I have a shitton of money

I have a shitton of money
This is a permanent thing since when I was born, it's momentary and it's not gonna change
I want some cool new pieces of tech
What should I buy (I have no need, it's purely recreational consumerism)

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it's *NOT* momentary
obviously

Oculus Rift

I hate video games though

Buy us something on steam
steamcommunity.com/id/Poilaucul

put your money to work instead of blowing it on crap

My money is already working well, but here I am with a surplus I only want to invest in immediate pleasure

demon

Who

Buy Sup Forums from Hiro and release us from this hell

buy me stuff please

There's more to VR than porn and games

What do you like OP?
Are you very into technology, or do you just like gadgets?
Give us more info instead of saying "what should I get? no I don't like that."

Sup Forums is a liability
+ I know nothing about managing such a large website, I have no time or will to learn about that and it would probably end up worse

To be quite honest I really fucking hate VR tech. I believe we've reached the ultimate point of technological comfort, and further innovation will only harm us.

>immediate pleasure
Hire a prostitute/an escort

You get VR glasses for "games", where games mean porn.

This. And buy drugs, lots of drugs.

Do you like to tinker?
Or do you want to mindlessly click buttons or move joysticks?

Like what's a great monitor to buy ? Great speakers, headphones ? What's a good tablet to use for 2 weeks and then never turn it on again ?

And more importantly some unconventional tech, something that could surprise me, that is useful (like home automation), etc

I have a girlfriend to whom I am faithful, and I stopped doing drugs since high school

Miku figma.

>like home automation
Gotcha senpai
youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

So consumer shit.
I don't know much about "technology", but don't worry, that's this board's specialty now.

Buy a watch

Acer Predator 21X
then pulverize it with a hammer and stream it to some gaymer kiddos

I don't speak japanese and it's probably not available in luxemburgish/french/german/english yet, plus the voice is annoying as fuck and I'm not a weeb, but thanks anyway

Buy it ironically.

FPV racing drone

256 GB of RAM to use as a RAM disk so you don't have to be a poorfag suffering from the horrible read/write SSD has.

>not a weeb
Then why are you here?

Hey a drone is a good idea, thanks man (sorry I'm assuming your gender)

You a bonds guy or a stock market guy? Angel investor?

Buy a dragon dildo and shove it up your ass.

mostly stocks considering the economy, but it is my belief that you should diversify your portfolio (at least a minimum)

There are no girls on the Internet

Buy this so you can shitpost at 1000000 FPS on your 16K UHD @ 2777 MHz monitor with 128-bit color.

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P.S. Don't think forget to buy the entire world's supply of liquid nitrogen to keep it cool

buy tesla to feel hipstery and fuck off

I only buy german, so if there's a german car you wanna share I'm all ears

go to a recycling center, buy a rackmount server and install ESXi on it.

Buy a used office machine with something like a Core 2 Duo, find a few gigabit NICs and build yourself a PFSense router.

Reacreational consumerism is terrible, and consumer-grade hardware is just as bad. Real men and real girls use enterprise gear.

That sounds like a cool idea, I'll get to it, thanks

Ham radio + farm

You can blow a ton of $$$ on that shit

can you buy me a headset, mine stopped working

That's smart user, just travel, go away. Get tech that would make it comfy. From backpack to whatever gadget you would think it wpuld help and get a nice DSLR and bring pictures.

>invest in immediate pleasure
What are your thoughts on motorsports?
It isn't technology in the way people here think, but it's the most satisfying thing you can do in a weekend.

Sure is nice to have your daddy make a lot of money so you can just be a total fuck up and still have all the money you ever need.

second this
>its pretty comfy
you can even go to /out/ and find information about camping equipment, tents and all that stuff

>rich
>hates video games

Guess you could just buy a new Macbook Pro and post on facebook.

Is this supposed to be a Don't Starve Gondola?

Build a fucking epic server and host games on it for other people. Easiest way to blow a shit ton of money and spread happiness/feel good about your investment by providing a service to others.

You'll learn a thing or two about client to server networking too, if you aren't knowledgeable on the subject.

Buy a bunch of drugs and then hire pinay whores to spend the weekend easing you but never actually letting you have sex with them.

a brain. so you can have something to do your thinking/decision making for you.

>richfags

fucking hell

buy a bmw I8 if you want a "technology car"

>rich
>shitbook
Add more money and get a better laptop.

Get a personal heli/quadcopter or a personal fighter jet, OP.

see that's the thing
it's always the non-weeb, non-hobby guy who gets the money.

you bet your ass if I had serious cash I'd go buy like a warehouse out, and start some kind of daki sex toy vr dungeon in custom maid 3d2 or something. I'd build some crazy computer for tens of thousands of dollars,

Send me some cash to prove it

DRAGON
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Will you buy me a game on Steam if I ask nicely?

Buy a Lamborghini and drive it full speed into a brick wall

Why do that when you can just buy real girls.

Best headphones in the word
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That's a cool gadget to impress people.

Audiophile equipment

Buy a fucking remote control drone.

Buy a nice watch.

stax sr-009

>have tons of money
>gloats about it in a english lanuage japanese board full of autists on autism bux
>every tech suggestion is shot down

why are you even here

just buy a ferrari and rent a racetrack for a day. you're not interested in tech in the first place

Stop bumping this thread.

I stopped having sex since high school, never tried drugs.

>these are the people it's supposed to trickle down from

This
10/10 would watch and enjoy the cries in the comments

MODS, there are underage kids here!

Fuck something exotic like a armadillo or a monkey. Go to North Korea and pay to hunt people in those "worker camps" with a rifle.

You're just trying to give him leprosy.