If programs were restaurants

ITT if a program were a place to eat. Describe it.

The worst and the best. (also OS')

all of them are diarreah on a plate

Install gentoo

macOS: a kaiseki meal served at Tokyo's finest Michelin-starred restaurant

Ganoo/Lincux: Korean BBQ where they even make you slaughter the animal yourself

Windows: street food from a filthy roadside stall in Delhi, mere meters away from a line of defecating Pajeets

FORTRAN
Old diner, decent flood, the menu is kinda hard to read unless you've been there before, quick staff, use to be a big place but not many people come around anymore except for some older crowd, looks like it hasnt really had a change in decore in a long time.

this only begs the question what is the best for a person to use? Designing and building their own OS?

fortran is a language fucknuts,

>Assembly
Buffet style resturant, have a lot of everything but you have to choose carefully cuz you dont have a ton of room on your plate, barely anyone comes around anymore except a handful of enthusiasts, no wait staff so you have to do almost everything yourself.

MacOS - you're spoon fed baby food.
Linux - it's a shop.
Windows - your sandwich is a spy.

In addition to this
>the baby food looks really nice
>if you don't buy carrots you can't buy chocolate but you only needed toilet paper in the first place
>if you don't eat the sandwich they bring you the same sandwich over and over again until you give in

>Opera
Five star supper club, has steak, lobster, veal, anything you want
>Firefox
Nice home meal, full control over the ingredients
>Chrome and friends
McDonald's. Quick and gets the job done but you're restricted to just a few options like burgers and chicken nuggets

> macOS [...] Michelin-starred restaurant
Also you got almost nothing on your plate because it's gastronomic restaurant

> Linux
At least you can get another plate for free

>macOS
Fine restaurant, and expensive as shit. Food tastes kinda shit, but you eat it because you bought it.
>Windows
Adequately priced pizza place. No fancy shit but still no shit that you get from the local mall. Surveillance cameras everywhere.
>GNU/Linux
Ultra cheap buffet where you get unlimited food, but you might have diarrhea the next morning.

>Nice restaurant, and expensive as shit. Food tastes great and is worth every penny
FTFY

>food analogy

>Windows
McDonald's
>macOS
Hell's Kitchen
>Linux
New York Fries

This thread bring back memories

This, but mac OS and Windows make you sign an agreement that you're not going to share the food with anyone and will not try to figure out what it's made of or eat it in a way they don't like. Also, some of the waiters are FBI agents leaving utensils with antennas sticking out of them.

>Windows
Fast food place that puts RFID chips in your food. You can opt out, but they still put the RFID chip in your burger anyway.

>Mac
A restaurant that serves avacados, pretzel buns, macaroons, nuttella, gourmet cupcakes, and whatever cancerous food trend is currently going on. Their silverware looks like one of those lightsabers with twenty dongle attachments.

>GNU/Linux
You make your own food exactly how you want it. Many people are too dumb to even try it.

>Windows
You rent food.
>Mac
You rent free food.
>Linux
The food is all yours.

>macOS
Asian fusion sushi place. The food is really good, but expensive. You are surrounded by hipsters. Also it only serves sushi. If you don't like it, GTFO. You pay for membership once and it costs an arm and a leg.
>Windows
Workplace cafeteria. Food's OK most of the time. You are at the same table with coworkers. Yearly membership.
>Linux
All you can eat buffet. Most of the food is just OK. Some is great, some is spoiled and a small part will literally kill you so pay attention when you choose what you put on your plate. Share the table with neckbeards(some weaiboo neets and some geniuses, almost impossible to tell apart).

Never had a job so I have to make fake metaphors to pretend I am a programmer - the thread

>Also, some of the waiters are FBI agents leaving utensils with antennas sticking out of them.
You're delusional if you think this doesn't happen to open source software.

It was a good analogy dicksucker

>Linux
High quality salad bar. If you know what you're doing you can make some good shit. Otherwise you'll probably spill dressing everywhere and have to start over. You could just do the pre-built, boring side salad too.

>MacOS
A fantastic buffet. Most would argue its worth the price, but there's always cheaper, less featured options like Golden Corral.

>Windows
A fast food restaurant. Sometimes you have a craving for it, but most of the time you're just using it for sustenance. Nothing about it really stands out.

>Windows
McDonald's
>MacOS
Starbucks
>Linux
Subway

windows: subway
macos: red lobster
linux: trashcan behind mcdonalds

/thread

I would feel really anxious eating in a place like that. Give me a fucking booth and some personal space, thanks.