Having a camera in your laptop

>having a camera in your laptop

>using a laptop

> in your laptop
excuse me, I enjoy the nice view of my RAM

>not having a camera in your laptop

>Having a dick in your ass

Are all those holes cameras? My laptop has like 5 of those holes and it was pretty cheap. I must've gotten a great deal huh Sup Forums?

Who are you quoting?

you

>you

>>you

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tape

Tape a tiny printout of goatse or tubgirl to your webcam.

i don't use a laptop

>not having a dick in your ass
:3

>not using an external monitor and having your laptop facing the wall

But then what about the keyboard and touchpad?

>Putting tape over your webcam.

>not taping over the webcam

>not disconnecting the wire to the camera and keeping it uncovered to appear as a normie

>not replacing the camera sensor with an led

:3c

kek

>putting tinfoil over your webcam

>Connecting to the internet

>not replacing camera with a Nitecore EA81 flashlight

Those wholes are integrated microphones.

>having a laptop
This is a bigger problem (((user)))

Only right way.

>tfw NSA forces the laptop industry to include built-in microphones in everything so they can listen to you fap

I wish it wasnt impossible to find the camera delete modules and no fingerprint reader palmrests for the T420 on eBay.

>having a (((tablet))) or an overpriced bulky desktop

its called greentext faggot

Custom made desktop with two screens, a good chair, a good keyboard and a good mouse.
You literally can't beat that setup in usablity, long-term evolution and confort.
This setup is the best for productivity.

>having a (((tablet)))
>tfw atleast 9 android tablets/smartphones on my desk at work (which also happens to be my home) at any given time
Stay mad you wage-slave, kys.

>not replacing the camera with a Paul Shaffer fire alarm

>not having a laptop in your camera

>old person brings in laptop for repair
>bandaid over the camera

but then how do you know it's actually disconnected?

It's like Schrödinger's cat

Sauce?

>mouse

>not rmmod on your webcam driver
>not blacklisting your webcam driver
>being this just

the truth is out there

>not recognizing old /jp/ memes

kek

>Jewvidia shadow play
>enable experimental feature
>webcam turns on

>implying the backdoor method used to control your webcam doesn't use a modified driver

>leaving your webcam plugged in

>matte
Wew lad

Any other normie ideas you got?