>having a camera in your laptop
Having a camera in your laptop
>using a laptop
> in your laptop
excuse me, I enjoy the nice view of my RAM
>not having a camera in your laptop
>Having a dick in your ass
Are all those holes cameras? My laptop has like 5 of those holes and it was pretty cheap. I must've gotten a great deal huh Sup Forums?
Who are you quoting?
you
>you
>>you
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tape
Tape a tiny printout of goatse or tubgirl to your webcam.
i don't use a laptop
>not having a dick in your ass
:3
>not using an external monitor and having your laptop facing the wall
But then what about the keyboard and touchpad?
>Putting tape over your webcam.
>not taping over the webcam
>not disconnecting the wire to the camera and keeping it uncovered to appear as a normie
>not replacing the camera sensor with an led
:3c
kek
>putting tinfoil over your webcam
>Connecting to the internet
>not replacing camera with a Nitecore EA81 flashlight
Those wholes are integrated microphones.
>having a laptop
This is a bigger problem (((user)))
Only right way.
>tfw NSA forces the laptop industry to include built-in microphones in everything so they can listen to you fap
I wish it wasnt impossible to find the camera delete modules and no fingerprint reader palmrests for the T420 on eBay.
>having a (((tablet))) or an overpriced bulky desktop
its called greentext faggot
Custom made desktop with two screens, a good chair, a good keyboard and a good mouse.
You literally can't beat that setup in usablity, long-term evolution and confort.
This setup is the best for productivity.
>having a (((tablet)))
>tfw atleast 9 android tablets/smartphones on my desk at work (which also happens to be my home) at any given time
Stay mad you wage-slave, kys.
>not replacing the camera with a Paul Shaffer fire alarm
>not having a laptop in your camera
>old person brings in laptop for repair
>bandaid over the camera
but then how do you know it's actually disconnected?
It's like Schrödinger's cat
Sauce?
>mouse
>not rmmod on your webcam driver
>not blacklisting your webcam driver
>being this just
the truth is out there
>not recognizing old /jp/ memes
kek
>Jewvidia shadow play
>enable experimental feature
>webcam turns on
>implying the backdoor method used to control your webcam doesn't use a modified driver
>leaving your webcam plugged in
>matte
Wew lad
Any other normie ideas you got?