Toilet Tech

[Cooper Clark]

Why aren't incinerator toilets more popular?

[Cooper Cox]

have you smelled burning shit?

[Adrian Mitchell]

fpbp

[Matthew Flores]

>you accidentally turn on the incenerator while taking a dump

[John Rivera]

fair enough. Is there any other tech where you can collect it yourself. I don't trust where they say it goes whenever I flush.

[Matthew Sanchez]

Don't you like boiled eggs?

[Jace Baker]

>farts never sound the same after that day

[Dominic Richardson]

composting toilets are a thing, but not fun in winter

[Kevin Evans]

Seen a thing in a RV magazine where a tube drains your toilets holding tank into you're muffler while on the highway.

[Christian Stewart]

why don't we have stilsuits yet? i want to poop and pee into a pocket and recycle the water

[Cooper Barnes]

tfw poop apps

[Landon Anderson]

tfw poop motorcycles

[Luis Watson]

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[Joshua Scott]

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[Dominic Bell]

also post your shitting stations

[Luis Smith]

>not shitposting stations

[Kevin Hughes]

I want to import a japanese toilet

[Grayson Lewis]

is this the designated shitting thread?

[Christian Harris]

i've got a few websites bookmarked with japanese toilet voyeur porn if that helps

[Jaxson Young]

>users
is that like preference settings? Like someone maybe would want a spritz after each go?

[Brody Long]

You will never know the feeling of being the toilet admin and denying full flush privilege to those you don't like.

[Jacob Sullivan]

Had one in our house as a kid and hated it.

[Wyatt Foster]

No, they need to deny toilet paper

[Samuel Bennett]

setting bidet to "broil" setting

[Jordan Myers]

how does it know? I wouldn't feel comfortable sitting there while it iris scans my hole.

[Isaac Brown]

they cost more, smart one

[Oliver Rivera]

First I'll just post this, the best toilet youtube channel: youtube.com/user/toiletfan1

Also, discuss squatty potty.

Also I tried really hard to find this video about a fake product that would scan your butthole to detect you as a user then the pipes would analyze your shit as it was flushed and could tweet your poop contents and give diet advice and stuff. It was all done as a joke but seemed really cool. There was discussion in the video about people being upset over childrens' buttholes being potentially scanned and whether that was legal.

[Leo Evans]

of course now I find it.

desu this would be a cool tech
youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ

[Dominic Robinson]

MORE LIKE SOUS BIDET AMIRITE

[Andrew Diaz]

riot police setting would be cool too

SO FRESH. SO CLEAN