So, I use the fortune command to generate a little blurb on my desktop occasionally. But, sometimes the fortune command will just be pretty casually sexist. (women amirite? ughh.)
Long story short, does anybody know of any good places to draw quotes from that's basically not as... well... casually sexist?
Jordan Butler
end yourself and stop shitposting with yotsuba
Nathaniel Martin
Isn't there an option to use only the non offensive database?
Eli Peterson
Why should I have to manually specify that? Why would they make the sexist, offensive option the default?
Isaiah Morgan
Because the world is sexist and offensive Harden up little faggot
Ethan Nelson
What was the quote?
David Parker
...
Asher Ortiz
That's hardly misogynistic. I was expecting something more along the lines of "why did the woman have two black eyes? Because she didn't listen the first time." Have you considered that you're too sensitive?
Asher Jenkins
Don't try to just gloss over this because it's "not that offensive", it shouldn't be there in the first place and I won't allow this on my computer.
Robert Ward
This. Men can be understanding too.
Anthony Ward
Kys OP
Adrian Rogers
I heard gentoo's repos contain a fortune that is very accommodating for people like you. You should install Gentoo.
Jeremiah Ramirez
You just don't understand because you're not a man.
Stop trying to oppress men.
Adam Miller
thanks for the laff op
Hunter Bennett
it's not a joke
Kevin Myers
Good try OP but your bait is stale.
Christian Lewis
What do google and women have in common?
Neither let you finish before making assumptions and giving you unrequested suggestions.
Carter Foster
One could argue this is offensive towards men
Ian Reyes
This is a problem with almost everyone. I swear I can't complain about some programming issues to my friends without them trying to give me solutions without having seen the code I'm working on.
Robert Hernandez
Has it occurred to you that reading code not written by you is torture? And that they can save themselves from this torture by suggesting the most likely solution to your problem based on what they think is most probable?
Sebastian Jenkins
>go outside >men are visually different than women
Sigh, when will this casual sexism end?
Jonathan Thompson
This isn't me talking to people who look at this code, it's me chatting with my friends who also work as programmers at different companies. When other people complain about stuff, I make it a point to never propose solutions unless asked, but it seems this is uncommon.
Connor Butler
stop
Levi Peterson
Is this bait? Do you know where you are?
Joshua Garcia
Ok orrrrrrr stop being a lil bitch and grow the fuck up