Human subject without Facebook profile detected

>Human subject without Facebook profile detected
>Red alert
This thing will chase you soon.

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What happens when it catches you?

anal sex

*whips out thinkpad*
*boots up arch*
*syncs repos*
*fixes X*
*opens hyper minimal i3 setup*
*spawns 50 zsh instances in tmux*
*hacks u*
I don't think so. ;^)

Finally!!!

>boots up arch
>not installs arch

Incapacitates you until the next police officer arrives to create your missing Facebook profile

So basically a bunch of Sup Forums users and high ranking NSA/FBI/CIA people are going to get buttfucked by robots? Sounds like a fair trade.

extra flags for Sup Forums
test

I'm heading innawoods if these things get mass-produced. I don't think they'd be able to handle forest terrain.

No escape
youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ

and this
youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY

Well, shit.

There will be millions of robots like these,
just even better ones

Equipped with night vision, LIDAR, super-human hearing and RF sensors
Swarms of flying drones with infrared cameras will help them locate their target

Tirelessly marching

>Raise-stomp, raise-stop.

No rolling on flexible feet like us lowly meat things.

Yeah, Boston dynamics' atlas is a bit more sophisticated in terms of the terrain it can cover, but it lacks in efficiency when compared with DURUS.

They should step up their game. Hehehehehehehe

lol is that thing reversing?

It looks like a drunk person when it's walking through the woods

>using the smiley with a carat nose