Time to settle the age old question of who is the most intelligent person on this board

Time to settle the age old question of who is the most intelligent person on this board.

I'll start.

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. (cont.)

Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.
I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code.
I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture Hitler at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them.
I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others.I don't have any issue with any type of sexuality whatsoever (short of physically acting out necrophilia, pedophilia, or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). (cont)

Yeah, but ur a faggot.

In 6th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about half an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.99th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 14, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only six or seven years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.

I believe I've just won.

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>tfw to intelligent to bother posting about how intelligent i am

I stopped eating glue once I graduated high school.
Only because I couldn't afford it anymore.
God I crave it so bad

Yeah, but do you have glasses? None of that counts unless you have glasses/

P = NP or P != NP?

Found the brainlet.

I could read and write at a highschool level at 4 years old and drew life like portraits at 5. Scored in the top .5% and failed every class I took until 11th grade.

So, you can be born extremely intelligent and just never fucking do anything with it ever, never put any effort into anything, and spend all your time playing games and watching anime.

God bless America.

Fpbp

I grew up in poverty, was in special ed with all the retards in elementary school, was brainwashed by religitards in middle school, and dropped out as a freshman in highschool. Fast forward 10 years and I am an atheist software architect with a limited understanding of neuroscience, human health and nutrition, multiple foreign languages, music theory, and more.
I've never taken any the SAT or an IQ test, but it's likely I would fundamentally disagree with the content of them. I also never went to college or got any certifications. My whole life I've always thought most people were stupid. I've also always noticed glaring flaws in nearly every system I interacted with. As a child when I asked adults why they would design these systems with so many flaws, I never received satisfactory answers. Either they would dismiss my questions because I was a child (you just don't understand) or they would give me some bullshit answer (That's just the way it is). Now that I am older I still wonder the same questions, but now I understand that other people are just too stupid to see all the problems the way I do or to think of solutions.

I believe I'm the smartest person on this board, I have a 145 IQ and I managed to come through our fucked up education system.

I'm working in sociology and I'm developing a new paradigm like "WTF do I really outsmart psychology and sociology or am I just terribly pedant and completely wrong?". Also I'm running Archlinux because I'm edgy but I plan to switch to FreeBSD.

>Time to settle the age old question of who is the most intelligent person on this board.
>I'll start.
>In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about
Yeah faggot but can you kick my ass?

I thought I was smarter than other kids at junior high but senior high (or the local equivalent) showed that I suck at learning and I'm a lazy fuck while there are plenty of smarter, better memorizing and better thinking people than me. Whatever, I prefer to be happy and do my own things for the sake of my own interest in them, not to show off. At least I have a GF and friends.

I figured out how space works

I'm making money working a boring office job and have no debt except my car payment. The American dream right here.

I am the smartest person on this board. At the age of 13 I discovered porn on the internet. While my friends were staying at school for lunch, I would go home, find some milf porn (milfhunter.com), then masturbate. While my classmates were being bored, I was shooting loads.

I am the smartest person on this board.

i got ahold of porn before getting internet access

All that text just to tell us youre a faggot...

I know this is bait, but an actual intelligent person would be confident in their own intelligence, not look for validation on Sup Forums of all places.

Have a (You) for your role playing efforts.

I received MS certification for Windows, Office and Internet at the age of 7.

i was so intelligent i didn't waste my time reading any of these boring posts

>An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ.
That means you are average. If you where in the 0.1 percentile, that would mean you was really smart.

>tfw too intelligent to not be a NEET

Still a virgin.

It doesn't take a LIT person long to realize most of the planet is filled with total fucking morons.

I like this new copypasta

Hmm

If you really were that smart, you would realize that telling other people how "smart" you are is an incredibly stupid thing to do.

>t. Hillary supporter

Have a pity (You)

if you are so intelligent why are you here?

i've seen this copy/pasta before....

I was doing calculus math pretty good when I was in elementary. My mom was taking college classes to become a veterinarian and taught me the math. I also finished reading moby dick, scarlet letter, and sherlock holmes at the age of 8 because I was bored. I study economics now and hate my life everyday and suffer from MPD.

>engineers are intelligent
Okay kiddo