It's Christmas

It's Christmas.
Make a wish for the industry as a whole

I wish that everyone gets a pay raise. Merry Christmas everyone. Dubs and this will become true.

I also wish this.

The wide screen meme ends

Amd finally releases competitive cpus and gpus and we start seeing actual improvements from intel, amd and nvidia from year to year instead of 5% performance/efficiency increments

I hope that non-free software is outlawed, and/or becomes less common.

You think they're intentionally gimping their progress because nvidia is aheaxd? Sure, they lock features, but progress has just slowed down cause advancement is harder now

I wish for a high quality, 1ms response time, 144 hz refresh rate, IPS monitor that doesn't look like it was designed by aliens from mars

I also wish nvidia and amd would quit this g-sync/freesync competition crap that's bad for consumers, I don't want to buy a monitor specifically for my graphics card

Thanks Jesus

Remove Pajeets who work for .00002 cents/hour.

Fucking competitors killing web dev industry

I wish someone would release a true Macbook Pro successor and not just copy around the current model again.

I wish that Western companies stop outsourcing to Pajeet, stop handing out visa to Pajeet, so we all get high-pay, high security jobs.

i wish a solar storm hit our planet crashing internet and disabling facebook, twitter, instagram and whatsapp for six months

My wish is that JavaScript is replaced as the required browser language by some safe-and-simple subset of a language such as Python.

(Context: I am a Rubyfag and do not enjoy Python, but realize that it would be a safer, saner alternative, and much more newbie-friendly, which Ruby is not)

i wish GNU plus Linux had gaems

Please no. The normies will all join our secret club, and then how will I justify my misplaced elitism?

My wish is that Google would remove all the SEO-optimized bullshit pages from page 1-30 of their search results that contains nothing but shit.

Pages 30-60 of google results still somehow takes me back to a relief- and pleasant era of web.

My wish is that google would stop displaying websites that are >50kb in their search results.

Holograms would be nice now.

I wish all white women (including mentally ill limp dick white males pretending to be women) to be banned from all areas of computing.

Natural Indian and Asian women only from on.

Don't be mean. Why

this
and this

I wish that hardware had fully free drivers and no binary blob bullshit.

I wish for a new processing technology that achieves 100x horsepower we have now at accessible price. so good that could run any game on cpu.

and I wish android to get back as good OS for geeks, and not the cuck os that became now.

I wish ryzen delivers on its promises

Dubs confirm it

Yeah, asm.js will kill the OS barrier :^)

Of you're gonna go full unrealistic mode like a retard why stop at a 10000% improvement? It'll take 5 years and our software infrastructure will make that feel stifling

I wish that GPUs and CPUs will become much more affordable for the same performance benchmarks and technical specifications, for all brands, architectures and all over the world.

>remove all the SEO-optimized bullshit pages from page 1-30 of their search results that contains nothing but shit
DuckDuckGo does not have this problem.

They just need to fix a few things in JS and it will be fine.

Most of JS abuse comes from stupid shit left in from the W3C era.
A lot of it has been rewritten from scratch by WHATWG, which is why pretty much every feature of JS requires permission now, why sandboxed iframes exist and so on.
Rewriting is an on-going job. (which is why complex features like iframes only came later on since it needed a whole rewrite of how iframe contexts worked)
Sandboxed iframes needs to become more specific, though. In fact, go further, by default all external scripts get a basic, limited JS with no DOM, no window management, no media, no files, done.

Oh, yeah, another thing, fix the fucking scope-overhead! That shit is one of JavaScripts biggest weaknesses.
That is the reason Gmail suddenly became slower years back compared to its nice snappy speed when it originally came out.
Look at their JS source and you will see why. So much fucking code locked up behind wrapper enclosures. Every new enclosure layer deeper you go, the overhead screams right up through the god damn ozone layer.
Fix that and JS could run fucking Doom2016. (as opposed to Quake Live AKA 3)

Also please kill webasm.
Yours in love and hugs, Kris.

I wish for FOSS DAWs actually being usable. Still trying to switch from Cubase to Ardour.

That Apple dies.

It's 2016 how do we still have 250ms+ connections across continents? I wish for this to end

Robot boyfriends becone real and superior to real boyfriends.
Facial surgery makes a breakthrough and lets white women and men be pretty like asian women

Trump destroys net neutrality so burgers can't mingle with the civilized world anymore

Robot GFs. First virtual, then real.

I wish all Intel and Foxcon factories will razed down in a giant earthquake and nobody dies.

I wish that the current trend of people shitting out subpar software will end.

poojeets go extict

I wish that Elon Musk gets dropkicked on stage at some keynote conference

Year of Linux Desktop™
Or more games on Linux, whatever comes first.

More waifu tech pls.

Absolute Microsoft domination.

I wish every pseudo monopoly suddenly finds themselves with competition on equal footing leading to better products and lower prices for everyone.

...

That's already happening. Feels good man.

I wish Pajeets and Changs would immediately lose interest in all things related to computers at any level higher than hobbyist.

Where? You should be insecure as MS loose against competitors everywhere.

Hyperinflation then

All salty Yurofags and Leafs get raped to death by the African refugees their countries love so much.

>ruby
>not noon friendly

Dream on codemonkey

t. 60% white

A global law is passed that makes it illegal to use the word 'tech' in place of 'conusmer electronics'

t. resident of a Somalian ghetto

I wish every piece of hardware and software had their own waifu

a similar thing should happen to the word "app".

I hope that the porn industry can rise to greater heights by including more variation of scenarios that make hearts pilpate , penises stimulus as well as and enlargements of the corneas and excitement receptors

I wish Trump follows through on his promise to kick out the H-1B pajeets

/r/ing the rms version

I did, 2% pay raise baby.

i wish i was bill gates

NVIDIA opens CUDA acceleration to AMD/ARM.

This

Not how it works.
You're raising wages, not income of ceos

May 2017 be The Year of The Linux Desktop!

This. More vertical space.

>Make a wish for the industry as a whole

I wish for a new Intel generation that had more than just a 4% benchmark improvement over the previous generation.

That shit is getting real old now.

I wish for a year in which the ratio of non-shit to shit products exceeds 1%

>They just need to fix a few things in JS and it will be fine.

I agree. Incremental enhancements will do the job.

I would really like to see ES7 add a nice natural type declaration system -- that's the one missing feature that hurts me the most. Something clean and simple like the way Typescript and PHP do it, like "function f(x:string): string". I always comment my variables with their type, but still there's nothing that beats having your types enforced at run-time (optionally, of course).

Also, there's no reason they can't kill all the old ridiculous mistakes like typeof null == "object". Just add a version number to the tag, or another kind of mechanism like the "use strict"; approach. The ES designers were dead wrong to not take this opportunity with ES6 to get rid of the old broken shit, or at least declare the broken shit to be obsolete -- the longer they delay, the more painful it will be.

I hope that all Chinese and Indians disappear or magically gain morals and ethics.

I wish for every white male to get fired and every white female to get raped by Indians in the name of multiculturalism and diversity and also as due debt for for being whores who benefited the most from colonization yet did the least by just staying home and waiting for all the benefits to be brought back on a platter :3

Happy Christmas everyone else :3

I wish the kikes pushing DRM, always-on software and devices, monitoring, and all other forms of Jewry would fuck off. I'd like to have my privacy back.

standardize track point, yeah I know...in my dream may be.

I wish for home optic fiber, hard drive and laptop prices to go down as they should have a long time ago

agreeable

I wish AMD stopped sucking dick in all of their products. I wish the TALOS POWER8 workstation really takes off.

(If I can only have one, then I prioritize POWER8)

More women in tech :)

I wish tracers and plagiarists like the person whose image you posted would just die.

no

plz give my ai gf

the 1% of autists become the target to pander instead of the lowest common retard

I wish for anti-procrastination pills.

Those are called adderall

I wish that SED would happen

this nigga

Dear Santa just let AMD die so my favorite Sup Forums board can remove 90 percent of its faggotry.

Decimation of SJWs

I wish zen will make amd great again and intel will finally stop fucking around and make progress

some hacker group exposes apple's obnoxious markup to the mainstream, not just tech enthusiasts
apple forced to explain themselves in court
apple forced to refund every purchase some %
apple bankrupt and finished finally
tim cook rehired under reputable company since he's not the jackass responsible
tim cook does good with his billions


banks closed forever, society finally understands capitolism is actually fucking retarded cancer

the world begins transitioning away from making stupid people famous and assholes rich

the world begins to heal because rich people aren't in charge anymore, their wealth means nothing and they start killing themselves

trump makes some non-hitler-esque decisions
trump drops all involvement in self-profit while in office
trump accomplishes decent things for the world, leaves a legacy of peace and prosperity
republicans buttrage that they got conned (this isn't a wish, this is a reality)
democrats notice their stupidity from 2016, never attempt to elect a corrupt leader ever again

humans stop being assholes in general, leaving more time for soft/hardware development

humanity as a whole progresses beyond greed and unifies toward a central goal; galactic exploration

i wish people would stop hating muslims

All Pajeets back to India.

I wish muslims would stop hating people

i wish people would stop hating people

I wish muslims would all die.

I wish for a badass propriety unix system with a desktop thats stable and 0 bugs. I'd pay good money for that.

>badass
>unix
>proprietary
>no bugs

pick literally 0

I wish removable batteries would make a comeback. Fucking LG is the only major company that still has them, and their phones have bootloops.

Performance.

Seriously since when the fuck did we just give up on making things actually optimized.

Oh right since this stupid era of "Webapp" bullshit.

nice numbers bro!

I wish I was cuter

maybe consider shaving
you seem to have excessive facial hair
seriously at least shave your nose