Femanon here

Femanon here.
How do I greentext? Every time I try it doesn't work.

>it always looks like this
pic unrelated

>(You) don't
>girls on the internet

Girl here.
Please send me money.

Just testing if the old blacktext method still works:
>Test

Guys please I know you're all hackers here.
I just want to know how to greentext to impress a boy in one of my classes, but it always goes wrong.

>see? This is never green
Please explain how you do it.

And again:
>Test
>And a different test

Use the greater than sign instead of a right-pointing angle bracket you fucking idiot.

what do you mean?
I'm using the key right next to the forward slash/question mark button.

>like this
I even copy pasted that one from replying to your post.

Are you single?

yes

>lurk for 2 years before posting
᠎>lurk for 2 years before posting
>lurk for 2 years before posting
᠎>lurk for 2 years before posting
>lurk for 2 years before posting
᠎>lurk for 2 years before posting

Do u have any social media?

>tfw greentexting like a nigger

>green text

I have a facebook that I made in high school for a project, but I haven't really used it at all since I started college.
My friends convinced me to download snapchat but it was filled with so many ads and the entire premise was terrible, so I uninstalled it.
I'm not really active on any social media.

yes, user, that's the problem. I CAN'T greentext.
>it always comes up as regular text

Is there any way of contacting you then? :/

I'm sure you're a really nice guy user, but I don't come here to be personally contacted.
I go to reddit for that :)

Are you ugly?

I think I look pretty average.
Anyway, none of you are helping me with my greentext problem!
Please just explain the steps to doing it.

Why reddit?
Also, I just use the greater than sign and it works, sorry if it doesn't work for you
> ._. See?

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L O N D O N
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Girl here (pic related), I'm so glad I'm not alone. For the longest, I assumed I was the only girl on Sup Forums. What's your name?

> green

How do girls reply to someone they are interested in?

sorry, I can't view the picture because I am in class right now and have text only mode turned on.

My name is Vanessa. How about you?

>you gotta lurk moar.

My name's Hannah. So cool. What OS do you use?

Someone please answer. I need some kind of comparison.

how is lurking more going to change this for me?
I am using the same key as everyone else, but it just doesn't work for me.
>see?

I have windows 10 for all my games and photoshop as well (sometimes I like to help people out in the image modification threads on /wg/), and other than that I have arch.
Windows 7 is on my school laptop, and I also have another really old laptop connected to my tv which is running lubuntu.

bullshit, only real coding grillz are oppressed by the eggplant

Are you using a phone or ?
Do u maybe have any ingame contact? ._.

My Name Is Slim Shady

I don't believe you.
I will if you can tell me how to green text though.

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FEMANON HI DO U REMEMBER ME?

fuck you

Maybe because you keep putting a space in front of it you autist.

Remove space before the > you dip

No, I am posting from my laptop right now.
I don't really want to give out any personal information here. Maybe you could try going on /soc/?

I don't understand what you mean.
>look, there's no space
this line is perfectly aligned with the one above it.

Don't call her an autist dude. You're mean :/

>There's no space guys trust me.
>I'm a gril

I don't understand what you mean.
#>look, there's no space
this line is perfectly aligned with the one above it.
Retard.

Kill me.

not sure why it shows up that way for you.
You can clearly see that there is no space on my end though.
Besides, what reason would I have to lie on the internet?

but you put a # before the greater than sign.
>I'm not putting any spaces or characters in front of the sign.

You're an autist you don't need reasons.

I put it so you see I can put a character there.
>Look
#>This
>Retard

:(
I don't see why you have to be so rude. I'm just trying to learn to use the site.

ok, but what's the point? I can see that it works fine for you, but for some reason it doesn't work for me.
Maybe it's my keyboard?

Welp, it looks like it's not the space. Maybe >she is putting an invisible character.

End my life or yours, I don't care which.

If this wasn't a "girl" posting this thread you'd all be sperging out without even entertaining the idea this is a shitpost

Nerd virgins fuck off Sup Forums is Chad's board now

Shut up girls aren't real

please don't do that! If you are feeling unhappy you should talk to a family member, friend, or a doctor.

Why are you being so mean to the people helping me? I still haven't figured out what the problem is, but I am very happy that there are so many people willing to give me advice.

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K I L L MY E D A D D Y

Are you a 2D or 3D girl?

>kek == $0

are you a hacker?
Is someone hacking me and adding a space before all my greentext attempts? I really am confused now.

>kill my edaddy
what do you mean by this?

how could I be a 2d girl?

Hey guys femanon here!
>50 guaranteed white knight responses

do you cum when masturbating?

I don't really masturbate a lot.
I want to save myself for whoever I get married to as much as I can.

>how could I be a 2d girl?
Same way you could be a 3D girl, in imaginations of everyone replying to this thread.

If you have to ask, she isn't interested

In their imaginations?
Well I'm not sure what people are imagining me to look as, but the facts are that I'm a girl.
It's impossible for a human to be 2d though.

stop this

Then why if I do
>This
Works?

No matter how feminine your penis is, you aren't a girl :-(

I am, though :-)

Let's try this

>copy paste my text
>exactly as it appears

>genuinly replying to this thread
:-(

Ew, I don't have a penis.
I wouldn't be a girl if I had a penis.

>Let's try this

>>copy paste my text
>>exactly as it appears
I hope this works

Pretty disappointing how a thread with an interesting topic on Sup Forums would receive 5 replies before being archived yet this cancerous abomination is allowed to go on. What the fuck is wrong with this place

>boring ass bait

I'm sorry if I bumped off your thread user.
I just wanted some help :(

First you must install Gentoo.

how the fuck is this faggot "ungreentexing" while using >

>green text
\>green text?
>black text?
>green text aligned the same

I installed arch, but I've only tried posting on Sup Forums from my phone and windows 10.
Do I have to be on Linux for it to work? I can try tomorrow on arch.

I'm not a faggot, I'm a straight girl.
Also, I know!!! It's so annoying and I don't know why its happening.

its called FOSS not Free Software.

>not even close

ok seriously HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS?
Is it like a boy's club thing and girls aren't allowed to type in green? I'm so confused right now.

>black

˃no idea

black text >black text
>green text

How do you get a smaller >?

˃:D
>:D
˃:D
>:D
˃:D
>:D
˃:D
>:D
˃:D
>:D
˃:D
>:D

>hmmmm

i'll get you someday

Why are you smiling so angrily, it offends me
>:(

how

>black text
>green text

>Do I have to be on Linux for it to work?
It might actually be close to that. Are you doing the black text by putting a CR before it instead of a LF?

⏦>being this new

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›would you look at that

>implying i'm not a girl

˃i'm an apache attack helicopter

〉ket
›guillemet
>greater than

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

It's like you don't even try anymore.

Did you think you would impress some random internet strangers today blacktexting? Did you think that it took more than a simple textdump to look at what you are actually posting? No.

It was none of those things.

You've just lost your touch.

I'm sorry, but now you must go.

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