Create an artificial requirement that the OS must maintain backwards compatibility with obsolete platforms like the Commodore 64 and the Nintendo Gameboy and use that to justify not implementing modern features.
Eli Ross
16 but colours only and 600x400 resolution
after POST the OS loading screen is an 16bit colour eggplant rotating CW while moving away then it stops then bold writing comes up saying poo poo pee pee
Carter Perry
forgot to add the login screen is an elaborate maze game that takes 5 minutes to complete but it automoves so you have to direct its orientation and if you hit any walls it fails and the pc wipes your drives
Brody Sanchez
weeb player with all the weeb filters and shaders and shit by default.
basically, pander to weebs as they will meme it into popularity
James Gonzalez
xxxxxDDDD rollarino!
Jack Davis
Sounds like a good idea!
Oliver Sanchez
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING DUBS
Easton White
FUCK
Carter Sullivan
The official OS of Sup Forums is Gentoo.
Levi Richardson
>I'm going to start a Sup Forums operating system Another one? What for?