Do you have iPhone or Samsung?

>Do you have iPhone or Samsung?

Mac or PC?

Lol no I have microsoft

>dad asked for an "android ipad for christmas"
what do?

nothing. christmas is over.

I just respond with a sincere "what's the difference xdd?"

Only way to win is to out-pleb the pleb.

you fucked up already since today is christmas

Awe... are you poor?

> Not having Pentium
Pentium is better than Microsoft. Step it up.

>xdd
do you literally say this IRL?

I have geforce though. Should I rather go for AMD?

No you silly sausage. I just meant that I act all flippant about it.

No, Huawei

>eww, is that Chinese?

Why are iToddlers so inept when it comes to tech?

I went to an Apple store the other day and felt ashamed of myself because I saw the abyss and nearly fell into it.

>deliberately entering an Apple store
>claiming to almost have fallen into "the abyss"
You sound like those 12 year olds that ask "Do you have games on your phone?"

I still use a Samsung dumb phone because I get maybe 300 voice calls per year and 1100 minutes for $100 annually is more than enough for this on my legacy prepaid plan.

I use my tablet and laptop for everything else. Voice phones are so 2008. There is a reason they give you unlimited voice and texts for ""only"" $50 / month. It's dying.

I wanted to see how it feels like to be gay and vain. It felt like a temple of penitence.

You sound very judgmental. That's probably one of the main selling points of Iphone converts.

>actually I have a Motorola...

>oh... *snickering*

i have a kyocera

Note5 currently, going to go Honor Note 8 in 2 months.

I literally had this moment
>somehow at work without my phone charger
>phone dying, need to get a USB cable ASAP
>only place nearby is a dollar store
>go, ask if they have USB cables
>"wut"
>phone charging cables
>"Ohhhhhh..... iPhone or Samsung?"
>Um.... I have a Motorola....
>"Sorry we don't have that"
>Give me the damn Samsung...

Normies are the worst

>do you own a phone from the two worst phone brands

>Do you have an iPhone or a flip phone?

Actual question my aunt asked me.

I own an LG...

I do as well, over 2 years old and works flawlessly

there's nothing wrong in asking this question.
Other manufacturers are virtually irrelevant

Lg3 masterace

Neither. I have an LG Nexus 5.

He's just asking for an android tablet obvs

T-taiwan numbah wuon.