THAT IS FUCKING IT.
I'M GOING TO DEDICATE THE NEXT 6 MONTHS, 18 HOURS A DAY TO LEARNING PROGRAMMING, AND I'M GOING TO BUILD A WEBSITE OR APP THAT WILL GO THE MOON SO HARD IT'LL BE PUT ON THE NASDAQ.
FUCK YOU, QUEERS. THIS WILL SKYROCKET. I'M TIRED OF BEING A NEET OR A WAGESLAVE.
I'M A CEO.
I WILL USE THIS TRIP, THEN REPORT BACK IN 6 MONTHS TIME WITH THE RESULTS, NO MEMES.
BE A KEK, OR GET FUCKED!
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make a application that installs gentoo
> expecting anyone to remember a tripfag for 6 months
Nice blog
Make a fizz-buzz website
I'M GOING TO MAKE A GAME THAT WILL SKY-ROCKET.
50,000 USD A DAY JUST LIKE FLAPPY BIRD
WATCH ME, KEKOLDS!!!
I hate the STARTUPS STARTUPS LRN2CODE ENTREPRENEURS ENTREPRENEURS ENTREPRENEURS culture but I'll be straight with you.
Not one successful person in the history of the human race pretexted that success by telling Sup Forums in all caps that they were going to BECOME A CEO AND GO TO THE MOON. Nobody has, and nobody will.
If you're gonna do something, stop typing in all caps and just do it. Stop talking about it. Nobody cares and nobody will care until you make it.
Also p sure nobody with a net worth over $20 calls people KEKOLDS.
sent ;)
ONLY KEKS POLICE LANGUAGE.
I AM THE ARBITER OF MY OWN DREAMS.
SOON ALL SHALL RAIN BEFORE ME AS I SPEAK TO THE ELDER GODS OF ZION.
I SHALL MAKE SPEECHES UPON THE MOUNT AND THE PEOPLE SHALL KNEEL AND ZENITH, "HERE COMETH DAS UBERMENSCH" THEY SHALL CRY AND I RETORT WITH THEM, "NO, TIS GOD HIMSELF, I!"
SOON ALL THE WORLD SHALL BE BEFORE ME AND I SHALL CONTROL IT IN MY GRASP FOR ALL MANKIND
IT BEGINS NOW WITH THIS STARTUP CORPORATION, SEALING MY NAME INTO THE BUSINESS SECTOR OF HISTORY AND PRODUCING GOODS WHICH ALL SHALL CRAVE
HERE NOW, I AM BUT A MAN, BUT IN 6 MONTHS, I SHALL BE A GOD!
you'll be back to playing video games and masturbating multiple times a day within 48 hours
dubdubs confirm
ALL THIS COMMENT HAS DONE HAS IRK ME IN THE PUREST ANGST OF WAYS!!!
THANK YOU FOR CREATING IN ME A PURE HATRED FOR THIS POST, FUELLING IN ME A BURNING DESIRE TO DEFEAT YOU AND YOUR CLAIM, I SHALL PUBLISH MY WORKS IN 6 MONTHS TIME AND YOU SHALL COWER!
"FUCK ME FUCK ME!" YOU SHALL SAY!
I WISH I COULD STRANGLE YOU AND RIP OUT YOUR PUTRID NECK!!!!!
being able to code means nothing. you need ideas.
i support you op, will you hit me up with some dosh when you get rich?
>#ifAgOT
Even your tripcode thinks you're a faggot.
Good job getting pumped user. You can do it bro. WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
dubs speak truth
QUADS SHALL CONFIRM MY WIN!
PRAISE KEK, GUIDE ME TO VICTORY!
op how do you plan to learn
Close, but no cigar.
nope
IT QUITE CLEARLY STATES
t. a God
IDIOT!
I HAVE AN IDEA
HOW'S ABOUT YOU BECOME MY BITCH WHEN I'M A MILLIONAIRE
JOIN ME BROTHER
is this SPAM marketing from a coders bootcamp?
SIMPLY CHECK MY 22'S.
DONT LET THESE LOSERS DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR DREAMS
WHAT LOSERS?
OH YOU MEAN THE COCKROACH HATES, DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE ALREADY PUPPETS IN MY GRASP!
Now that's the spirit.
This is like watching one of those intense animes where they yell mundane things at each other for 25 minutes and then the episode is over.
Good show OP, good show chap.
I just started today too after many missteps and I now realize my mistakes and know what I must do! It's time to start making code and getting paid! CONSIDER YOURSELF JOINED!
FUCK YEAH!
I believe in you. Follow your dreams
>OP face when he can't code anything more complicated the number guessing game after 6 months
screencapp'd, upboated and gilded. Godspeed user. don't wait six months, keep us updated
don't cash in all that hope and burnout as soon as you spend an hour looking for a missing semi-colon
dude programming lmao, go to a bootcamp OP XD
Take a screenshot of this post and set up a cron job to display it in 6 month.