Can we please remove this disgusting, foot-peel-eating, unhygienic, smelly bum Richard Stallman from our position of (unelected) leader, and instead choose one of these much better options. strawpoll.me
Can we please remove this disgusting, foot-peel-eating, unhygienic...
Lennart Poettering
make Sup Forums great again
fuck the mods
all mods are bastards
>Linux Torvalds
>>>>>Linux
>Doubting iGNUcious
You plebes will stay chained to your proprietary software even when it dies
I'm in, but Ritchie is not an option, so...
RMS is the mascot, deal with it
Steve Wozniak because he's the anti-Stallman
>not having an option to choose RMS
>LINUX torvalds
I vote RMS
>no theo de raadt
>no john carmack
>No donald knuth
>No elon musk
Nope. Richard Stallman is here to stay.
>No based Ed "Cuck'd the NSA" Snowden
Fuck you and your poll.
Votan for anime girl
I want Terry to be the mascot, but Stallman rules.
Hahaha! Why wasn't this a choice?
Should also be in the poll
Terry is the obvious choice
* Despite crippling mental illness, is a prolific programmer
* Writes his own special-snowflake OS, own special-snowflake text editor, own special-snowflake raytracing engine
* makes weird shit of minimal utility for its own sake (e.g. flight + fishing simulator in one game)
* Riced out text editor (e.g. display sprites in-line)
* Post-ironic casual racism
* Hates US intelligence agencies (CIA etc.)
He sums up exactly what Sup Forums should be - a niche, no-bullshit community that defies convention and gives zero shits about having a coherent philosophy. Stallman tries to impose his thinly-veiled Marxist ideals on you - Davis just calls you a Linux CIA Nigger if you disagree with him.
>Linux Torvalds
>No Dennis M. Ritchie
This is a legitimate bait thread
The options should be Linus, Theo de Raadt and Terry. Naturally, I would vote for Terry. Fucking CIA niggers.
>theo de raadt
BSD is dead and Theo is a boring prick and mostly unmemorable.
>no john carmack
>No donald knuth
Donald Knuth and everything he's ever written is meme for namedropping and nothing else and no one on Sup Forums is even barely literate in his works.
>No elon musk
He'd be better as the mascot for the self-conscious activist jerkoff crowd on Hacker News
this. 8 years of obongo were enough, just like stallman. we need to make Sup Forums great again
Where the fuck is john carmack, the god of c?
>no Linus
OP come back when you fix your poll to include our one true tech leader you fokin cunt
looks like Terry is the clear winner. suggested sticky image in the style of the current
>Gaben
To Sup Forums you go!
>Maki
Opinion disregarded
What a shitty thread with a shitty poll
Actually voted for maki
Maki GO GO GO
Dennis Ritchie should have been on this list.
>Linux Torvalds
How can you even??
No Snowden, fuck you and your poll you dumbfuck
KEK, fuck poettering, really. I mean yeah, I like his style of fuck off everyone, but he's a redhat fucker. No way.
Exactly.
Only legit choice in this poll
Fuck you normalfag
>Maki
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Suggested new poll options for next thread:
* Keep RMS
* Terry Davis
* Torvalds (I disagree strongly with him being mascot of Sup Forums, but he was the second most popular so we should keep him in round 2)
* Edward Snowden
* Dennis Ritchie
* The wizard from the cover of SICP
Worthless whore and you're a worthless namefag
VOTE TERRY
FUCK CIA NIGGERS
I voted for Terry because he's my husbando.
I don't care that he eats pieces of dead skin out of his feet. What bothers me is that he's so out of touch with reality he can probably come up with some autistic reasoning about how it is good for society and how I'm damaging the world by not doing it.
There can be only one.