If OS' were restaurants

Lets see what you got

Windows - McDonald's
Apple - Cereal Cafe
Linux - GBP-bought tendies with cold ketchup.

>Microsoft
McDonalds
>Apple
Any expensive, luxurious restaurant
>Linux
Any run down, shitty burger shop that only hipsters go to to feel cool and different from the other "sheeple".

>macOS
5 star restaurant

>gnu plus linux
Arby's

>windows
Dumpster where an AIDS infected homeless man threw up.

MacOS - gay strip club w/ buffet
Linux - college dining hall
Windows - indian restraunt that gets closed down because pajeet chef wipes with his hand

found the faggot

>Aids infected homeless man
>Projecting

>"Sheeple"
T. Sheep

Windows:
>McDonald's

Apple:
>Subway

Linux:
>Del Taco

>Windows
Fast Food Chain (Unhealthy, Normie AF, but technically gets you filled up)

>Mac OS
Luxury Steak House (Expensive, tasty, but not much choice on the menu)

>Linux
Buffet (Plenty of choice to create a good dish by combining ingredients, but most still fuck it up.)

Change the Apple to that last one and make Linux a all-you-can-eat-buffet and it's accurate.

Most accurate post.

Where's that copypasta

this

>Windows
Burger King

>Apple
Gay sushi

>Linux
Pajeet street food buffet

Linux ~ A cafeteria with many options, but none of them are good.

Windows ~ McDonalds, what you see on the wall is what you get, and it's the same trash every time.

OSX ~ An expensive french restaurant that serves escargot and oysters of the half shell; gourmet to some, nasty to others, not a lot of options either way.

>Windows
McDonald's

>Mac
Starcucks

>Linux
Taco Bell

>FreeBSD
A place that just serves one thing and makes it good.

>OS X
El Celler de Can Roca

>Windows
Brazilian McDonalds

>Linux
Hobo semen

>Windows
Indian fast food, high chance of getting salmonella or worse since the staff uses their hands to wipe their asses after shitting and doesn't wash them afterward

>Mac
Fine dining restaurant, expensive but the food is fucking terrible and if you want to make a small modification to your dish (e.g. no peanuts because you're allergic) you'll be kicked out

>Linux
You get to choose from a wide variety of ingredients that you use yourself to prepare a dish or if desired you can have chefs prepare the dish for you, the quality will of course vary depending on the skills of you or the chef, when you leave and ask for the bill they just laugh and tell you it's free but you can tip if you feel like it

Yeah I think this is the best one so far. I can't say it better myself.

>Linux
Asian hot pot/BBQ place where they give you ingredients and you make it.
>Windows
Indian McDonald's
>MacOS
Hipster fusion cuisine stand that has 3 things on the menu

>Windows
McDonald's that run by pajeet
>Apple
Overrated French restaurant
>Linux
Shabu-shabu or grill Japanese restaurant (After all you adding everything that you like and make yourself comfiest as possible.

Shit! This is the most correct answer I guess.

Linux would be a Chinese buffet. Cheap, capable of being extremely delicious and filling if you know which foods to go for, and also capable of making you feel ill if you act like a total retard.

Mac OS X would be an overpriced restaurant with a tasting menu that doesn't leave you full, but does leave you feeling smug about your worldly experiences.

Windows would just be McDonalds.

Most accurate vouch

Windoez
Wendy's

Apple
Mc cafe

Linux
Some shit between your toes

Solus - its like a great steak buffet, delicious, responsible and works anytime!

>windows
Mcdonalds
>osxreally expensive gay bar
>linux
Your home with peoples sitting in fridge and giving you tips
>templeos
Presbytery

windows is a restaurant where you have no menu to choose what you eat and they bring you a 5 gallon bucket full of pig slop

apple is a restaurant where you have no menu to choose what you eat and they bring you a 3 gallon bucket full of pig slop with parsley sprinkled on top

Linux is a restaurant where you can go to a table and choose what you want to eat

>he doesn't know how to play with windows or a mac
LEL this is cute son, you should try to be funnier and less dumb.

Windows:
>McDonald's

Apple:
>McDonald's with $50 entry fee and $25 exit fee

Linux:
>Your single parent moms spaghetti in her basement

I AM A FAT FUCK

IMAGINE LOOKING AT COMPUTERS AND SEEING FOOD

>windows
mcdonalds
>apple
mcdonalds, but is advertised as fine cuisine, with prices to match
>ganoo \ lunix
go to the grocery store, buy stuff, and make your own fucking burgers, except the grocery store had an ultra shit selection if ingredients

Windows
>McDonald's
Apple
>Starbucks
Linux
>Home cooked meals you make yourself. Can range from microwave dinners to a deluxe 3 course meal made from handpicked ingredients

>hard time
Soulmate

WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP COMPARING A KERNEL TO COMPLETE OPERATING SYSTEMS

>Camping with friends is best for me...

So basically what you're saying is people need to pay $150 for a hamburger and spend 2 hours waiting for it in a hipster restaurant where the employees stare down their noses at customers rather than just getting a McDouble for $1.20 in 30 seconds at the drive through.

Or if you're a Linux, you live in the woods and kill wild hamburgers by smashing them with a guitar and bring them back to feed your tribe of papua gnugineans.

>Apple
Michelin starred restaurant

>Windows
Applebees

>Linux
Culinary school / Chef's table

windows - any fast food place
apple - overpriced restaurant with a small menu that people only go to because other people recommended it
linux - homemade meal, it's as good as you can make it

>Microsoft
A nice 80s style gas bar restaurant — has flaws in places, but that gives it charm.

>Apple
A futuristic style avenue. Getting past the digital gate requires you to swipe your credit card, charges 120 up front. Getting a seat requires another 50 dollars. Any utensils are 25 dollars. The meal itself can range from 1100 to 3500, an extra 100 for any garnishings. There are rich people wearing strange fashion statement clothing that regular this restaurant, and they smirk at anyone not using their utensils with handheld utensil holders, see: adapter culture.

>Linux
A man around the corner of your local grocer handing you reinforced plastic forks knives and spoons, paper plates, a small handful of fruit, veggies, and a hunk of minced meat. He supplies this to people who don't feel like paying, but asks you to spread word of his service. Sometimes he doesn't show up at gis usual location-- you see him laying in the gutter, moaning in agony. (when the mirrors for package fetching are offline)

Noice

TempleOS is the food they'd give you at churches

>Windows
Reliable fast food chain, you know what you're getting. Nothing too great, but nothing too bad for an expected price.

>Apple
Fancy gourmet place downtown. It's okay, you'd like to eat there more often but it's pretty expensive and there's hipster faggots there all the time.

>Linux
A buffet restaurant with a wide selection of food but you pay by weight and you don't like to buy from there too often because not knowing how much you'll pay stresses you out. Seriously though, I hate those fucking places.

Windows: KFC
Apple: Juice Bar. popular place for grindr meetups
Linux: All you can eat chinese restaurant

Windows:
Feeding tube for the brain dead.
Mac:
Gay bar pub grub.
Linux:
Order out pizza. Linux crust. Over 9000 GNU toppings to choose from. It's totally free, whether it arrives in 20 minutes or not.

>Windows
McDonald's.
>macOS
Paul Bocuse.
>Linux
You're in a street with 10 restaurants, some of these are decent restaurants, in some others a chef gives you lessons with standardized paths so you can eat something decent, but everything is eventually self-cooked.

kek

>windows
Papa John's/Domino's.
It's fucking easy, you don't have to do shit, they know where you live.
>MacOS
Starbucks. It looks nice, feels nice, has alot of selections but you've never tried most of them and the ones you have tried don't really seem that great. You keep wondering if these guys have actual food.
>Linux
Grocery store. You pick and choose everything you need to make Gentoo casserole then go home and manually put everything together. Only tastes as good as your ability to cook is.
Sudo cook food-get omelette

this is accurate as fuck. give this man a prize

>Apple
That one 5 star restaurant that you would give a 1-2 star review for
The kind that only hipsters go to and review

Imagine being so fat you see computers as food

>windows
stuck in the 90s pizza place
>os x
nice coffee shop
>linux
sketchy canteen

>Windows
McDonald's
>Apple
Supper club or steakhouse
>Linux
Cooking at home

>this thread

>Windows
Good quality restaurant, multiple cuisines, with emphasis on the familiar feeling. If you don't know how to eat some dishes you may get food posioning.
>Apple
Quality restaurant but nothing special, one cuisine, american, extremely overpriced burgers, fries cost extra, pickles cost extra, ketchup costs extra.
>Linux
Basically a fucking market with every ingredient you could possibly imagine, most of them free of charge. Downside is you may have to learn to cook.

how do i do "windowed" mode in linux? where everything looks nice and comfy on the screen

>Windows McDonald's
>OSX Wendy's
>Linux cook for yourself at home

>Windows 7 and below
Burger King or Wendy's. It's not the best and not the worst.

>Windows 8.1+
It's like sucking on a raw sewage pipe.

>Mac OS
It's a five star restaurant with six star prices which serves three star food.

>Debian based GNU/Linux distros
Cooking a meal at home. You buy your ingredients at the local market from people who sell their products on the weekends for fun. It tastes ok and satisfies you.

>Other GNU/Linux distros
You try to turn on the stove to cook your food and it explodes. You spend all day fixing it, then come on Sup Forums and tell everyone about how much you enjoy struggling to keep a working kitchen. You say that it builds character but in reality you're crying and giving up on life. You slowly starve to death or go back to Burger King. In some cases, you're so desperate that you suck the sewage pipe.

>BSDs
It's a pack of ramen noodles. You might be able to add shrimp but it's still garbage. You are hungry an hour later.

>Windows
McDonalds
>OS X
Luxurious restaurant, serving everything for twice the market price
>Linux
Home cooking from ingredients you buy yourself

Yes

>Windows
Bad with good parts
>Mac OS
Good with bad parts
>linux
good with bad good parts

Windows - Shitty run-down Indian restaurant that serves cheap curry
Apple - Overpriced vegan restaurant with sub-par food filled with metrosexuals
GNU+Linux - A kitchen, some ingredients and some utensils

Windows: Five Guys
Mac: Local $15+ burger restaurant
Linux: Your kitchen

> windows - Indian food
> apple - Starbucks
> Linux - your pantry

> Debian
Year-old burger. Says it's good because it's stable.

> ElementaryOS
Luxurious restaurant where paying is optional. You prefer not to ask questions.

> Arch Linux.
A cafeteria where you assemble the meal yourself. There is an extensive cookbook that covers every recipe and problem so well, other restaurants tend to use it as a fallback.

> Linux From Scratch
Like above, but you have to get your own ingredients and the cookbook isn't that great.

> Gentoo
Takes years to prepare your food because you're the farmer.

>Windows
McDonald's
>macOS
Hell's Kitchen
>Linux
New York Fries

Give Ubuntu Windows' ciabatta sandwich and make Windows a big mac or happy meal and that image would be perfect.

It's very accurate because the buffet food is always subpar, just like free software.

>windows
A well-reviewed Steak n' Shake that a lot of people go to. Not that people can't go anywhere else, it's just that SnS is all people really go to because it's all they know
macOS
>A fancy 5-star restraunt whose menu depends on what day it is, and only serves that one thing that day.
>linux
a buffet that's quality depends on the establishment in question and not so much the food itself

also I'm hungry now
fuck you

Is this good?

Don't you dare dis on Super Tux Kart.

Also, fml for letting my kids play this game because I'm too cheap.

i have no idea what that is

>Windows
McDonalds-like famous restaurant, they ocasionally place a few tracking chips or flies on the food.
>Apple
Fancy clean as fuck restaurant, no one eats there anymore because the Windows restaurant has copied their food and perfectioned so even a baby with no experience with forks can eat it.
>Linux
Filthy bar full of angry bikers where RMS himself serves free-as-in-free-beer and Toejam Burgers, some clients eat Stable(tm) WWI Rations, others eat the latest burgers with ingredients guaranteed to poison you, some vegan fags take off all the delicious bloat from their sandwiches, and some only eat Kosher Red Hat/Halal Canonical parts of meat.

Perfect.

>windows
ihop
>apple
olive garden
>gnu+linux
cooking your own meal at home

Windows: Burger King
Apple: Chipotle
Linux: Roadside diner. Quality varies

What does t. Stand for?

Good horseshit?

/thread

Truth.

Except Battery and package management are so under cooked it gives you food poisoning.

More like church run soup kitchens

Best one so far.

So... FreeBSD is a street taco vendor?

Except you take the cart off the vendor and make him buy the tacos from you.
Or just a filthy hooker that pays you for sex.

I don't know why people diss linux for no gaymen. homOSX still uses opengl 4.1

accurate because all three are enjoyable

>Microsoft = El Celler de Can Roca
>Apple = Osteria Francescana
>Linux = Eleven Madison Park

IM SO FAT I LOOK AT COMPUTERS AND SEE FOOD

Apple are those fancy restaurant that charge a lot for small portions (caviar)

Windows is a fast food chain(just werks)

Linux is home cooked (foods either good or bad depending on your skills)

Windows = Union Square Cafe

OS X = Dorsia,


Linux = Taking whatever you can find out of a garbage bin and trying to cook it yourself, if you're successful at cooking it you'll share the recipe with all the other homeless people in town

>Windos
restaruant that has a menu for kids
>Apple
hipster restaruant with fake varista
>linux
restaruant expecialized in experimental cooking

>windows
ez bake oven restaurant that occasionally catches on fire
>apple
chain restaurant trying to look like a local diner
>linux
redneck bbq where you can fuck your neighbor's sister, your cousin's sister or your own sister for that matter

newfag

Windows - Dairy Queen
Apple - A five star restaurant that gives you an ounce of steak for $100
Linux - the dumpster behind a laundromat in chinatown

Windows is McDonald's/BK/TB: cheap, available literally everywhere, flawed but tolerable and gets the job done
Apple is Applebee's/Chili's/TGIF: Objectively the same thing as fast food but at a higher price for """the experience"""
Linux is that local mom and pop restaurant that looks seedy but has the dankest food at low prices

>Microsoft
The always shitty restaurant of your home town whose menu is extremely large with terribly old dishes that haven't been removed since 30 years. While eating your not so good looking food with multiple forks and knives that fulfill the same purpose, you're being observed from the kitchen door by the sneaky cooks who are writing down notes about your behavior. Your napkins are full of ads although you have paid quite a lot for your meal. The waiter will come to your table very often and will serve and charge you for new food, although you haven't ordered it.

>Apple
Some fake "posh" restaurant where the building's facade is all shiny, but the kitchen is utterly filthy and full of garbage. All kinds of food costs a ridiculous amount of money compared to the actual quality and you need multiple adapters for your cutlery. The menu tries to convince you that each meal is innovative, although you have already seen it in other restaurants years ago. Once you've ordered your meal, you're not allowed to leave anymore and you're being charged for drinking tap water and going to the bathroom. Here, you're also being observed.

>Linux
It doesn't look like a high quality restaurant first, because there is no menu, no price tags, the tables and seats are all custom-made and you need to cook your own food. But once you're getting used to bringing your own food and utilities, you're quite comfortable and have learned a lot about cooking. Most of the time you're enjoying your favorite food and you try to optimize it, but you're also open to learn about new dishes. Sometimes your meal doesn't turn out that great, but other customers will help you out whenever you're needing help. You have become a healthier person since your first visit.

>Linux
Your own kitchen