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Still learning Racket.

Thank you for using an anime image.

Learn basic program concepts on some easy language at first.
Personally, I started with BASIC, you may start with C or Pascal.
You must get a grasp on programming basics first, later you'll choose where to move on.

no FP rhetoricians edition

whrere are the anime images?!

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Thank you for not using an anim-

what did he mean by this?

rustaceans report in!

HIYA

They couldn't have pick a more obnoxious name.

>sjw language
>obnoxious names
no shit.

>waah waah why do i have to treat people with respect

I want to make a tool for A/B testing websites, using Laravel (PHP) and some hip Javascript frontend framework, like React, to display the dashboard with statistics results.

>he
Check your fucking pronouns this is a rust friendly thread

>what you call (insert progressive rich-white-kid nonsense here) I call being a decent human being

is rust the best language for me if i'm a peaceful protester?

why are all the developers white males?

not enuff diversity

ok

some of them are white but suddenly become jew when convenient

Are there any JIT compilers for Rust? Can Just in Rust be a thing already?

And some of them try to become women when convenient.

im new to programming.
i hear c# is pretty good. can you guys suggest some books i can use to get started with the language?

agreed, fuck white people

>strawman

and fuck drumpf

Wait, is Rust really an SJWlang?

If they're thin, passable, have feminine penis, and will wear thigh-highs, I don't mind so much. But the moment they try to get me to switch from OOP to functional I'm going to Teena their ass.

are you really this new?

literally nothing wrong with rust
>muh sjw bogeyman
so what

depends on your definition of "new". but no, I've been on this site for quite a while now.

oh boy you are in for a rude awakening

hope you don't find out that mozilla fired their CEO because SJWs got mad at free speech

>OOP
stopped reading right there.

>have feminine penis
This does not exist. C or P: you must pick one.

rust-lang.org/en-US/team.html

take a look
all bearded numales

There are some people in the Community Team who may or may not be women.

well, fuck it then.
>no anime
Yeah, I guess fuck this language.

reddit.com/r/rust/comments/2rvrzx/our_code_of_conduct_please_read/

rust-lang.org/en-US/conduct.html

the code of conduct was taken fromcontributor-covenant.org/ which is made by

github.com/CoralineAda
>Code witch. Notorious SJW. @CoralineAda on Twitter.
>GitHub Staff

Oh they exist. I would post webm proof but rules. Hormones make the penis and testicles shrink and become cute and feminine.

who cares

Oh I do believe you, I was more implying that combining 'penis' or 'testicles' with 'feminine' would be seen as an oxymoron by many.

steve klabnik, core rust contributor and SJW

>sjw language
>is still objectively a cool language

it's hard

OOP is outmoded among pajeets, innit?

can rustfags ever show their faces here again after this?

Is this some sort of nigger-speak? Please use proper English.

yes

I can't speak pajeet English.

>steve klabnik
>core rust contributor
That's what he thinks he is. He's actually just in charge of writing documentation and even fails in doing that. He's a failure like Antifa.

It's almost like everyone should stop arguing with one another about how best to be nice to one another and just... be nice.

shit, far left and far right movements are retarded

a little like sjw and pol

It's telling that you think "pajeet English" is proper English. I guess that's just what O*P does to your brain.

>sjwism is remotely far left
read a book

>a left-wing board
>far right
what did he mean by this?

what are you putting in your commit messages that the code of conduct affects you?
Fixed three memory leaks, prevented a race condition, Hitler did nothing wrong

fucking bigot DELET

Sorry, I don't understand pajeet English, it's probably due to OOP.

Hooray, /dpt/ has finally achieved common sense. Next milestone: strong AI, ETA 2050.

Add slave database in case master goes down.

/dpt/ has always been a natsoc general, are you new?

just be sensible and use "primary" and "secondary"

Secondary could imply another database at root level. Slave tells you the database is redundant.

I've been here since /dpt/s started. We seem to be remarkably tolerant of feminine penises for natsoc.

ok use "primary" and "backup"

"backup" implies that the database is only used to archive "primary".

you may not be aware due to your obvious neglect of history books, but traps and catboys were popularized in the modern era by nazis

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I thought that was just in Hellsing :(

I'm working on finding a project to work on.

?

make a project idea generator

openmw

blogs.tedneward.com/post/the-vietnam-of-computer-science/
Anyone familiar with this article?
It's sad, really, that programmers were supposed to be these above averege intelligent people, and yet so many of us have fallen miserably for the OOP meme, that solves 5 problems while introducing another 20. How did this happen? How did we get here??

capitalism and the desire for interchangeable programmers

They needed more programmers, and most people are not smart enough.
The only solution was to dumb down programming. Silliness resulted.

>le programming is hard

>so many of us have fallen miserably for the OOP meme
which you fully deserve since only retards can possibly fall for it.

don't you have a trump protest you should be rioting at?
>le

>why do people hold other opinions waah waah

Actually, I didn't say that programming is hard, I said that most people aren't smart enough.
You can either infer that programming is hard, or (as I intended) infer that... most people are dumb.

>only retards can possibly fall for it.
Or maybe people that are told for their entire educational path by supposedly smarter and more experienced people that OOP is the ultimate paradigm that solves all our problems, and since they're just newbies they have no idea? Just maybe?

How was that in any context a response to what I just said?

you don't need to be smart to program

I didn't say that you had to be smart to program, I said that most people aren't smart *enough* to program(equivalent to 'most people are too dumb').
You can either infer that programming is hard, or (as I intended) infer that... most people are dumb.

which is why I called them retards. also known as people who aren't able to think for themselves. it's easier to blame """"""""the system"""""""" like you leftist fucks always like to but that isn't the case here. it's your own fault.

instead we should blame (((the system)))

Welcome to /dpt/. We're happy that you joined our community.
Since you're new here, it's okay for you to say silly things, but let me just correct you on this one:
programmer ≠ script kiddie

well memed
programmers just don't fit my definition of smart

maybe some programmers do, most don't

which would make you a leftist retard. nobody else is responsible for your own retardation (adopting obviously false and stupid ideas)

>playing dumb

>you don't have any knowledge or experience in programming
>you made a mistake, you can't think for yourself you fucking retard ayy lmao

>you leftist fucks
>you have different opinion than me on this copletely unrelated to politics subject, therefore you're leftist
That's just plain SJW logic right there

fuck you ((leftist)) and fuck non-white people

dunno how you can blame capitalism for being a retard to be brutally honest

Head First C# is a pretty good one

>supposedly smarter
exactly.
>OOP is the ultimate paradigm that solves all our problems
obviously communism will solve our problems too. why don't you believe me?

>Rust will solve all of our security problems

who are you quoting?

Rust will solve all of our security problems