, region is irrelevant.

>Spain is the Mexico of Europe
Top kek ,no.
Spain is a marxist shithole that is being reconquered by the Moors and invaded by niggers.

Mexico may have loads of infighting but their natural xenophobia and greed keeps the negroes and unwelcome races away.

I would say that Poland is the México of Europe.

>Loads of hard labor
>Not as rich or powerful as its neighbors but not full africa-tier
>Xenophobic as it gets
>Highly Catholic
>quite a chunk of the population are inbred subhumans (Slavs/Indios)

Yes, you dumb cunt, when it's a tld, but when it's a subdomain, it typically represents the Spanish version of the site.

taking the bait

Lots of people do. Well except for the new generation of instant gratification Entitled pussies. For instance YOU

>who the fuck repairs anything today
Yeah, this is one of the big problems today.

>es.ifixit.com

topcuck

when did Sup Forums became Sup Forums?

Who the fuck has the skill to repair these? Honestly. You just want to bitch because that's all you can do with your sad life. Show me something equivalent to these you can repair you fucking nigger.

Show me a wireless earbud on the same size that isn't like that
You have 5 minutes

>walking in crowded city
>trying to have phone conversation with these in your ears
>someone bumps hard into you
>earbud goes flying from your ear, immediately stomped on

Very dumb of them to not put the safety cord like pic related
What the fuck man, if one of the thing fall it's 160$ to the trash

>HAHA AM I GLAD OP FUCKED UP THE URL NOW I CAN MAKE FUN OF IRRELEVANT SHIT INSTEAD OF HAVING TO MAKE EXCUSES FOR THE ACTUAL PROBLEM

t. macuck

>es.

>implying donkey fuckers can afford apple products

>trying this hard to find something wrong with the airpods
>only problem you have so far is that, shockingly, its difficult to hand-repair mm wide technology

People have already tested this, they're very secure in the ear thanks to no wire and good weight distribution. They don't come out unless you do something weird like trying to headstand

>implying you need to try to find something wrong with earpods
Piss poor battery life, low audio quality, overpriced, etc.

If you're buying earbuds, let alone wireless earbuds, you're a fucking idiot.

>Obviously hasn't read any reviews and just makes assumptions

4-5 hours of continuous battery life is amazing in such a small package and can easily last over the course of an entire day with intermittent use. And they charge in 15 minutes.

Audio quality has also been reported as very good with little to no interruptions, blips etc. to music.

Of course you outed yourself as a poorfag on your 3rd point so the other 2 are probably just rationalizing why you won't (can't) buy them.

>he doesn't even Sup Forums

I don't need to read reviews to know they're shit.
>4-5 hours of continuous battery life is amazing in such a small package
Doesn't matter how tiny they are, 4-5 hours is atrocious. My current headphones have infinite battery life. Had them for years and have yet to charge them; never will have to either.
>charge in 15 minutes
And you have to carry a bulky charger around and go 15 minutes without listening to music every 4-5 hours, how convenient!
>Audio quality has also been reported as very good
No such thing as good quality Bluetooth audio.
>Of course you outed yourself as a poorfag
I did no such thing. Expensive being a reason for not buying them means I'm poor. Overpriced being a reason for not buying them means I'm not a fucking moron.

Are you capable of holding an argument without resorting to personal insults and pretending you're rich? Congratulations, you bought a $160 pair of earbuds. Something a McDonald's employee is perfectly capable of doing.

My shitty $7.99 dollar chink bluetooth in ears last 9 hours.

Well it's shitty.

>fullscreen is disabled
WHY THE FUCK

>fix it
>get sued by Apple for infringing the TOS

AYY

>es.ifixit.com
>ES
fuck off spic

Real reason Apple removed the headphone jack.

Post 'em.

Eat shit.

When navigating a tablet interface meant you were "good with computers."

Nice attempt at generating ad revenue cocksucker

It really is a shame this such cool technology only comes with some shitty overpriced apple buds.

I wish we could get a similar set of earbuds but for people who actually care about sound quality to some degree, despite Bluetooth being shit for audio.

Courage

Butthurt wetback

>Loads of hard labor
Implying thats a bad thing

>Not as rich or powerful as its neighbors but not full africa-tier
That's because it doesn't accept every refugee who knocks on their door
>Xenophobic as it gets
Hating a country that cares about who enters
>>>/tumblr/

>Highly Catholic
That just tops the list. Catholic/Christian > Atheist > Islamic

>quite a chunk of the population are inbred subhumans (Slavs/Indios)
Only bad thing on the list

Care to tell us where you are from
>inb4 Germany, Sweden or France

Reminds me of this.

start your ecofriendly company and have all the bratty kids on Sup Forums call you a cuck and the source of all life's problems.

>people seriously pay 170 bucks for that
kek

>4-5 hours of continuous battery life is amazing in such a small package
they need removable batteries. just make the metal part at the bottom screw off and sell tiny rechargable batteries. I'm not going to spend $160 every time the batteries begin to lose their charge. and I doubt it is really 5 hours at maximum volume. if it is anything like their laptops, the advertised battery life is with the screen at minimum brightness, or in this case the minimum volume.

No they pay for the best working truly wireless headphones you dumb NEET.

They will also pay for pic related.

> just make the metal part at the bottom screw off and sell tiny rechargable batteries.

It looks like you don't know anything about tech products available today. Why am I not surprised? Every time with you people, its like asking 7 year olds what they want in a car.

Fuck off, macfag.

No because you don't even buy AirPods if the EarPods don't fit you, because they're identical in bud dimensions.

Who would actually buy these?
*sweats nervously*

If I actually wanted wireless trash I'd definitely get that. I can't tell you how many times I've popped out my headphones and draped them around my neck to talk to someone for a few minutes, can't really do that without some sort of tether.

Look carefully at the picture i posted

You sure showed him captain poorfag!

You retarded nigger, I know what this dumb meme product is. This is for when they 'fall out'. The thing is they don't, if they fit your ears in the first place.

Why are you so mad though? Enjoy your trash but don't try to impress us with it - we don't care.

topkek
get cucked again you fucking idiots

>get logic'd and BTFO
>u-u mad bro? xD

A jpeg of a smug cartoon child won't save you. At least upload your own smug face, that would have some meaning.

Not him but you are clearly fucking booty blasted.

Not him but you clearly got told and have no arguments

>you clearly got told and have no arguments
You're half right. I don't have any arguments. Mainly because I haven't tried to make any points.

You're reaction, however, clearly shows you are distressed in some manner.

>You're reaction, however, clearly shows you are distressed in some manner.

Why? Because I made you mad?

The image speaks for itself

>fat_fedora_wojak_with_carat_nose_mask.png

>"distressed" and "booty blasted"
>because someone said people would buy that cable thing, and I said they wouldn't

Does imagining your online opponent in a fit of rage over nothing help you deal with yourself?

You act as though certain words used in conjunction can't display a tone when not used verbally.

Also, does same-fagging help you to feel better about yourself?

So they dont exist? Nice one tripfriend

/this

>You act as though certain words used in conjunction can't display a tone when not used verbally.

Maybe if you're a woman. You're basically reading lines in the tone you wish, which is irrational and dumb. You never even got back to the actual point. Nobody will buy those retarded AirPod holder things. Its a novelty joke product.

I don't live in China

>Nobody will buy those retarded AirPod holder things
You sure about that? Get rekt, mactoddler

>You never even got back to the actual point. Nobody will buy those retarded AirPod
For the second time now, not the same person you were arguing with.
I never argued that someone would buy that shit. They would however, buy it if it were sold by Apple.

>Maybe if you're a woman. You're basically reading lines in the tone you wish, which is irrational and dumb
I'm sorry if English isn't your native language.

some over the ear holders would be better than that lanyard thing.
id buy it for runs and bike rides

>Nobody will buy those retarded AirPod holder things
Since when are useful accessories novelty jokes?

>116 sold

Oh boy I am very rekt.

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>Audio sync problems still.
>Apple literally can't make them work still.

Umm... I'm not trying to argue anything else but... a product that doesn't work as it's supposed to IS a bad product.

Airpods are shit.

this makes more sense

what a werid way to spell sheep's money

Everyone is ignoring that the airpods literally DON'T work.

Also bluetooth is garbage, and probably always will be. :(

mine work and the bluetooth isn't garbage.
take yours back for a refund?

>delay caused by battery case, not AirPods
>Already released like 2 days ago

Where's your

of course he can't because he doesn't own them and what he said wasn't true

>tfw I've been afraid to wear my wireless headphones because people will me judge me

wear a hat

>being THIS beta

>caring what strangers think of you
>implying they're judging you for your wireless earbuds and not your dirt clothes, blimp body type, and fedora

They look like this. Try to picture yourself wearing it.

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wow, nice comeback *sign* you're doing great.

Are you like the same guy who tries to troll nothing but Apple fans? Wow, and I thought that spat where I was trolling furries in the 90s was bad.

Also - seriously. Do you think any of the apple supporters are going to stand behind any of the newer gear 100%? Man, they soldered the ram and HDD to the motherboard, and added a touch strip in place of the top row keys. 3 things no one would have even asked for or even considered.

I have hair almost down to the back of my knees
Its winter and below zero but I still wear basketball shorts and a tee shirt,
quite a few of my shirts say fuck you or go fuck yourself on them
my shoes are sewn up because parts of the fabric split

and yet some people think what other people think of them matters.
You employing me?
You going to fuck me?

no, then fuck off.

So you dress like a nigger hobo and are scared of people judging you because wireless headphones?

It's true that I don't own any. I don't own an iPhone because I don't enjoy paying out the ass for phones with an interface I'm not even fond of.

Hadn't heard that they had supposedly fixed it. We'll see if they actually work when people actually start using them. I hope they do for the sake of those poor bastards with iPhone 7's that wanna watch porn while on the shitter, without everyone knowing.

Some people care.
You don't, good for you, but you're caring about other people caring about what others think of them.

Have a pair similar. Love it actually for use with my phone. Aside from the normal bluetooth issues with some adapters like the one in my laptop, they work great.
Wear them at work all the time. Use for phone calls while driving cause I don't give a fuck.
Like a boss.

1) they rely on batteries that are non replaceable at best
2) they are ear buds, earbuds by design suck cock, apples are no exception, though they are closer to a half way between in ear and ear buds
3) they are small
4) they are plastic
5) they are earbuds
6) 3, 4, and 5 are all relevant because you are now in a crowded place, someone bumps you, one or both dislodge from your ear and fall on the ground, someone steps on it, and you now are out 70~$ if you want a replacement or 150~ if you just say fuck it to them entirely.
7) because they aren't wired, the battery will die, the device will be rendered useless and you will be forced to buy new ones, where as any decent audio equipment the only thing that breaks on them is the earpads that are generally replaceable. so even equipment from the 70's is still viable today with small repairs, and usually higher quality then the bulk of what can be had.

how could apple fix these things?

make a necklace and magnets, have a wire that wraps around your neck and fits under the shirt with a magnetic clasp, have a plug in decorative pendant like thing act as the battery, and have the audio sent to it by bluetooth.

This way you have an interchangeable battery, the earbuds are now not free floating and you likely saved money due to not needing two separate specialty batteries but one standard type. and to top it off, because magnetic clasp, a non choking hazard so not retards can hurt themselves.