How do you pronounce it?

"Pee-eigh-pee" or "fap"?

pee
haytch
pee

Poo-Haa-Pear.

pee-tatha-hee-tatha-pee

pe ha pe

as in penny happy penny

Definetely fap

fap fap fap

German detected?

pea aych pea

wrong

Pip

jif

Pee-hitch-pee

Pe ha pe

pu-hjeet-p

poo ache poo

this.

P H P

Why, "Dee-Why-Dee" of course.
Or as I call it, "Ess-Wee-Ess", as in Superior WebScript.

sh-it

pe-hå-pe

Pe Hå Pe

pöhöp

...

It's pronounced "its shit because its not nodejs". Not that hard actually

>meme.js

pé-ash-pé

"Pee Hoo Pee" as in "Pe"nalty and "Ho"rizontal but longer.

this

they're both fucking awful.

Pee-(hard H)-pee

pepe poopoo

Pê agá pê

just call it php home page :^)

Hoe
Door

"feep"

It's pronounced [sound of hammer with two claw ends hitting head]

pee haitch pee
or in my language
Pee haccah pee

Keked hard

...

pehap

poo in loo

"Pajeet hates programming"

pee horse power

President Hoor Piss

>"fap"
I heard all alternate realities where this is the case were destroyed by the great cleansing of justice. Together with the ones where gif is called jif.

spierdalaj

>fap
wot mate

phoohp

pee aych pee

Does Sup Forums have that image compilation of Rasmus Lerdorf twitter rants about PHP?

Pii
ecchi
Pii

pee-cah-tah pee-pee-cah-cah