Spend weekend in USA

>spend weekend in USA
>it felt like being in the 80s technology-wise
>kept expecting to see people haul up shoebox-sized cellphones

How and why did America fall behind Europe so? I have been to bloc countries that are more modern than the USA

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Also who's that girl on your pic?

Murricans still have fucking data caps. The fuck.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT ENJOY YOUR SNOOPERS CHARTER WITH ALL THAT TECHNOLOGY IN EVERY FACET OF YOUR LIFE

AHAHAHAHAAHA

>on the bidet
>suddenly see the bidet webcam light is blinking
>look at my settings
>I have it set to off

put tape over it now but what the hell

>tfw you visit America
>everyone has to have a seperate filter for their tap water because it has Chloride and Fluoride in it
>they don't have wireless pay

>tfw 2/10 here in Northern Europe
>literally a 10/10 demigod taller than everyone in USA, straight Dolph tier

BBC RULES THE WORLD, HURRDURR UR WHITE WIMIN BELONG TO BIG COCK NIGGERS == USA SUCKS HURR DURR EUROFAG numba111111111

please...save the wasted air. All the good shit in the world comes from Silicon Valley...

what

The UK isn't part of Europe. You can have it.

>BE USA
>Go to Christmas market
>Dont get ran over by sand nigger

>go to europe
>look up my BDSM
>suddenly police show up at hotel and arrest me
>get sentenced to two years in prison
>when i get out my tardis is painted pink
>happiness patrol comes and arrests me again
>this time they try to feed me to some candy monster
>narrowly escape with my life

fuck this i am never going back to europe

Dude, that happened in america. Dont you remember?

We don't give a fuck about technology beyond what is vital to us.

what? america does not have some rediculous partial porn ban

yet trump might just ruin that

ya we care more about making more designated "get drunk off your ass" days

This. America focuses on technology that makes our lives easier

That's not Europe either, just UK who are fucktards who want to do everything differently

Not all water in America is fluoridated, though chlorination is standard practice to kill off bacteria. The amount of chlorine in the water is safe enough for a person to drink straight out of the tap with no filters whatsoever.

>they don't have wireless pay
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_identity_theft

And I don't want it. Ever. Chip and pin should be sufficient. Access to credit cards should only be given to those in physical possession of the card.

how does someone even get this fat? how can they think its ok in the first place? when you are litterally so big your legs cant hold you up its time to do something about it

I have the freedom to eat what I want, I pledged allegiance to the flag every day at school for the right to get as fat as I like on sugary milk and processed and have my health care covered by an expensive insurance plan.

but you also have the freedom to go where you please and do as you please so why would you let yourself get fat and restrict that?

UK is not Europe. UK is closer to USA technology, culture, food, etc. wise.

why would I want to leave America?

if you are the guys size you will be lucky to leave your house very often let alone america

To meet people who are not morbidly obese for once in your life?

Wo dat semen demon

but this is a canadian

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_identity_theft

That's not possible with wireless payment cards.

a european

Why not Sup Forums for the thread?

Which European?

*All the good shit int the world comes from China
>fixed

>thinks it's good to not have fluoridated water
No wonder the rest of the world has such shit teeth.

>NSA
>PRISM

That kid on the left is 2spooky

why are britcucks always so bitter about america?

>Europe is ahead of America
>the continent that literally thinks Muhammad flew to the moon and cut it in half
Haha no.

WHO IS THIS?

Are you referring to Android/Apple pay? Cause 3/4 of the shops near me accept it.

>All the good shit in the world comes from Silicon Valley...
That might be true, but how the fuck is San Francisco so ass backwards in everything.
E.g. bart. How the hell does a train in 2016 exit where you dont even have fuckin monitors in the train, that tell you where you are, or even something like lightbulbs in the system map?
And why hasnt silicon valley not yet solved the homeless issue, right in front of their doorstep?

>And I don't want it. Ever. Chip and pin should be sufficient.
True.
Now if only chip and pin would exist in the US…

why does your toilet have a webcam?

The government requires it. It's for our safety though.

>mandatory presidential poop inspection
"You need more fiber in your diet"