Crazy how they could track the old jolly guy, eh?

Crazy how they could track the old jolly guy, eh?

B O T N E T

Spoiler: santa doesn't exist

You shut your mouth!

>i got coal every christmas

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Edgy

Santa is fake. I see my dad putting the presents under the tree last year lol.

Retarded

Stop lying on the internet

Fake, Santa Claus was shot down and killed over Syria.

this santa tracking thing is a subtle scheme to show kids "how safe they are, since NORAD can even see magical santa in real time"

Roachniggers are the worst

Stop lying on the internet, some 9 year old on Sup Forums will think you're right.

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That's where you're wrong.

Where do you think he got those presents from? Idiot. Santa can't organize shit under EVERYBODY'S tree.

Wew lad nice joke.

I'm pretty sure he's not the one organizing the presents, I always thought it was his elves.

>free presents

>Huge beard
>belly that wiggles like jello
>obsessed with giving free gifts to the world
>travels the planet constantly
>he's making a libreoffice document and checking it twice

Having every kids Christmas presents in your vehicle must make one hell of a radar cross section.

You're wrong because every year I get presents from Santa AND my parents. Says so on the labels/presents.

Check mate.

>my dad
That's your mom's husband, son.

LIAR

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He runs a Windows™ Phone. Tracking him is simple.

You fucking asshole, there are kids in this board

xmas is literally one of the worst holidays.

there should be no children present

>Spoiler: santa doesn't exist

Found the Grinch

Plz not even darkseid can beat santa

>lying to children is a good thing

This is the dumbest christian rule that completely contradict their own holy book

Norad tracking santa for God knows how long,can't track two jets off course going into two towers...just sayin