Lucky urine damage

>have celeron laptop
>accidentally pee on it
>urine is practically the worst thing for electronics
>crusty green fuzz on the motherboard
>he's dead jim . wav
>find a replacement mobo for $50
>except it's an i5 instead of a celeron
>mfw pissing on my gear lucked me into a great bang-for-buck upgrade
Is there anyone with better luck than me when it comes to pissing on laptops?

how do you accidently piss on a laptop?

Squirt during a cam show.

What the fuck man, what's wrong with you!???

t. siscon whohugs a blank body pillow.at night while looking at pictures of his blood sister

...

>accidentally pee on it
this is my fetish

nothing wrong with the last part. pillow is gay af though

I pretend its my blood sister whilst hugging it. It helps me go to sleep and post-pone my suicide a little longer.

>tfw no blood sister to pretend about

Let's not get distracted. The point is my amazing luck. This thing's got hyperthreading and shit!

This is not how things end for most people when they piss on electronics.

How the heck do you piss on a laptop?

>crusty green fuzz on the motherboard

that's not how urine dries

t. 33 year old NEET robot

it sounds like you're evading the question

You just get it in the right vacinity and let 'er rip!

Also there is literally a $170 difference in MSRP between these chips.

>that's not how urine dries
It is when it literally eats into the motherboard PCB, corroding the copper and forming, what, cupric nitrate?

it sound like you're jelly

are you science

What laptop?

I peed on a laptop once.

>accidentally pee on it
kek

when i was, like, two years old, i peed on commodore and it died. i still don't quite understand how is it possible for my family to not keep hating me today

but you're capable of writing posts on computer, so i bet you're not two years old. what is wrong with you

Hey, when I was about two I put raw spaghetti on a VHS recorder and managed to break something inside it. My family is fine with me. They just think it was funny, maybe not at the time because they had to repair it, but still.

>there's a timeline where people don't pee on laptops
Questionable

pics or it didn't happen

>he paid $50 for a probably first-get i5
ok

this is why I keep a piss bottle around

>Let's not get distracted.
Too late. Way too late.

>Is there anyone with better luck than me when it comes to pissing on laptops?
I do. I've never pissed on a laptop whether accidental or otherwise. You are simply a degenerate.

On the dunny and my penis slipped from between my legs.

Took me a while of mental mechanics to realize the thing in the girls one is a plug.

Only sometimes.

Literally nothing.

I already cleaned it up trying to get it to work, but I can show you the internal damage to the PCB in a bit, though it's more subtle.

lol no, broadwell

For what?

>rationalizing your abject lack of pissluck
sasuga Sup Forums

Alright here you go. You can see the light areas near the corners of some components and some test points?

That's where the urine got inside the PCB and corroded the inner copper layers.

Thanks user, you saved me some time.

I wanna fug cocoa

I don't think it's a plug, no one would want to insert something in their daughters vagina for them to pee, more than likely it goes over the girls pee hole, and the rest of it is to cover any excess that might leak out if it's not posited properly.

cocoa a shit
>accidentally piss on laptop
how the hell

>this thread

Seriously, one of (You) should make a poll to check if this is a thing.