Im literally in a position where If i get my dick sucked by my friend "Male" I get a $6000 PC and all the big games of...

Im literally in a position where If i get my dick sucked by my friend "Male" I get a $6000 PC and all the big games of 2017

What are you waiting for?

Its not gay if your not the one sucking.

head is head famalam

I wouldn't do it. You'd need to offer me at least 100k for that.

OP is a fag if he doesn't get the PC.

so you're gonna get your dick sucked and get a $6000 PC? what's the catch?

>1st world problems

would do it in a heartbeat. in addition, that way I wouldn't die never having received a blowjob....

Thread confirms what we all knew anyways: OP is a faggot

Only do it if you are gay, otherwise this might comeback to haught you

Be a good goy and buy everything

there are people who would suck dick for much less

You must have one nice cock. Is it big? Cut? Describe it for us.

No homo tho

Closet spotted

Holy shit, do it.

+1

Feminine and sleek.

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I would do the sucking for $6k

>Feminine
/trash/

For 6k I would do it for free

Is it a mac?

The fuck is going on?

How's it going, Shlomo?

You are gay.
He is going to fuck you in the ass and not give you the hardware.

You will keep going back to be fucked in the ass.

Enjoy your aids, faggot.

Do you have to cum because that could be difficult?

If you don't accept the deal you are a faggot.

If you accept the deal you are a faggot but at least you'll have a future proof machine .

The correct response is to report him to your local police department and shame him on social media.

Maybe after Trump passes the 1st amendment protection act these faggots won't be so uppity and open.

>Its not gay if your not the one sucking.

must be nice being wealthy huh user

for 100k i would Do the sucking

>what's the catch?
>what VD are you going to catch?
fix

I would do the succ for 600 bucc

What the fuck are you waiting for OP? Just don't look at him and pretend he's a hot babe.

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PLEASE, DON'T!

I hope at least one of you wear girl clothes else it's gay as fuck.

I'm mad jelly at the 6k PC though.

@58113511
Sure you are, kiddo.

>Hey Everyone i asked to suck that guys dick in exchange for a $6000 top of the range computer and hundreds in software and the faggot let me.

Are you allowed to wear a condom?

>foregoing the glorious feel of skin-on-skin contact

OP I'd do it for free

Giving/getting a blowjob for money is one thing user, this is just gay.

nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

As long as you don't look down. Or if you dress him up in a wig, then it pretty much looks like a girl.

exactly. or at least call him girl names during, or say "no homo" (it might be hard for the other guy to say it with the dick in his mouth but it still counts), or put lipstick on him, or just close your eyes and think about the new computer you're getting out of the deal

honestly there are so many loopholes it's amazing anyone bothers actually being gay anymore

OP just say "no homo" so it's not gay

What good is a $6000 PC? How is it quantitatively better than a $5000 PC? Even the fuckhueg PCs on logicalincrements are just over $4k.

Just make sure you get the stuff first.

no reason not to. you'd be retarded to turn this down

Guessing it's a prebuilt. if he's dumb enough to trade away that much computer just to give one blowjob, he's probably dumb enough to buy some overpriced alienware shit or something. I mean this story is probably bullshit anyway but still

You'll gain and lose $6000 many times in your life. But you only have one chance at not being a faggot.

Dude fucking do it. There's no assholes involved. See if you can get him to wear a paper bag and a cute skirt, make him buy a nice one not a cheap one, maybe a strappy dress and make him wear nice perfume.
That's a fucking amazing deal dude, I've got a friend who keeps trying to suck me dick and I'd let him in a heartbeat for a $6k rig. Just make sure he doesn't skimp on the peripherals. Just get an i7, 2*1080 Strix and like a curved 144hz or like a couple 4K panels.

Does your friend know there are hotter male prostitutes than won't charge 6k?

The blowjob's gonna last

>But you only have one chance at not being a faggot.

fair enough, but let's not forget op's probably not going to get many more chances to get his knob slobbered either

sounds like a plan

I used $10,000 to lose my virginity to a 16yo. Maybe it's a good deal for you.

If your friend paid you money, what's the lowest price you would accept to let him do it?

I'd suck his dick for that much money.

This is bullshit anyway.

since this is a fictional thread anyways, pleaso do explain how you paid 10k for a prostitute, did she have 3 tits and 2 tongues?

bruh I'm so poor I'd probably do the sucking for $6 and a bottle of jack

$6k***

OP IS A LITERAL FAGGOT

Cutting edge PC, free blowjobs.
OP is not even a faggot

>get diuck sucked
>get great PC
>can now claim to be bi

where is the downside?

This thread is proof that nerds are fags. The bullies were right.

Do it

Why do so many people confuse () for ""

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Getting a VENEREAL disease from a MALE. I don't think you're smart enough to post here.

>faggots
>nvidia

So I guess the stereotype is correct

/r/thathappened

Anyone accepting this deal is basically a prostitute. Good job guys, I'm sure your family is real proud!

U kidding me? I'd let my friend suck my dick for free and I'm not even gay, retard.

ok, ill bite

why $6k?

That's one expensive blowjob when he can just go to the nearest gay bar and suck all the dicks he wants for free.

>tfw don't need to suck dick because AMD parts are already cheap as is
feels good

it's just a piece of skin. for $6k, do it.

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Hey! Everyone is gay once in a while!

>free bj AND 6k pc

Sounds way too good to be true

He's not going deliver anything but a load to your face. He's going to keep baiting you until he's balls deep in your ass. The only way I'd go through with this is if he provides the goods as promised before hand.

#YOLO

It's bait but fuck it... If the offer was legit (as in money, stuff confirmed) why the hell not. Could get my dick sucked and get free shit. Bonus if degradation is involved while he sucks (don't care if male or female, I'm just messed up that way).

How new is everybody in this thread? Correct answer is it's only gay if balls touch OP.

Nigg

>I don't think you're smart enough to post here.

Please. If this board had any minimum intellectual requirements the population would be decimated. Including myself.

>can now claim to be bi
jesus fuck
does the new generation unironically think its hip to be a faggot, i though it was just a tv gag

not really, you can suck a dick if you don't like it then you are not gay, you can even check from time to time to see if you are still straight

SJWs and a large chunk of the left does. People without severe mental illnesses don't.

Definitely raises some red flags. He could go on grindr and be sucking dick within the hour. The fact that he wants to suck YOUR dick is suspicious.

>The fact that he wants to suck YOUR dick is suspicious.
the fact that ANYONE would want to suck OP's dick is suspicious

>Getting a VENEREAL disease from a MALE.
are you implying VENERAL is an adjective that means either vagina, venter, womb, or what are you implying?

or just implying that two men having sex cant transmit STDs ?

Do it faggot.

>feminine.

are you the friend that keeps trying to suck him off?

>He is going to fuck you in the ass and not give you the hardware.
But he will be getting the hardware. In the ass.

kill yourself faggot