/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg

>News
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Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/Mini-USB-Sound-Card-Audio-Adapter-Sienoc-USB-2-0-Virtual-7-1-Channel-Xear-3D/32673161338.html
banggood.com/8Bitdo-Xtander-Phone-Holder-Bracket-Mount-For-NES30-Pro-FC30-Pro-GamePad-p-1098939.html
s.aliexpress.com/QjmumuUf
ebay.com.au/itm/162355059883
autoblog.com/2017/01/10/chinese-gac-cars-us-sale/
chinesewatchwiki.net/Main_Page
aliexpress.com/item/beanie/32714877272.html?
gearbest.com/lids-bottle-caps/pp_592381.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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There are very few well-made Chinese mechanical watches. The only Chinese company that manufactures decent (but not anywhere near Swiss quality) movements is Seagull, and even they just make clones of Swiss movements whose patents expired.

If you want a nice watch, don't buy it from China.

If you want a decent watch, you can spend $50-300 on a Seiko 5 (Japan made), a Hamilton field watch (Swiss-ish made), or any of the numerous brands that use Sea-Gull movements (Chinese made). Of those options, the Hamilton is the best, followed by the Seiko, followed by the Sea-Gulls.

If you want a $20 quartz, just get a Timex Weekender/Easy Reader.

I watched a video of that watch and noticed a few things: 13-17s loss per day, which is absolutely unacceptable, and that the tourbillon is fake. They just exposed the balance wheel to the face of the watch and called it a tourbillon.

On top of that, it's just plain ugly. Too much going on on the face.

Nice

How much do you get using your affiliate id with the Chink Shit Randomiser?

same as the last time you asked

Oh, and I just actually looked at the watch in that picture - the subdials are for day and date, but it has chronometer buttons? My guess is those buttons do nothing.

Real chonometers generally have hour, second, and sometimes subsecond subdials, which are engaged/disengaged using the buttons.

If the subdials on that watch work at all, they're not connected to the buttons.

I never got an answer the last time I asked. Besides, I was asking RegularOP, not you.

I don't own the randomiser, it's owned by and managed by a user who hasn't shown up in the threads for a while now.

Is there a affiliate ID in the randomiser, did you find one in it? Because if so we'll have to lose it from the OP like with the previous randomiser.

There's no affiliate links in the xyz randomiser, with chinkshit.com they were clearly visible with inspect element since all he did was use a script to snip off the end of the link. Also he removed every single site other than Gearbest all of a sudden so it was kind of obvious. Nobody has found anything wrong with xyz.

>Is there a affiliate ID in the randomiser, did you find one in it? Because if so we'll have to lose it from the OP like with the previous randomiser and replace it with our own affiliate ID
ftfy

Do you just shout "AFFILIATE LINKS" at everything even if there's no proof? You seem pretty dumb mate. If you have proof share it.

The other thread didn't even reach bump limit. Wtf?

It's still at 309 replies...

>I don't own the randomiser, it's owned by and managed by a user who hasn't shown up in the threads for a while now.

Very interesting considering the url redirected to this thread immediately after you posted it.

I'd personally not care if xyz user used referral links, his randomiser is amazing and I'm glad it exists. If a few pennies from referrals kept it going I'd be fine with it.

It's more annoying that xyz user doesn't post anymore since a lot of people have questions about the randomiser or support queries like reporting dead links but there's no way to contact him now. He should at least have a support email up like Infographic user.

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It auto redirects to the latest /csg/ thread as we've told you a million times you being this up. Even your threads. There's no human element behind it, it's an auto redirect script.

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>what is auto script

Interesting play. So OP is the owner of both chinkshit randomizers (go figure). He scrapped the first one after people caught his afil id in plaintext, pretended he was against it, made a new one with scripting/cookies. He's been using proxies to shill his threads and damage control for anyone who points out what he's doing. I gotta say, pretty clever, but even more pathetic.

Banggood shipped my triple driver hybrid pro memes through swiss post. How are they for europoors?

Know whats more pathetic? Not talking about buying chink shit in a chink shit general thread.

Are you in Switzerland?

I also heard he was toggling in FPSes

God damn you're stupid.

>CHINKSHIT.XYZ HAS AFFILIATE LINKS
no affiliate links

>CHINKSHIT.XYZ IS RUN BY REGULAROP
It auto redirects to ANY latest /csg/ thread, even ones made by Chinese shopping autist. It's a fucking script.

I don't know who's more autistic: regular OP or this guy?

no, I think it's not actual swiss post btw, because in the tracking details it says something about Asendia. I think it's more like 'sailing under the flag' of switzerland in the UPU.

I think there's a good chance that it'll land in the Netherlands (where I live). Just wondering if anyone has experienced any retarded delays or anything.

Asendia is swissposts awful postal service, good luck, they're fuckers for getting their duty payments as well.

RegularOP camped this thread on Christmas Day so he could make a new one when it hit bump limit but managed to fuck it up. There's no question he's the most autistic.

Any good bluetooth controllers for playing nes/snes/nes64/gba games on emulator?

Sure but people do the same for GoT general

It's just one of the many cancerous things about generals in general

>who's more autistic
definitely this guy

jews dont give no fuck about christmas

8bitdo NES30, SFC30 or Zero
Xiaomi Gamepad
Gamesir G3S

At least regularOP is doing something useful for this general, the other guy is just shitting up the thread

Ndjd

The ipega controller I bought for my phone sucked ass. The D-pad is horribly inaccurate.

Forgot to ask, anyone who knows a good one that is small with the sees layout? Really just want a small controller for NES/SNES/Mastersystem/megadrive/Gameboy emulation for my phone.

I HAVE A QUESTION

On Linux, my integrated audio (ALC1200) has a DC offset, which is bad for my gaming.

It looks like every single fucking USB mic jack on AliExpress is labeled as "7.1 5.1 VIRTUAL 3D FANTASTIC"
aliexpress.com/item/Mini-USB-Sound-Card-Audio-Adapter-Sienoc-USB-2-0-Virtual-7-1-Channel-Xear-3D/32673161338.html

What does this mean?

If I plug it in and just set my audio settings to "stereo out", and just use the default system audio drivers, will it fuck with my audio signal OOTB? (It's especially important that muh CS:GO HRTF not get fucked up)

Except two threads were made on bump limit Christmas day and the other was by the anti-RegularOP faggot (you). So you're calling him pathetic for something you did too.

RegularOP is not Jewish.
It's well established at this point that he is a 13 year old Norwegian boy who goes by the pseudonym "Zambz" and there are no Jews in Scandinavia.

This is a replica of an Off-White x Moncler fleece. It shouldn't fit like Yesstyle shit does because of this fact.

I still dont rec buying because the genuine version is worth like $1000 and rich asian fuccbois will know it's fake because you're a white dude on Sup Forums not one of them. Youll look uncomfortable and like shit

Especially the 8bitdo Zero, It's tiny

Something I can attach on my phone would be better for train/tube rides.

There's this available for the other two 8bitdo's
banggood.com/8Bitdo-Xtander-Phone-Holder-Bracket-Mount-For-NES30-Pro-FC30-Pro-GamePad-p-1098939.html

Is the gearbest USB snes game pad shitty? I ordered one because it was cheap and I'm curious

Fucking 40$ for the controller though

This one's $23
s.aliexpress.com/QjmumuUf

From the reviews I've seen here it'll either be "just fine" or "total shit"

WOW A++++++ def buy from this guy

ebay.com.au/itm/162355059883

HOPE TO DEAL WITH AGAIN A+++++++++++

how do i know if my sound card is safe to use?

>anons still fighting over eiaosi X6
Are they really so good that they get autistic shills on maximum damage control like that?
Jesus... Maybe I should try them out too...

>posts from Bowral, Canada
What the fuck. I never wrote in that I was Canadian

This is /csg/ what are you doing?

The plastic for the case was made im China.

>all this samefagging by OP

Yeah, not going to give you affiliate money, nigger.

Can I get a decent messenger bag or briefcase on Aliexpress?

How did I do?

meme me up scotty

100% Aussie

Not like you could afford to buy anything off the randomiser anyway.

Do any of the music players in the infographic have gapless playback? The xDuoo x3 doesn't have it, and it's really starting to bother me.

Not even after being rockboxed?

I haven't tried rockboxing it. I read somewhere it didn't help, but I'll give it a shot.

From what I read after some quick googling it'll do gapless. Seems Benjie S5 can do it too

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Ready for chink shit cars?
autoblog.com/2017/01/10/chinese-gac-cars-us-sale/

>Trumpchi
Is this coincidence?

I'd drive one of those

What's this return bullshit that's on the GB homepage? Anyone here ever returned anything to GB that wasn't defective?

>Is this coincidence?
According to the article, the name has been around far before Trump even ran for office.

So it might be just a pure coincidence.

are there any chink sites that lets me buy custom design t-shirts, posters, etc.?

free shipping would be nice as well

Any good GBA Micro clones out there?

Not sure about t-shirts, but there are sellers on Aliexpress that make custom print posters and mousepads. Just search "Custom Print Poster" or "Custom Print Mousepad" and there will be a ton of results.

>>clones of Swiss movements
Confirmed Pretentious Twat

Anyways, the confirmed Chink Watch Brands are:
Perpetual
Maison d' Celadon
Seagull
Beijing
Hangzhou

And
Parnis

>Confirmed Pretentious Twat
But that's literally what they do. They manufacture clones of Swiss movements with expired patents/trademarks. Probably some Japanese movements too.

AFAIK the only company you just listed that uses their own movements is Sea-Gull. Just like almost every Swiss watch company uses ETA movements, almost every Chinese watch company (over $30) uses Sea-Gull movements. Because they're the only company capable of manufacturing ones that don't suck ass.

Ah, apparently Hangzhou produces clone movements too.

RegularOP isn't having all his posts purged for being pure cancer, I think the jannies answered your question

All that confirms is that RegularOP either is a janitor or gives them a cut of his referral fees.

Are sharks still the best microSD cards? Are there fakes that I should look out for?

Keep telling yourself that

Netacs are the best

>If you are not a retarded tosser, you would see that Beijing uses its own ETA movements as well
>its own ETA movements
ETA is a company. A Swiss company that produces original movements. So basically, you're confirming my point that they make clones of Swiss movements?

Wiki is your friend
chinesewatchwiki.net/Main_Page

If you are not a retarded tosser, you would see that Beijing uses its own movements as well with a single Google search.

Nice job, autismo

Good job, idiot.

I do whatever I want, ya whore

Yep, Rockbox took care of it. I'm an idiot.

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Me

Auto scripts doesn't exist

Link that shit

aliexpress.com/item/beanie/32714877272.html?

Here you go

Finally got my Umi Diamond.

/csg/....

What have you done....

gearbest.com/lids-bottle-caps/pp_592381.html

I bought a fucking ton of these and i'm going to stick them all over my ceiling when I get them.

I had those on my ceiling when I was like 8-10yo. Shit was so cash

are you a girl?

is there a review for the eiaosi x6's?

i'm a twink