What are working on, Sup Forums?

What are working on, Sup Forums?

Old thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/NodeBB/nodebb-plugin-write-api
discord.gg/QHhQX
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for flowcharts

Second for anime

And a parallel functional programming thread:

What's your more dangerous programming technique?

Newb here, could really use some help with this webdev-related thing

tl;dr:
- working on a simple client for NodeBB forum software for the sake of learning
- found this: github.com/NodeBB/nodebb-plugin-write-api
- discovered that mynodebbdomain.com/api/login will return a login token of some sort if I send user/pass in a POST request

That github page states that I can use some kind of bearer token or a JSON web token of some sort, but I'm not clear on how to interface my user's login with any of that. Obviously I can create a token manually for each user using the admin panel as per the github readme but that's pointless—I'm going for a functional client here which doesn't require admin intervention for each separate user

Anyone have any helpful tips etc.?
please respond, have a rare pepe

You mean
t. uses a language that has its own built in makefiles

macros

Programming in C.

>tfw about to graduate

>desired salary: 80k
think your hot shit user just bc you're going to have a degree?

I literally use GOTOs in every control statements because it produces faster code.

lol no.

I'm doing a python script for hackernews.
So far so good, but what's the best approach to open the links I want in my browser?

You can use the webbrowser module.

>graduating in May
>actually shit at programming

Fuck

Mate, you know C# well enough, and I've seen you do some interesting projects with it. Just learn ASP.NET, and you'll sort out being a shit programmer in the workplace, surrounded by other shit programmers.

>He didn't put /dpt/ in the subject field.

You had one job. Now no one will find this thread if they search for /dpt/ in the catalogue.

Did you do an internship at all yet?

>spill vodka on keyboard
>surprisingly good cleaning solution
things are looking up

>not searching by a list of hashes of known /dpt/ images
baka

fug

New thread:

>not assuming all pngs are optimized
boi

Xorb made me realize how little I actually know.

>made TCP chat server program using my server framework as a good example
>works fine with telnet
>add usernames and some other functionality
>make chat client
>literally receive server's debugging output in client
what

don't actually start a new thread you moron

lol

Xorb?

In my server:
printf("Sending \"%s\" to %d\n", message, userID);
send(userID, message, strlen(message), 0);

My client literally sees this:
Sending message "Hello world" to 4

h o w
There's gotta be something funky going on with the memory, maybe a missing '\0'.

Have you tried Valgrind?

One of the fags on the discord.

There is a dpt discord?

discord.gg/QHhQX

come ruin it.

>ruin
i'm sure it has been a true delight up until now

>IT director's last name is Kim
>show up to work, enter IT director's office
>he's Indian

i was not prepared

>uses GOTOs because it produces faster code.
>write shitty algorithms without higher order optimization

No, it's just a meme someone is trying to force.

Don't use it. Discord is cancer.

Still learning design patterns desu.

Am I right in thinking this is what the decorator pattern is?

var loliWith = {
gun: function(loli) {
loli.hasGun = true;
loli.speed -= 5;
},
armour: function(loli) {
loli.hasArmour = true;
loli.health += 25;
loli.speed -= 10;
},
innocence: function(loli) {
loli.isVirgin = true;
loli.health += 10;
}
};

function createLoli(name, age, decorateWith) {
var loli = {
name: name,
age: age,
health: 100,
speed: 100
}

decorateWith.forEach(function(decorator) {
loliWith[decorator].call(undefined, loli);
});

return loli;
}

var sarah = createLoli("Sarah", 10, [
"innocence",
"gun",
"armour"
]);

>JavaScript

Post another link nigga

How's that possible? Where do you study?