We all have desires

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i don't get the joke

Thinkpad cucks are outclassed on every front by the new Macbook Pro with Touchbar (TM)(Copyright by Apple California, USA)

I don't get it

While you're compiling Gentoo on your thinkpad T60 in the basement your gf is probably out there in a coffeeshop designing websites with Pajeet on his Macbook Pro.

i hate this meme the word cuck is overused but this meme is literally cucky

You are the Linux. The other guy is fucking your girlfriend.

Completely idiotic joke because Linux users don't have girlfriends.

but I've never had a girlfriend and I don't know any guys

oooh, get it now, nice of u to explain

Old or Trash?

She must be in a pretty bad dilemma

Well to be fair she is a Chinese cartoon drawing.

what did he mean by this?

Well, the guy she tells me not to worry about is gay, so I don't see the problem.

>USA
shed a tear right there

Honor kill her.

Not only do Linux users don't even know what a girl is but Mac users are all homosexuals. This joke is stupid on all fronts.

>Completely idiotic joke because Linux users don't have girlfriends.
B-but i have one... And a wife... Oh, forgot to mention: my life is great.

>Thinkpad cucks are outclassed on every front by the new Macbook Pro with Touchbar
This is true. Almost exclusively because they refuse to use anything newer than 5 years old.

All praise to Allah, who granted us victory on filthy infidels

Consumerism was a mistake.

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no, you were