It is the year 2050

>ITT we pretend it is the year 2050

I love my robot wife

>may day may day i'm running out of canned food on my shelter and the radioactivity outside is record hig, what should i do?

I'm dead. Do you miss me?

>33rd year after RMS's assassination

what's the best website for importing that synthlube that's supposed to feel like your sister's drool

my robogf ran out of the stuff she came with.

>tfw trying to find vintage gfbots on the Baidu-eBay conglomerate search engine that don't look like silicone-skin crap to satisfy my robofetish
>tfw can't find any
fuck this gay earth. 2030 was the best decade for robogirls. Every one they make is too hyperrealistic now and it's not the same.

>2050
>still waiting for half life 3

amazon..

الله أكبر

loonix just made 15% of the market share

Linux is now the dominant desktop operating system with an install base of 70

...

My friend handed me a USB drive with a program on it called I2PTorFreenet on it, and this website was in the bookmarks bar. I hope I don't get caught by the government.

...

>Accidentally post on corpnet without my quantum VPN
>Get citizenship score reduced from beta-1 to gamma-3
>Deported to neo-Detroit tomorrow :(

Desktop computers belong in museums.

Just sync your retinal nexus to the Googlenet grandpa.

HOLY SHIT user! THAT SHIT WAS MADE BY PEDO ANARCHISTS REMOVE IT! It's a threat to our democracy

I plan to announce my run for President of the United States in about a year and a half. I will be using Holo Twitter VR as my main campaigning medium, and my biggest policy proposal is the construction of a big, beautiful force field around the US.

How do I install an adblocker for my neural implant? It's like every second thought I have is THE ALL NEW 2050 FORD-BYD COULOMB MCDONALDS, AMERICAS CHOICE

Spotted the government agent: no one can get on yotsuba without I2PTorFreenet.

>year 2050
*rattle rattle*

And nu-Mexico will pay for it?

rms still uses his t60

rms is retarded just like 90% of this board

Wow! the Nvidia deGrasse series are awesome

Correct. Tariffs on incoming trade from Mexico and Sovereign State of California will largely pay for the force field.

>Dad, isn't that a Russian bomber?

Ching Chong, Ching chong.

i'm pure german. AMA

>well, looks like we are the last people on earth what now?

What are the privacy ramifications when China annexes Vancouver?

>tfw fell for the 512 TB RAM meme

>Hes too poor to afford the Titan XXXXP

Do you guys still have beer and giant pretzels in Deutschistan, Muhammed Hans Fritz Akbar?

It's not a meme guys! Idle I use at least 390TB ram for windowsXX and use the rest to render my minecraft gold edition lets play series for youtube.

Spotted the Apple Gaming shill. Samsung's RXX 890 has 4TB more GDDR8 VRAM and plays CoD: Multiverse Warfare VIII at Ultra-Ultra-High and at 240fps.

>He plays CoD: Multiverse Warfare VIII when CoD: Multiverse Warfare VII was much better

How likely is it that cyborg Hiroshimoot will sell the board to Ahmed Mohamed?

I will kill my self if it is not released within 5 years

When is zen going to be released?

>flying cars in our lifetime
>flying cars EVER
Keep dreaming bud.

Half Life 3 when valve!!!??

>Hey how do you feel about iPhone Z5

>Why don't you buy a 32GB ram computer with a 500TB hard drive, Make sure it has at least a 5GHZ processor with 64 cores

>Its sure great that all our software is streamed into our browsers! No more annoying adware and it only costs us 5$/month for the ad free versions

>Why don't you buy those Virtual reality eye glasses? They only require you to stream all of your daily activity to googles servers

>Its a good thing that google has added real life reputation system based on how often you use their technology. Now we know who the lonely losers are!

>Its great that compilers and assemblers and other debugging tools have become illegal to the general public. No longer must we fear hackers. only card carrying software engineers from india are allowed to write software

>All the kids are playing Counter Strike: Golden Jubilee
> I still play 1.6... on LAN in the nursing home

Year 3010
>Half Life: Released November 19, 1998
>Half Life 2: November 16, 2004
>Half Life 3: November 13, 3010

Amd will deliver this time just wait.

Why are you using chromezilla chromefox instead of chrome?

kek, this will be me_irl in 60 years

I'm still stuck with this Intel Atom N2600 piece of shit!

Where the fuck can I find a 2GB SO-DIMM set that still works?

At the recycling centre, grandpa

Chelsea's third recount effort failed. God Emperor Trump gets FOUR MORE YEARS!

You're just jealous this bad boy still runs Ubuntu 9.10 since the last known archive went down in 2029.

>he still plays CoD: Multiverse Warfare VII
what are you, poor? MVW8 is only $240 to download, and the Campaign DLC is on sale for $150. Besides, MVW7 will soon lose support since Activision is making a new CoD game every three months.

What does sexbot pussy taste like?

>that pic
needs a little salty sand

Any oldfags still posting? 2023 here.

>no salt

>not just using robopussy

wow, those 32k monitors look fucking dope

According to death clock i die sometime in 2045 so i wont be around to see it anyway.

!RemindMe 1825 days "faggot kills himself"

WHOA NAUTICAL DUDE.YOU WANA HIT THIS RANCH? WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR ROCKET SNEAKERS. YOU DOWN TO GRIND ON SOME CHEROKEE CHICKS ON THE TRAIL OF TEARS. IM DOWN TO DO A FRESHMAN 14 DOWN IN THE QUAD LATER. IM BOUT TO JIZZ OUT ON MY NEW HOVERBOARD BRO. BUZZ ME MULATTO.

So happy that I have downloaded my anime collection 20 years ago, it's pretty much impossible to find old anime now, especially with the bittorrent ban ten years ago.

>op is a straight guy!

>WW3
>600 million dead
>Most major cities leveled

>be scientist
>live in rural fallout shelter
>study nuclear engineering for survival
>one day find old alacure drive equations
>finish the proofs

>fast forward 13 years
>build alacure drive powered rocket out of nuclear missile
>green space orb thingy shows up and attempts to kill me
>future people from 24th century come to help me
>blast off next day
>alacure drive works as expected
>meet ayy lmaos later that night

>not having 1gb smart cache in 2050
you amdcucks are so fucking stupid, you never caught up and you never will

>alacure drive

Alcubierre?

>mfw i'm from 24th century
>mfw we don't have tequila in that time

My nigga.
Where that moleculo man at!

>year 2050
>i'm still on Sup Forums 61 years later

please god give me strength to end my torment before then

>March 22nd, 2050
>HURD 1.0 released
>finally adding USB 1.0 support
>SB16 working fine, AWE32 is next
>Support for ATi Mach64 and S3 Virge working with full 3D support
>not much else

>Next year is truly the year of the desktop Linux!

Yo, am glad dem white ppls is all ded. Sucks we iz starving to death doe.

Don't worry guys, soon AMD is going to release Zen and then both Intel and Via are going to be FINISHED. They said march of 2051. All we have to do is wait!

2051 year of the Linux desktop

Artificpanintleli is the first self-writing and self-improving AI. It has already revolutionized the industry. With this step we will achieve general AI very soon and shortly after that super intelligence.

Our first applications will be user personal agents that we will treat as oracles. These devices will be question and answer agents only before we slowly release this in general software.

Stay tune

Start speaking when a woman permits ze, ze bigoted binary male of white descent. OP is (a) homosexual, non-binary, genderfluid person and ze are disrespecting him.

>wake up
>look out window
>can't tell if its night or day thanks to all the smog
>shits getting worse by the day as it continues to get ionized by all the normie-noise being streamed through the air
>drag myself over to the bioprinter
>have to wait 20min for the piece of shit to fab more than four compounds at once
>finally sit down with muh coffee and kush about to start the day as my rig boots up
>hope there are no SafetySats™ doing a quantum tunneling pass over this sector today as i enter my password
>some wanted runner chick i used to know hits me up on the ancient i2p grid
>says one of the datalords she's running contraband memory for has primo BDRips of the last three episodes of SE:L
>asks if i want her to set up a meet
>the only big datalord with enough network presence in the local sector range is the notorious "Gentooman"
>not sure what would be worse, a setup by the cyberpork or the fat bearded fuck himself but i agree anyway
>sure as shit don't trust him though, better boot up my modded sexbot entourage
>hoping the custom targeting kernel modules don't crash again
>thank the cryptomessiah they all work AND they remember where i stashed their dual 10mm autos
>head out with muh posse to get this shit over with
>non-binary transqueer cyborg mudslima cab driver looks at me funny when i hand xer physical ka$hekels™ once we arrive
>the Gentooman proceeds to talk shit about my ghetto-rigged wannabe autoreivs reminding me for the hundredth time that his have faster ultraviolet comm links and can target faster
>despite his usual autism the deal goes through smooth enough
>barely make it back home past all the Freedronne™ patrols
>plug the disk into a VM sandbox just in case
>its just 80 exabytes of ancient frog drawings with smug expressions
>find a lone .txt at the bottom that reads "should have emp-proofed ur animu archives before the nukes dropped faggit" followed by a block of "git gud" large enough to fill the remaining 20 exabytes of the disk

fml

does anybody here know ocaml? started working for a trading firm and they still use this ancient crap.

and it's running on fucking SILICON chips. x86, even. can you believe it? ugh.

Ayymd released a 128 core processor and Intel i3 992100 dual core still wins.

mashallah.
The United Caliphate of the Earth (UCE) shall send its bravest men to Alpha Centauri in search of lands and people to submit under Allah's will.

Prophet Mohammed go easy on the eyeliner

Most funny by now.

>I'm dead. Do you miss me?

Fug I think I will be dead also

Damn....

2050 is definitely the year of the Linux desktop!

THEY SAID THERE WOULD BE ROCKET CARS WITH WINGS

WHERE ARE THE ROCKET CARS WITH WINGS?

MicroSEnix and AMIntelVidya having the monopol on desktop. BSDapple2X rule the servers.
Meanwhile BethesdVision and NinSega try to rule the gamingmarket. A new company has been formed, called "RareWare".

>61 years later
But Sup Forums was started in 2003 desu.

>2050
>USB drive
>not copying data wirelessly to your brain
get with the times, grandpa

confirmed. 2050 year of the linux desktop

>tfw everyone dies from a computer virus

Hey OP, remember when the Trump administration centralized the internet in the US, effectively hampering communication, which led to a totalitarian regime which saw Ivanka Trump take the lead in the mass-extermination of all smart people in the US, before the rest of the world, led by Our Saviour Kim Jung-an formerly of Greater Korea managed to plant nuclear mines secretively all over the US, which were then used as leverage for the US to stop all communication and trade with the outside world, so it could be contained behind The Wall?

shalom brothers

is the new intel i7 Red Sea processor worth a purchase? I have a few shekels left to spare. I wanted to try and run GTA IV at med details with 60fps, hopefully it would do the trick?

Vim > Emacs

>pretend

But it is the year 2050

xDDDDD

>login to Windows 16
>cavity search stalls and I have to restart
>arrested by homeland security

Fucking Windows!

When will Microsoft stop fighting the inevitable?
Nobody will buy their cortex OS from them after BotGate.

The only way to pay for chink shit is shipping canned air from your country.