I'm curious about Sup Forumss user base. I have 2 questions

I'm curious about Sup Forumss user base. I have 2 questions.
1. Have you ever written a working piece of code
2. If you have. Were you ever paid to write code.

>no
>no
I'm here to post anime-style pedophile masturbatory material in the form of screenfetch threads

No on both counts. I'm usually just here to read shitposts.

>yes
>yes
I'm here to frog-post intellectual masturbatory material in the form of mechanical keyboard threads

>yes
>yes
Shitty questions desu

>yes
>no
Do you expect any of the autistic hikkis on this board to have jobs?

Yes
Yes

Yes
Yes

Its my Job, so yes yes

>were you ever paid to write code
>install gentoo

>yes
>almost

>1. Have you ever written a working piece of code

Yes

>2. If you have. Were you ever paid to write code.

Yes

Yes
Yes

>"a working piece of code"
int main(void){ return 0; }

is a working piece of code, so that's a bit low.

still, to answer OP's questions, yes and yes.

I'm just trying to figure out what percentage of this board is Sup Forumsbabies and Sup Forums spill-over.

Every board now has Sup Forums spillover, but being a user of Sup Forums and Sup Forums are not mutually exclusive. People's interest in politics has exploded since Brexit, Trump's election and the rise of islamic extremism. Sup Forums must comfortably be the second busiest board now.

One time a copy and pasted a wicked cool HTML layout on my myspace and changed the background to pic related; Shit was so cash

> i didnt get paid money but mom got mad and some girl touched me peepee

Who's the first? Sup Forums?

Of course, by a long, long way.

also, Sup Forums went to shit over the years. it used to be a place for entertaining shitstorms; nowadays it's 90% porn.
my guess is that quite a large portion of Sup Forums is people who grew tired of Sup Forums and wanted to continue the discussions and shitstorms somewhere else.

I agree Sup Forums started to lose its way in summer of 2008, by 2010 it has become an absolute cess pit, a good thing for me as it meant I discovered all the other boards.

I made a few websites, if that qualifies.

Yes
Yes, but now I do real work.

>yes
>yes

I'm here to shitpost about Linux.

Im super happy I can trigger you by invading your safe space.

Btw net neutrality is a horrendous monstrosity

So this is a programming and paid programers board now? Seriously, kys

1. Yes
2. No, it's mostly a hobby

>code

>yes
>yes
i'm a senior dev at a major it company.

i never visit programming threads, i'm just here for pc building and watch threads

>Yes
>Yes
In fact I'm doing it as we speak

So slightly annoyed now passes for triggered on Sup Forums. No wonder that boards gone to shit.

I work at an engineering company. I'm and engineering tech, so I do whatever needs doing including programing. I'm working on reverse engineering a jet engine ecu at the moment.

>Yes
>No
I'm still in college hoping for a job from my software development degree so maybe one day I won't rely on autism bucks anymore.

print ("Hello World")

Yes
No

no
no

>1. Have you ever written a working piece of code
Yes
>2. If you have. Were you ever paid to write code.
No, I don't want to. If programming was my profession I would run out of passion that I have. I do programming because I have genuine interest in it, not because I want to milk money out of it.

1.
YES

2.
Yes maintained the site for 4 years and then just created a new one

>yes
>yes
I'm just here to shitpost "nothing to hide nothing to fear" though

>Nothing to hide
>Nothing to wear

>yes
>yes
I haven't written a line of code outside of work in 4 months
kill me

Nah, i'm not a slave code monkey, we got some sysadmin monkey at the office to do that stuff.
We talk about Linux from time to time, too bad he's a pleb and can barely manage windows servers.

It isn't my profession either, and I feel the same way you do. My problem is I just have too much energy to sit in a chair all day long. however if your employer finds out you can program. You might get pigeion holed

yes
yes

>yes
>yes
I write C for embedded devices at work.
I hack some C++ at home for fun.
I've made peace with my autism.

>1. Have you ever written a working piece of code
Yes

>2. If you have. Were you ever paid to write code.
Yes

yes
no

I've done html and css but that hardly counts.

>Technology is exclusively programming

kys asap delusional autistic retard

>html
Markup language

>css
Style language

You are right, it doesn't count.

No.
Yes.

yes
yes

>yes
>yes

I've also never riced, stock ubuntu + i3wm and emacs is good enough for me

...

yes
kinda (idk if python counts)

Yes
No
My area of work is not computer related. I come here to ginoo lenux and to laugh at other people.

>yes
>no

Yes
Yes

no
no

Yes, yes. But I'm a mathematician.

yes
no

Yes
Yes

Are there any stats available for these boards activity?

Yes
Yes (intern)

>1. Have you ever written a working piece of code
Yes.
>2. If you have. Were you ever paid to write code.
No.

yes
kinda, I got paid $50 to write a few lines of code that automate something

Does code include scripts in R, UMAKE-SVM, GATK, CMC's, or PLINK?
if so, then
>yes
I do a lot of exome and genome analysis for my job
>yes to the second as well then

>Yes
>Yes

I'm a professional software developer that dabbles in electronics and microcontrollers. there's some smart people here if you dig for the diamonds.

This and shitposting, fag.

Yes.
Yes.

>almost
Please explain this, desu

I have a Ph.D in math so
Yes I have written code
Yes I was paid to write code

Life is easy if you have even an average brain (most of Sup Forums doesn't, basic life skills are trying for the average poster here)

I'm getting paid for writing code right now

Yes and yes.

Do bash scripts count? I've made a couple of them to automate some things. Otherwise, nothing serious.
No.

yes its not hard

why is everyone so obsessed with the word "code" btw?

>1. Have you ever written a working piece of code
Yes

>2. If you have. Were you ever paid to write code.
Yes, and it's probably being used by at least 5-10 of the top universities in the world

0000 0001
0000 0001

The word "programming" is deemed toxic and problematic. "Code" is nice and safe.

>yes
>yes
Here you go

1. yes
2. no, it's just a hobby

Yes, Yes. Also, Java is my waifu

Yes and yes.

It was for my final project of my degree. I haven't written code for money since.

>is a working piece of code
How does it compile?

this isn't something to be proud of, I know because I write software for universities.

>almost everyone I know in top positions in IT has started programming as a hobby at 10-12 years old

Fuck, I only started in university. I just changed HTML and installed cracked games up to that point.

No. No.

I learn real languages like French and Japanese so I can travel and meet people.

1. Yes for a university course. It was neither good nor felt natural to do so. I am bad at it.
2. No, quite the opposite.

I am nervous that infosec will require more writing code than I am capable of. I can manage basic scripting but things like regex are a pain in the ass but incredibly useful.

1. yes
2. nope, university student

Yes and yes.

I even sold a project I wrote all by myself and have been paid for an internship at the datawarehouse of a bank.

Yes and yes.
I've been developing an entire Intranet application for several hundred users ever since I was 15.
Compatible for both computers, tablets...
Internal and external server cooperating on different databases for security (some features must be accessible from the outside).
I'm 19 now, and I'm at the office right now too. I'm in first year college.

>yes
>no
It was just a bunch of shitty bash scripts for organizing my music collection, circa 200 lines of code

Yes and yes.
I'm a compsci student and working as a software dev at a startup for decent money

no
yes

Jokes on you I was actually asking if there were any enigma machine operators on this board. You just assumed I meant programing. I think your the one obsessed user

You have to go back.

>he uses an entire byte to represent boolean values
What language does this

hows the weather in russia comrade?