You come across a random computer and it appears to be a command console for the universe. What is the first thing you type?
You come across a random computer and it appears to be a command console for the universe...
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sudo rm -rf
ls
this
Is it because it's the only command you know?
apt-get install botnet
Kek
sudo chmod -R 777 /mnt/earth/bio/animal/homosapiens/female
reboot
whoami
just to check.
>not giving yourself power over /dev/universe1 or, better, /
Think bigger user
So you want to be able to execute too?
[CODE]
10 GOTO 10
[/CODE]
# rm -f $(which rm)
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
sudo rm -fr will do absolutely nothing.
Jesus fucking christ freeturds are stupid. They don't even know the OS they shill Go run Windows 10 faggots and see software that actually matters once in your life.
not even adding a "/" in the end does much usually. it needs something extra to not bork.
>a random computer and it appears to be a command console for the universe. What is the first thing you type
delete jews
poweroff
Fpbp
pwd
sudo cat /etc/passwd | grep god
useradd -m -g users -G wheel,log,http,ftp -s /bin/bash gentooman
passwd gentooman
echo 'Match User gentooman
PasswordAuthentification yes' >> /etc/sshd/ssh.conf
systemctl enable --now sshd
passwd
su gentooman
git clone github.com
cowsay 'lol godmode'
No preserve root, iirc
poweroff -f
/thread
# rm -rf /*
Will work.
rm -rf /life/human/caucasian/male
deltree c:
>systemctl enable --now
jesus christ that's going to save me a lot of time thanks user
>mfw numbers
what does this do? is it like enable and start in one?
Yup
rm -rf /life/human/jew
sudo mv /earth/females /home/mydick && cowsay "start sucking bitch"
HCF
help
/?
ls
sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
uname -r
cat /proc/cpuinfo
free -h
df -h
Because I'm curious. Then I'd fork bomb the shit out of it.
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Help
Sudo install gentoo
Help im being held captive by north korea!!!!
vim /etc/user/user/status.conf
autism=NO
dir
cd life
dir
cd humans
rmdir c:\minorities -s
shutdown now
It's really quite simple boys
fpbp
echo "Hello, World"
Found the escape:
\
locate mexico | wall
user you fucking dumb
rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
Clearly a computer for the universe would have a perfect interpreter that could parse any expression, you stupid lunix fags.
Wipe it.
help
dirr
10 print praise clang
20 go to 10
Send nudes.
$ man man
3deep5me
This guy, this guy is the actual sad fuck we think about when we say neckbeard.
Feels.
>sudo rm niggers jews muslims 3rd-wave-feminists clinton-supporters
tree /etc/species.list
>cd code
>cd..
>cd..
>cd..
>cd ..
>ls
>cd code
cd ..
cd
tree /etc/species
uname -a
underrated
chgrp muslims /earth/Donald\ Trump
>shutdown -h+10 "kek"
if [[ $(uname) == 'OpenBSD' ]]; then /usr/games/tertis else (sudo apt install bsdgames && tetris) || (sudo pacman -Syyu bsdgames && tetris) || (sudo emerge tetris) || (echo "this machine is shit" && sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /)
echo 'ACCEPT_LICENSE="-* @FREE"' >> /etc/make.conf
a=$penis
$penis=$vagina
$vagina=$a
sed -i 's/Linux/GNU\/Linux/g' .*
>sed -i 's/Linux/GNU\/Linux/g' .*
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as GNU/Linux, is in fact, GNU/GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus GNU/Linux.
delete muslims
delete niggers
delete jews
done
>>Sup Forums
>>>/reddit/
Given that I don't even know if it's a POSIX system, some DOS bullshit or some spooky ayylium shit. I would type help first and see what happens.
echo "cuck meme"
screenfetch -s
That and Brazilians.
>Jews
>human
will you be my AI gf
useless cat.
Ctrl+Alt+Del
/help
useradd -g admin user
/godmode
man unzip && touch balls
this post probably has the biggest meaning/character count that has ever been composed on this board
i unironically salute you.
i don't type anything, i sit there wondering why the fuck an IBM 5150 has a unix shell. brb gonna go try to install looooonux on my 5150 sitting on my shelf.
hi :)
Ctrl + c
kek
cd code
cd..
cd..
cd..
cd..
ls
cd code
cd..
cd
kek
scp -r /galaxy/milkyway/earth/childporn [email protected]:/home
//help
You don't have the password, retard
I would type help
>whoami
>just to check.
Underrated. I got you user.
pwd
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