/csg/ Chink Shit General >>Waving Mao Edition<<

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gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_471553.html
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_471369.html?wid=21
businessinsider.com/china-has-finally-figured-out-how-to-make-ballpoint-pens-2017-1
en.miui.com/thread-221904-1-1.html
s.aliexpress.com/UVza2qAZ
s.aliexpress.com/v26VnU7V
aliexpress.com/item/skeleton-watch/32754092243.html
gearbest.com/network-cards/pp_599142.html?utm_source=tt_de
aliexpress.com/item/uglifier-cam/32707724736.htm
aliexpress.com/item/uglifier-booster-dx/32691827355.html
s.aliexpress.com/3QRvEvE7
gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_197269.html
gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_211178.html
indiegogo.com/projects/think-ink-pens-fidget-for-focus#/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Which TV box should I get?
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_471553.html
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_471369.html?wid=21

The 2nd Link

Not sure if this is the right thread for this, but my KZ HDSE arrived a few days ago from China and everytime I take it off the charger (it says it's fully charged) it immediately dies down again

Did I get chink'd or is the battery faulty somehow and can I replace it?

Battery is probably faulty. Message the seller. You have 15 days after you confirmed goods received to open a dispute.

>Waving Mao Edition

Just got CHINKED

WHATS THIS?

ITS A NEW KEYBOARD!!!

retoast, it's been 60 days and my item hasnt arrived, what do i do now?

Order a suicide duck.

Someone send a custom tshirt seller a "fuck china, nanking ftw" and see what the seller says

open it NOW !

How can I tell a chink to lie about how much I paid for a phone so my shitty government doesn't tax me?

I wished I could be a britbong/murrifat or something and buy a chink keyboard.

However im a nordcuck and cant type without the nordic layout.

a what

just copy paste this:
dear friend please custom declaration only 5$,
5 star for u.

Why backlight is a meme

NO BACKLIGHT MEMES

UNKNOWN MEME SWITCHES
it says 'ck' on the switches. Unidentified as of yet. types like blues.

Sorry deleted the post, smaller file now

Just define the two languages in windows, and swap keyboard layout with CTRL+Shift. That's what I do with qwerty/azerty.
You have to know your layout pretty well tho

A suicide duck. Its a rubber duck with a plug into a wall.

Also, you can apply stickers if you can't into touch typing.

But where?
I'm using banggood, should I post that as a review?

why the duck does it have a ground plug?

So, I received my Xiaomi Hybrid Pro... and they suck... the worst iem ever made by Xiaomi... they are way too bright, even at volume one you can hear a hiss everytime there's a cymbal... literally dog shit wrapped in chink metal...

what are some decent, non expensive bluetooth iems with good battery life?

I dunno. Just get one.

no, use contact seller.
i'm not sure where that is tho, i use ebay which is safer.

link?

are you an idiot?

Congratulations for helping make this the most autistic thread on Sup Forums.

>More cpu
Which is useless, SD650 is enough

>more ram
2Gb is manageable, unlike what the shills here tend to sell

>much better camera
Lol no. The RN3P has better color reproduction in good light and the hardware can be fixed to be as good as the Zuk in low light conditions.

>sooner updates to the Android base and security patches.
Only idiots fall for what these security patches fix. Nobody is like Podesta.

Tldr, the RN3P 2GB is good enough and you don't need to shell out an extra $50 for something not as good performance per cost wise.

> the hardware can be fixed to be as good as the Zuk in low light conditions.

What do you mean?

well he'e been outdone quickly, see here

>businessinsider.com/china-has-finally-figured-out-how-to-make-ballpoint-pens-2017-1

First the kickstarters and fidget cubes, now this
There is no stopping the chinks. Soon we'll be getting cheapass chink pens.

they are on a roll boys. 2017 is the year of chinkshit

fountain pen > ballpoint

There is no good chink fidget cube on ali. You can dispute every cube with a full refund because of the poor quality. I would buy a real one but the shipping cost more than the product itself.

Is this legit?

this explains a lot about the quality of posts in this board

en.miui.com/thread-221904-1-1.html

well this explains why the chinks make so many fountain pens now

Its just a mousepad

why do you think its not?

Picture of Muhammad pls

>not rgb
Into the trash please

Do these actually have the advertised capacity?

Can i get a link to the current recommended SD card?

Got some aliexpress coupons to share. For new users only.

$8 off $40
s.aliexpress.com/UVza2qAZ

$5 off $25
s.aliexpress.com/v26VnU7V

Bc only 30 cents

just saved 30 cents

Jesus christ give the man time to respond

recommended on ear headphones?

Koss Porta Pros

based nigga

are keycaps from ali good quality?

I'm looking for a chink webcam under $10. Maybe just 30 fps with 480p quality

KZ LP3

KZ ED2 nothing else

>new users only

Wtf

Any mechanical watch that has a good looking skeleton design? $30

But you mean full dial skeleton design? Or a semi skeleton dial design?

Full would be nice, but semi is acceptable

aliexpress.com/item/skeleton-watch/32754092243.html

really now...

You said semi skeleton was acceptable.

How are they compared to the BM800 with phantom power?

gearbest.com/network-cards/pp_599142.html?utm_source=tt_de

Xiaomi WiFi repeater for $8 with MiwifiFR code. Is it worth it? Does it werk or is it just a meme?

aliexpress.com/item/uglifier-cam/32707724736.htm

Probably can do 30fps only at 352x288

Or this:
aliexpress.com/item/uglifier-booster-dx/32691827355.html
Frame Rate: 320 x 240 26 fps / 640 x 480 16 fps
And this one has a built-in mic (which probably sucks balls)

I'd bet all these cheap webcams have the same internals, only the shell that is different.

Thanks Thomas. Coupon is good for 7 days upon activation and is mobile only.

I'm just looking for a cam to Skype with my mom while I'm at college

that's pretty vaporwave

Buying Vale off Ali, yes or no

The Swiss are fucked

wait really? are the fidget cubes in ali that shitty?

Baoding balls > autism cube

My X6s arrived and damn they are awesome, definetly better than my Rock Zircons, ordered 3 more!

Promotional EIAOSI X6 3.5mm good bass metal earphone headphones with Microphone for iPhone 6 5S 4S 4 Samsung MP3 MP4
s.aliexpress.com/3QRvEvE7
(from AliExpress Android)

Check it out!!! :D

is this shit any good?
gearbest.com/mice-keyboards/pp_197269.html

>Check it out!!! :D

>MotoSpeed
yup

ballpoint pens may not seem like much
but this is a big deal with the Chinese developing mass precision manufacturing on par with the Swiss and Japanese and using cheaper materials

today its ballpoint pens but soon it will be mechanical watches etc etc

Motospeed are greate

Thus this ends the Swiss monopoly. Free market wins again!

What does received by line-haul mean?

t. xXxPROGAMERxXx

Means they processing your tax and duty costs

t. xXxPROGAMERxXx

Google ffs. It means it's being shipped by a haulage liner

worth 15 euros?
gearbest.com/men-s-watches/pp_211178.html

no

Move to America, user.

why

Agreed, great seller & great product!!!

>fidget cubes
>ballpoint pens

the chinks are fully prepared to conquer the fidgeting monopoly
just wait until they copy this new "fidget pen"

indiegogo.com/projects/think-ink-pens-fidget-for-focus#/

Agreed, great seller & great product!!!

looks like shit unless you're going to 2nd grade

>that design
Really?

Why do retards get triggered by backlighted keyboards?

looks are subjective, imho looks better than 90% og the fake watches /csg/ buys

just buy a seiko like a good goy

Any good 53mm watch? I cant find any and the only one i did and bought wasnt even shipped by the seller