/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
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>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic v2.0 "Still Unfinished Edition"
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Old News
• user gets off work early, finds three packages waiting for him and some Pepe stickers • user gets a multi-tool • user tries out the KZ ATR, they're no ATE and user feels lied to mods them to be louder • user's Banggood bought Zuk Z2 came preloaded with malware • While looking at repro carts user finds sellers are just selling flashcarts with pre-loaded games on the microsd >New News
• user posts webm of the Falcon 250 Pro • Cheap Kimi no Na wa replica bracelet is posted Even Sup Forums gets in on it • user has some NFC tags arrive, unfortunately only 4 out 20 work uses them to make Lego Dimensions NFC tags • user bought a fake watch and it took two months for AliExpress get him a refund • user stocks up on Chinese teas before they're no longer sold on AliExpress • Accusations of me not including news about Xiaomi phones preloaded with vendor roms are shot down • The latest fidgeting crazy, shit that spins • After getting sent Outemu switches instead of the Cherry MX ones he ordered the seller finally agrees to gives user a refund
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aliexpress.com/item/lesadfrog/32730740891.html
s.aliexpress.com/ENVfqam2
banggood.com/Bluetooth-3_0-Wireless-Optical-Mouse-1200DPI-For-Mac-Laptop-p-968914.html
posti.fi/business-news/english/current/2015/20150608_Alibaba_group.html
youtu.be/P-MO8cad0eE
youtube.com/watch?v=LGnUI4Q3JOM
aliexpress.com/store/product/INFANTRY-Red-Dial-Men-s-Analog-Quartz-Royal-Police-Sports-Wrist-Watch-Rubber-Strap-Clock/235761_1300044532.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-Car-MP3-Player-Wireless-FM-Transmitter-Modulator-USB-SD-CD-MMC-Remote-XRC/32640039635.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.17.oeylfN&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000053_10000007_10000050_10084_10083_10000047_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121,searchweb201603_3,afswitch_3,single_sort_1_price_asc&btsid=31b24660-4b60-4e0f-9092-73c9c42b185f
ebay.com/itm/HOT-Wireless-Music-to-Car-Radio-FM-Transmitter-For-3-5mm-MP3-Smart-Phone-/172277661244?hash=item281c8c7e3c:g:yIoAAOSwLVZVt28q
world.tmall.com/item/37972429952.htm#detail?
twitter.com/AnonBabble

lithuania is the world's greatest country

Hello chinklords i want to get a chink gamepad that has proper analogs and triggers any recommendations?

in paedophilia

and committing sudoku

and low-cost vpn providers

well if it was expensive, even more of 'em would top themselves.

gave in and ordered meme zircons
how long would this last me

depends, older zircons broke within 2-8 weeks but some anons pointed out that there is a better revision that lasts longer

which is not a bad idea either

Zircons or KZ HDSE guys?

The Lithuanians aren't buying the vpn service, they're selling it to people who want to anonymously dislike comfy's youtube videos

Any recommendation for mice?
I'd like a bluetooth mouse that either lasts very long or is rechargable easily (with microUSB).
It also has to have back/forward buttons, if possible.
Anyone here has experiences with that?

I want a pepe plushie

aliexpress.com/item/lesadfrog/32730740891.html

lmao these fake reviews

Xiaomi Gamepad or Gamesir G3S

s.aliexpress.com/ENVfqam2

...

So Im a bit late to the party to hear that tea isnt sold on alieexpress anymore. Is there any other place where I can get some chink tea?

Differences between ZST and ZST pro? Is the silver meme worth it and is it available with a mic/remote?

>So Im a bit late to the party to hear that tea isnt sold on alieexpress anymore.
Why?

Something in line of no longer being allowed since january. I do still see plenty of tea products for sale, so i'll have to make use of that while still possible.

>Ksenia
>Finland
Yeah, no

I've been searching for one for a while too.
This one is one that fits the 5 button + rechargeable criteria.
I just don't know if you can use it while recharging nor the actual quality.
I still didn't pull the trigger.
banggood.com/Bluetooth-3_0-Wireless-Optical-Mouse-1200DPI-For-Mac-Laptop-p-968914.html

...

posti.fi/business-news/english/current/2015/20150608_Alibaba_group.html

>Cainiao will benefit from Finland's location and Posti's knowledge of Russia's logistics market
I'm so sorry, dear Russians

>buy shit during 11/11 sale
>it still isn't here
>message seller back in January asking for refund
>stinky chinky says he contacted the shipper and it will be here soon
>say I want extended buyer protection and will file dispute after 20 days
>20 days later still hasnt showed
>tracking shows still in china
>ask for refund
>stinky chinky begs me to wait another 20 days and says he "contacted the shipper and it will be here soon"
>give him 3 more days
>ask for refund again. tell him I'm going to open a dispute if he doesnt refund and feeds me the same bullshit again
>chinky give me the "contacted the shipper and it will be here soon" line again
>open dispute
>he sends me an angry note in broken english

fuck all stinky chinkys

>he sends me an angry note in broken english
post it

I want to be unoriginal.
Can someone link me this as a painting or a pillowcase or something?

I bought the one on the left on 11/11, it's great.

My biggest package from ali so far.
It would be such a shame not to share its contents with my beloved /csg/ community

chink dragon dildo

The user who posted that here. Health tea house is just transitioning to ebay. I don't know if it's a law or not, but most people have always considered it to be a holy grail of tea.

They'll probably be slowly readding their catalog on ebay as time goes on, since new year just ended

A mechanical keyboard

Amazon won't ship a magicforce 108 gateron blue to New Zealand, I'll have to get it redirected by NZ post for $20. I wish it were available on chink sites.

5 kilogram and 5.4 usd ?
got me curious

ps.: get a better camera

wrong
nope
Camera is ok, my light is terrible.

Its the foam digit meme clock.

Actually quite happy with this one.
Expected the digits to fall off right on the day I put them on, but they are still there.
Overall quality is quite good, everything was nicely cut.
Assembly and installation was nice to do.
Tick tack is like a regular wall clock.
Cost me 11,76€

aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-3D-big-size-wall-clock-mirror-sticker-DIY-brief-living-room-decor-meetting-room-wall/32331830950.html

>one monitor
>commie flag
GET OUT OF MY BOARD!!!!!

mfw similar situation but with ebay. I forwarded seller's repeated replies to ebay and got a refund.

>tfw tracking hasn't changed in 10 days
In the meantime, I'm considering buying elephone elecam explorer elite action camera. I see it's recommended on csg wiki but does anybody by any chance have one and could share some experience?

Also does anybody have experience in buying anything car related from ali/gear/bang/ebay? I've bought 8ball gear shift knob and I'd need some tools to work on the engine. I can find all the items locally but for double the price hence why I'm asking if anybody has any experience with the quality provided by chinks.
Also car sensors, fog lights, LED lights, any experience is welcome

Thinking about buying a Xiaomi Wowstick and Xiaomi Yeelight RGB.

Are they good?

Any good chink dumbphones for us freetards?

Fuck you banggood!

this, please

Probably like those rigged stacker arcade machines where it's literally impossible to win unless you were the special nth guy provided they didn't reset the machines every day.

I see many tea sellers on Aliexpress, including ones having boxes with multiple different teas. Why wouldn't I buy from them?

Can you give me a link to the store you have bought from? I noticed that sellers sometimes delist their products, just to return a little later.

>that russian feel when all shipments get stuck at finland, because they're not proper packages nor letters according to posti

youtu.be/P-MO8cad0eE

My oneplus one just died, and I'm looking for a new phone.

Should I buy a xiamo redmi note 4 or a lenovo zuk z2?

Or do you have any other recommendations at around or less than 200 dollars?

go fetch em
youtube.com/watch?v=LGnUI4Q3JOM

Why do they go thru Finland tho?

How did it die?

Zuk Z2>Mi5>R4P.

Be honest bros, will this make me look like a school shooter?

aliexpress.com/store/product/INFANTRY-Red-Dial-Men-s-Analog-Quartz-Royal-Police-Sports-Wrist-Watch-Rubber-Strap-Clock/235761_1300044532.html

i want a square watch but cant find anything good

RN3P is still the overall best phone under $200

Need an FM transmitter to blast some dope beats in my Bose sound system. My car only has the small executive cassette tapes and a 6 change CD player.

Regardless, should this product be trusted?
aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-Car-MP3-Player-Wireless-FM-Transmitter-Modulator-USB-SD-CD-MMC-Remote-XRC/32640039635.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.17.oeylfN&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10000032_119_10000025_10000029_430_10000028_10060_10062_10056_10055_10000062_10054_10059_10099_10000022_10000012_10103_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10000056_10000059_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051_10000053_10000007_10000050_10084_10083_10000047_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10115_10000041_10000044_10078_10079_10000038_429_10073_10000035_10121,searchweb201603_3,afswitch_3,single_sort_1_price_asc&btsid=31b24660-4b60-4e0f-9092-73c9c42b185f

Are you white and do you have bags under your eyes? if so, you're a cuck and no watch is going to make a difference

Hello /csg/.

looking for a pair of wireless earphones, ive got 40$to spare.

are the KZ HDSE still the best cause ive got more $$$ to spend

I have one. It's doable but doesnt get very loud. You can turn the volume all the way up but the static is terrible.

I bought a cassette adapter with a 3.5mm cord hanging off of it and it's WAY better. I bought one on ali that didnt work, but i found one at a local Dollar Tree that works perfectly.

Please suggest me a Graphing Calculator.

I am student so it's not like I need a $150 graphing. Just something cheap will do.
Saw the HP 39gs on sale for $15 but some user some threads ago said sometimes they give wrong answers.


So what exactly is my best bet?

Wabbitemu on your android phone desu

ebay.com/itm/HOT-Wireless-Music-to-Car-Radio-FM-Transmitter-For-3-5mm-MP3-Smart-Phone-/172277661244?hash=item281c8c7e3c:g:yIoAAOSwLVZVt28q

i have this one, it works great but you have to keep the phones volume at about half way because if you dont its gonna sound like crap. also the usb cable included is starting to go bad so i would also get a decent micro usb cable.

Zuk Z2 looks like ass compared to the Xiaomi phones though, and the Mi5 is hard to find under $200

Might as well buy a RN4 over a RN3P these days for the price

Meizu EP51 or Xiaomi Sports Bluetooth Headset

No phones allowed during exams.
Just calcs.
Thanks though.

Expect the RN3P is superior to the RN4

Thanks user, i was just looking at the ep51's. Gonna check the xiaomi ones now.

RN4 marginally superior in basically every way

how can you possibly argue that it's better

4000mah

CUSTOM ROMS AND KERNELS

SD650>Mediakek X20
LOS
RR
MOKEE

Comfy donates to Mumkey Jones' Patreon??

Why is there never any 0.01 deals anymore?

Nigga, graphic calcs are obsolete tech. Any Android Phone with a plotting app can do much better.
The only point would be when you're allowed to use a graph calc during tests and android phones not.
If you are looking for a good mathematical calculator, I can recommend the Casio fx-991. I use this thing daily.

no white and no bags under my eyes

>meme rom
>chink rom
hmmmmm

Because
>mediakek

everyone knows that only whites can be mentally disturbed. you're just a thug then.

I know. My teacher is a dick about phones so I have to buy one.
Already use Symbolab in my phone.

Real drama

phone radio is proprietary, never use a phone again.

For some reason you get banned for posting 1 cent deals

looks pretty slick brah

Ah thanks for the heads up, I was getting rather worried. Though i've been hearing about people getting emails from shops messaging them that tea wont be sold anymore on alieexpress starting 2017.

In any case, i'm not too well known with the better shops. Is there an alternative you could suggest other than Health tea house? I've mostly been enjoying green and jasmin tea so far.

Them feels when ordered a few of these for work and they still haven't arrived yet.

I'm tired of this plastic shit

Do you work at a dispensary?

Nope, Just a really chill work environment in the UK aha

Does it matter?

well ignoring that,
>Any good chink dumbphones for us freetards?

You can't do jack without a phone in these times

...

world.tmall.com/item/37972429952.htm#detail?

How would I go about getting this shipped to the good ol' US of A?

You use a agent. Taobaoring is one such middleman service.

>accusation shot down
>user doesn't post any links, only a self made green text
Okay.

Useless screen, fuck, my old Sony Ericssons beat that shit

Only one of those are Bluetooth. I prefer the comfort of wireless over the slightly better sound quality, so I went with hdse

They're news from previous threads. Use the archives.

>posts proof
>can't link to proof

but it's
a e s t h e t i c

>Mumkey Jones'
who is this