Fix Windows Update

I know many people get frustrated when updating their PC for the first time after a fresh Windows 7 install.
This is a comprehensive zip of all updates needed to speed things up.
I've searched the web for an hour to find them all.
Install them in the numerical order.
If one doesn't install, restart PC and try again.

mediafire.com/file/fj5fag1l7eywgj6/WindowsUpdates.zip

You're welcome.

Other urls found in this thread:

howtogeek.com/255435/how-to-update-windows-7-all-at-once-with-microsofts-convenience-rollup/
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3102810
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/949104
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3020369
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3172605
mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/
download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard
gist.github.com/xvitaly/eafa75ed2cb79b3bd4e9
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Thank you for upgrading to windows 10

Are you retarded?
Microsoft already did this for you, a long time ago.

howtogeek.com/255435/how-to-update-windows-7-all-at-once-with-microsofts-convenience-rollup/

> Installs file from some user
>Thanks for adding your new win 7 machine to my botnet

Dumbass.

How stupid do you think we are

>WindowsUpdates.zip
Sounds legit

I'm not hook'd that easily, bud

congratulations on inventing the wheel what will not work past next month

OP here.
If you doubt me you could just verify the digital signature or do a checksum, they're legit.
Also, no, the link posted earlier is not enough to fix it.

Nice job fag

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Did they do the same for 8.1?

>fix windows
Only with linux iso.

Pic related is the real way to get Win 7 updated easily:
>install IE11
>run 1 if not already running SP1
>run 2 in all instances
>download and run 3 in all instances, its a link to download KB3125574 which is an update rollup.
>from then use Win Updates rinse and repeat until juices run clear

>What is WSUS Offline

Femanon here

I installed your update zip file on my boyfriend's laptop but then when I rebooted it this message appeared? I don't really understand it, I don't use Tor browser, I use the blue E and google.

You'd have to be a stupid son of a bitch to fall for this.

>Not just slipstreaming them into the iso so you don't lose time after a fresh install
I though I was on Sup Forums

U got REKT

Install 7, then install these four updates

> [1] Installing and searching for updates is slow and high CPU usage occurs in Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3102810

> [2] How to update the Windows Update Agent to the latest version
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/949104

> [3] April 2015 servicing stack update for Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008 R2
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3020369

> [4] July 2016 update rollup for Windows 7 SP1 and Windows Server 2008 R2 SP1
support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3172605

>AVOID:
KB2952664
KB3021917
KB3068708
KB3080149
KB3184143
KB971033

Are these the only updates I need?

Yes. The x64 on x64 WIndows, the x86 on x86 Windows.
Get clean SP1 iso from here:
mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/

>mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/

Recently been wanting to play with Win7 embedded/POS.

Anyone know where to get legit ISO ...?

Been very curious if daz loader will work with it and be able to configure it to be very, very lean and still productive.

The updates & rollup _should_ all work with it, right? Anyone tried that yet?

>Win7 Embedded

download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part1.exe
download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part2.rar
download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part3.rar
download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part4.rar
download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part5.rar
download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part6.rar
download.microsoft.com/download/1/B/5/1B5FDE63-DA91-4A22-A320-91E002DE1326/Standard_7SP1_64bit/Standard 7 SP1 64bit IBW.part7.rar

Google "XGY72" for key, no loaders or the like needed.

Fantastic delivery, user. Thank you very much!

I am going to be putting this shit to the test later better be right or else!

Thanks senpai

Does that contain the telemetry updates? If it does, can you remove it?

good info in this threat.

it sucks that when the newer, more powerful, super duper hardware comes out it will straight up not support windows 7, even though it is technically the same architecture. i honestly do not hate windows 10 -- aside from the privacy issues. i will probably upgrade to the enterprise or ltsb edition. i wished you could customize windows to the same level as linux; i.e., remove features you do not want without sacrificing overall system functionality and stability.

also anyone ever find out what happened to the windows atom table exploit?

gee...

>or else
What?

You're welcome

>when the newer, more powerful, super duper hardware comes out ...

... install/config super-lean linux distro as your main, then virtualize all your other OS installations, including 2ndary linux+DE for GUI workspace. Mix and match for personal preferences & requirements.

Running around in circles with your hair on fire and waving your hands around while screaming "I don't know what I'll EVER do!" is not going to get you very far in this life, user. Try to grow up a little.

>dat pic

i image searched that picture.

this is tiffanny star

she was once a cute lil pornstar noob.

look her up now. after hundreds, if not thousands of cocks later, she looks like uttershit.

not to mention she is now a single mother with her nigger baby.

>... install/config super-lean linux distro as your main, then virtualize all your other OS installations, including 2ndary linux+DE for GUI workspace.

no thanks i am not going to spend less than an hour configuring my system. i am not going to write scripts for audio or graphical instances

even fucking torvald says he hates doing that shit

so fuck you

shit happens when you fuck niggers..

or else nothing you idiot what did you expect. thanks for post tho

she doesnt look that bad

>get sega pc version of ecco the dolphin
>looks like nice game about dolphin saving his friends
>quickly turns into a hard-as-nails horror with freaky aliens and shit
fucking dolphins, never to be trusted

that's a different tiffany star

Femanon
Sup Forums

Pick one

There is one. But she's smarter than installing random packages from file sharing services.

obesity is a disgusting mental and physical illness

>Windrones will defend the fact you can't update out of the box and have to fuck around with manually installing updates just to be able to use Windows Update

>Not posting the high res version
Here is a better one.

LMAO....that literally made me laugh my ass off.

How do I use them?

You have 'trash' program on thebleft side of yourbwindow. Just drop all the files on it. it will automatically install and tune them 4 you.

I just noticed that I have "Diagnostics Tracking Service" in my services and I don't know what update installed it. I tried using this gist.github.com/xvitaly/eafa75ed2cb79b3bd4e9 but it's still there. Could it be from the January 2017 rollup?

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Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

The joke went right over didn't it...

This. It is now my most useful flash drive.

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>>Win7 Embedded
What does it do? Freshly installed on my pc.

any good driver update software for a fresh install?

God damn it... I was winning for a good 4 years now

I installed Windows 8.1 with update 2 days ago.

I decided -not- to update it through the usual means. I installed only a manual update so adobe tools could work, but that's it.

Tell me, am I very wrong in avoiding updates?

confirmed for falling at the first hurdle, you need to update to IE11 first unless you have all those installers downloaded first.

Regardless starting by updating IE should be the first step