Charge your phone

>charge your phone
>charge your tablet
>charge your laptop
>charge your watch
>charge your car
>charge your vibrator
>charge your charger
>charge your vape

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>implying you need anything but a t420 and a seico watch

>not having a wired watch

>not wearing a sundial

>vape

I just replace he batteries in my vibrator

At least you don't have to charge your shitpost.

I just charge my laptop and charge my phone with my laptop.

Get a better watch and car, throw away the tablet

I lost my charger to charge my will to live.

In the future we'll be carrying super soaker size battery backpacks to charge our shit and look like radiomen

You forgot my mp3 player. I suspect some retards also use wireless headphones too.

Your charger is actually always sending data to the botnet so it knows exactly how you use your devices.

>Not charging your device exclusively using a solar panel of your own construction so that you can't get hacked through the powerlines.

My vibrator doubles as a usb drive, so you can add:
>charge your usb drive

Simply no more charge to give.

>fuck AA and AAA batteries
>lets all use device specific batteries instead!
fucking cancerous shit products being sold by shit people to other shitters.

>wanting a phone powered by AA/AAA batteries
>wanting a watch powered by AA/AAA batteries
>wanting devices smaller than AA/AAA batteries powered by AA/AAA batteries

No longer in charge of what needs to be charged to live.

>charge your waifu

>charge your charger

i wish my laptop ran on diesel

>vaping
>charging
>vibrating
>caring

>alkaline batteries

>not using rechargable batteries in the universally accepted format
wtf is wrong with you senpai?

they literally don't have the power to drive anything past low-powered flashlights and bop-it.
You need way more amps to drive a laptop or phone than a AAA or AA could provide.

>charge your HAM radio

I wish wireless charging was more efficient and practical. Like a charger for the whole room that wouldn't take a ridiculous amount of electricity.

There's these things called 18650s they are rechargable batteries capible of driving 20 amp devices. Fuck alkalines...

Turn on TV
> log in
Turn on Pc
> log in
Turn on phone
> log in
Turn on gf
> slide in
(No gf feel)

> charge your headphones

Thx

Change your life, my friend.

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rebirth.

There is no charge more for me.

Those batteries use shit chemistries for most applications. Low voltage output, low maximum continuous discharge rating, low capacity. Unless you run like 10s10p arrays of them, they're useless for most things.

Need the current to set me free

>Not buying and using the FSF Endorsed Librecharger for 5000$ that charges almost 1/10th as fast as the proprietary charger

>>charge your car

Cuck

>She buys gasoline