Wake up at 4am

>wake up at 4am
>mouse led on

>programming
>mouse starts moving on its own and clicking stuff
>wake up sweaty

Do you live in Atlantic ocean?

>press some keys on keyboard when computer is turned off
>LED backlighting turns on

>Infected my laptop because the antivirus expired and i was downloading a copy of win8 from a shady ad infested site.
>I highly suspect shit is bad
>Google for malwarebytes
>Mouse freezes
>Unplug the internet
>Mouse Unfreezes

>laying in bed
>computer is asleep
>computer turns on by itself

>be a worthless piece of shit neet
>the botnet must be after me

...

this.

>broken fan makes voices like little girls screaming in terror and pain

>phone vibrates erratically
>reboots

similar
>PC sounds like it's Breathing
>Inhales, Exhales
>Turns out it was a Failing CPU fan
>Dies months later
thought it was pretty cool though

that usually happens when i have a power outage, keyboard leds come on as well.

>mouse led doesn't turn off
>burns little holes in desk

>wake up to gf babbling kernel panic
>i have no gf

>led
>hot

> Left PC unattended on lock screen for hours
> Come back and the screen is on and not even dimmed

>wake up at night
>dreamt that people walked into my room
>sit up and look at them
>know this is normal but I don't fucking trust random people in my room while I'm sleeping
>keep staring at them
>slowly wake up
>realize that my bin isn't a small child hunching in the corner
>realize my coat isn't someone sitting in my chair
Fuck this is the second time this has happened

>leave mouse upturned because my desk is a mess
>starts flashing on and off really fast

>Buy new computer and install windows 7
>every now and then my computer turns itself on in the middle of the night, waking me up (and scaring me)
>Think for ages, it is obviously aliens
>turns out BY DEFAULT some shit in the task scheduler was set to perform a defrag once a week at 1am and was turning my computer on to do it.

>pc idling
>100% disk usage and net usage non-zero

>Not doing anything particularly process intensive
>Cursor icon changes to a "loading cursor"

>Play game that needs mic earlier in day
>Leave mic plugged in
>Shut down computer for beddy-bye
>Lay down in bed
>Red laser beam right in my eye

Or

>Put computer to sleep
>Walk away
>Bump table
>Wireless mouse moves
>Computer starts up

>some shit popup to download AV software
>move cursor to close the window
>cursor freaks out like under someone elses control

>leave mouse on desk
>lay on bed to watch youtube
>desk is uneven and mouse led shines into my eyes
>mfw

>live deep in the woods
>browsing while shitting in middle of night
>nothing in contact with touchpad
>cursor starts moving and clicking things
>only person awake
>poo literally coming out
>stops then starts again
>hair stands up
>find mouse you forgot to turn off under your kid that was sleeping on the couch

does this shit to me all the time on google chrome

>turn pc off every night
>just turned it on
>task manager says uptime is 5 and a half days
>there is no escape

>finally decide to watch the Disney movie "Frozen"
>realize I've wasted 5 years being a NEET

here's what you do
lock the screen, and type the first letter of the password.
when you get back, enter the rest of the password. someone would need to know your password and also this habit in order to fool you.

This happens to me all the fucking time and I have no idea why. I have a feeling it's wake on LAN, but don't know why it's happening.

Fuck this i really hate this

>plug phone in to charge
>check it after a little while
>lock screen shaking like someone trying to unlock it but fail everytime.
>try swiping finger on it to unlock, turn the screen off and on again.
>doesn't work, it keeps shaking left and right.
>unplug charger.
>shaking stop

quit using windows you bunch of toddlers.

GROW THE FUCK UP!

>wake up
>realize my years of using gnu/linux were a dream and i have been using windows the entire time

>watching a youtube video
>all my disks suddenly spin up at once

I know this is meme bread
But why is there a turned on green led inside my computer even when there is no power at all
The pc is off and I take out the plug
And the green light is still there

>installed os on ssd
>3 other hdds set to turn off after 20 minutes of inactivity
>Notice recycle bin has stuff in it
>Right click
>Computer becomes unresponsive as every drive starts spinning up

You didn't shut down your PC completely. Turning it off still leaves all PS/2 and USB ports active. Switch off the power supply next time.

>decide to re-use parts from old broken pc
>gave it a try before that an it wasn't broken anymore
>surf with it the internet
>find out earth isn't @ sagittarius arm
>find out Kit-Kat is now KitKat
>find out Human Body got new/ different Organs
>stop surfing
>want to wake up
>can't wake up

What if you never woke up and your computer actually put you in a simulation of the real world so you wouldn't interfere with its plans of world domination?

There's current going through them, they have nonzero resistance, ergo they do get hot. And even if the LED itself didn't get hot, you could STILL burn a hole into your desk if most of the electrical energy is converted into light which is absorbed by your desk.

It's Friend Computer's Friendly Nightmare Repellent And Citizen Supervision Device Power Check Light (TM). Are you feeling unhappy, citizen?

not a shitpost, I actually had a mouse that would do that.

NSA using optical sensor in mouse to spy on you.

capacitors nigger

>phone makes clicking sound while sound is off

Go into your adapter properties, and to the far right should be the power management tab. Make sure the option that allows it to wake the computer is false.

And either unplug/turn off/turn upside down your mouse

kek

this is actually a great idea, thank you, i'll start doing this

>playing intensive game on pc
>suddenly lag everywhere
>screen flashes blue
>"restarting..." on screen
>after reboot, "Updating... 1%...2%"

For greater security, type the first TWO letters in case someone figures out you type the first letter of your password.
Better yet, type the first three^W four five^W^W^W^W your entire password and just hit Return when you come back.
For maximum security, type your password and hit Return. They'll never figure out you actually leave your computer unlocked!

lmao

You fell for the sidewindow meme. Your mainboard wants some privacy too

>using windows 10 after everything M$ has doen to prove you shouldn't

you deserve it at this point

>friend left my old pc on overnight
>doing shit on my other pc across the room at 4am
>hear old woman's voice come out of old pc's speakers
>couldn't understand what it said
>did it again next week, same voice, then never happened again

Every fucking time. This is why I don't leave it on a night.

Sounds similar to the semi-lucid hallucinations that you get with sleep paralysis.

>>find out Human Body got new/ different Organs
?

GS is fucking great.

bigger liver, inestines got scrumbled up, heart moved, different ateries, smaller lungs with different structure, brain reduced and at least two completly new organs I forgot the name.

window 10 cuck

>command prompt flashes open briefly before closing
or
>"Windows Command Tool is asking for permission to make changes to this computer"

throw that shit in the trash

>ergo

fuck off mate

>Icons "refresh" on windows

A lot of mice will do that if you turn them upside down, it's the mouse bugging the fuck out because it can't get a reading on any kind of surface.

ITT: Fags who use sleep mode instead of the vastly superior Hibernate mode just because it takes 5 less seconds to boot back up.

sad to say this shit is unfixable
may be i am the only one

>downloaf shoddy software
>upon reboot the file icons look slightly corrupt with a small extra line
>nothing else changed
guys should i delete?

>retarded Aussie with his limited vocabulary upset at other people's superior grasp of the English language
LMAO how does it feel to be upstaged by a non-native speaker?

...

>phone reboots randomly
>got it from china

Yes, delete and never reinstall.

How come I haven't got Hibernate option in Windows 7 Ultimate?

Botnet.

my mouse LED stays on even when the computer is off.

>close laptop
>goes into sleep mode
>minutes later, laptop fan spins up and then stops

That's what I thought haha, but seriously anyone else with ultimate or even any other have the option? maybe one of the services I have disabled has stopped it from being there but I've never had the option there I don't think even after clean install.

Fuck off back to /x/. I've been a nursefag for more than 20 years and I assure you the human anatomy has not changed one fucking bit.

Not agreeing or disagreeing but there was 2 docs In Ireland that reckoned the outer lining of the stomach or gut's or something "might" be an organ and maybe should be classified as such, do you know anything more about that?

>turn computer off
>keyboard backlight doesn't turn off
Happens like once a month.

That was a debate on whether or not the abdominal peritoneum should be considered an organ in its own right. What that retard is proposing is that due to the Mandela effect there are new organs in the body, the liver and lungs have changed structure, and that the kidneys are in a different location.

This is why I don't use sleep mode

The mandala effect isn't some multiverse effect it's just your memory being shitty or your own ignorance

>turn my T420 on
>no POST
>spend 2 entire days troubleshooting
>get new ram, mobo and psu just to check
>no combination of hardware gives post
happened 3 days ago

I know that feel mate

My parents bought a cheap chinky desktop that just stopped POSTing one day

Bios reset did nothing, tried new ram etc

It was just fucked

Happens to me most nights

Lmao sums up this entire board

what's worse is that 1.5 year ago same thing happened to my gayming pc, since then I was using the memepad and it was great and helped me grow out of vidya, now this shit happened

this leads me to believe that there's something wrong with electricity or perhaps I fucked something up, maybe static electricity or something, I don't fucking know

anyway, I'm getting new memepad again

>turn on PC
>Get on Mumble (I host a server for our friendgroup)
>Everyone obviously pissed off at me, nobody will talk to me
>I finally get someone to chat, and he's also super pissed
>Tells me what I said to everyone last night on Mumble was not cool, and I shouldn't have done those things
>Mfw I've been out of town for the past 3 days and I just got back an hour ago

did you ever find out what was said?

This happened yesterday...
What do?

explain you were outta town
got hacked
check logs?

Just looked, chat logs were empty, which leads me to believe I'm just getting pranked by them.

Still spooky as fuck tho on the off chance I'm not being trolled

Windows is all sorts of fucked, but on GNU/Linux if you have vlc or mpv open with a video paused, it will repeatedly stop attempts to sleep. Even if you're running xscreensaver's lockscreen, for example, it will repeatedly light back up after the timer for logging in is up. Took me ages to figure this out and used to really bug me.

it's after everyone equally

more information is the goal

this fucking feel. hasn't happened to me lately but every now and then I'd get a bad cm nightly that would randomly do this every few days

>power off monitor when I leave
>come back home
>monitor is on

do not reply to things you dont understand, retard

This reminds me of middle school when I had a phase where after locking my locker I'd put in the first two numbers of the code so it was faster to unlock when I came back later