Sup Forums, what's your least favourite programming languages?

Sup Forums, what's your least favourite programming languages?

>inb4 java
>inb4 python
>inb4 anything made after 2010

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> Java
> C#
> Rust
> Python
> Ruby
> Javascript

somebody was telling me a story about how node.js had a plugin that the author removed because they weren't making enough money off it, and it broke like 15,000 websites

the plugin was 3 lines of code that could have been done in css

lisp

>Ruby
>Node.js
>FLWOR
>PL/SQL

>Matlab
>LabVIEW (if you view it as a programming language)

>mathematica
>anything requiring proprietary software to run
>any "golf" language

c++ and lua are quite comfy

My favorite is Ocaml, OP. The one true functional programming language.

>>inb4 java
I don't think that's anyone's favorite language.
>>inb4 python
It's not a bad language. You're just bad at indenting your code.
>>inb4 anything made after 2010
Now you lost me. Most old langs are fucking awful.

Unless you have a citation, I'm going to say that's bullshit. I don't even know how they'd make money.

It also doesn't apply to this thread.

i saw this one project, where these guys were putting code on the stack

java
javascript
vb
php

favs:
c#
typescript
c

anything obscure or 'shit-tier meme' that I had to use for school. In other circumstances I am sure that they would have been fun/interesting, but doing it for school really sucked the fun out things

F#

Didn't like prolog much either but I'd need to give it more time before finalizing my feels in it

Prolog

C++ by far while python is my favorite

from personal experience:
PHP
R
Mathematica
all way worse than Java

i find php to be a chore

XSLT is the most painful thing I've ever used

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Java Java Java

>Java
Can do basically anything, but not always the fastest and easiest.
>Python
Can also basically do anything, but is not fast but VERY easy to program.
>C++
I really like it and I should really use it for it's performance, but I don't really know it that well.
>Php
Just easy to set up http servers with Apache, other than that its utter shit, but it improved with 5.6/7.0

British English. As for programming languages, I don't have one, they're just tools.

Worst:
PHP
Java
Javascript

Best:
C/C++
Typescript/Coffeescript
Python/Ruby

>C/C++
Why are you grouping two completely different languages together?

You must be new here

> inb4: because C++ is C with classes
Because C++ has inherited lots of things from C

Worst (that I know):
>C
>JavaScript, Python and basically any interpreted language for any big project
Best:
>C++ if you're not retarded, if you're retarded enough to need to use a stripped down version (C), you'll write shit code anyway
>C# if you don't hate Microsoft

No user, I'm pretty sure you're the new one here.

So has Java, so has Javascipt, so has D, so has Rust, so has C#, so has Go, so has every fucking C-like curly braces language.

C++ and C are extremely different languages, and diverged decades ago.
If you look at an example of modern idiomatic C and modern idiomatic C++, they're completely fucking different.

>C++, C#
Is it even possible for someone to have worse taste?

C# and javascript isnt a programming language its a virtual machine you onion

C++

It's way too convoluted and has way too many traps to fall into.

>inb4 git gud

> So has Java, etc.
I mean inheriting semantics, not only syntax.
C++ fully preserves C semantics, Java doesn't

Java desu desu.

Of course, I write Java all day erry day at work, so it might just be Stockholm syndrome.

Do you write enterprise Java at work? If so, I understand how you feel.

Lol retard how about you learn hot to program first.

>As for programming languages, I don't have one, they're just tools.
Yeah, I don't know why we have these threads everyday.

>inb4 correct answers
Why? There's nothing good with java and python is for lazy idiots who can't program properly.

A reminder why JavaEE is shit

B-but python doesn't have to be your main language. I use it for prototyping or scripts and it saves huge amounts of time

Java and python

Life sucks and then you die.

But you're not going to do full transaction shit much easier than with Spring, and you can arrange it all a bit more easily than that.

And if you're lucky, you're on the clouds and can use pic related, spark, and so on instead. Not perfect either, but as good as it probably gets right now. Much more fun than trying to do ~the same with anything else.

>ctrl f
>No COBOL

Fuck, if it wasn't for legacy systems I would never have had to learn that terrible shit.

>modern C and C++ are completely different
the only difference is that C code is half directives and half code, and with C++ it's closer to 85/15. They're extremely similar.

Least favorite of the languages I've used over my life:
Hack
Javascript
x86 (though learning it has probably been the most valuable part of my career)

Favorite:
C++
Java (stay mad, the IDEs are so good making programs is nothing and I'm too lazy to learn python these days)
C

Why are dumb devs so whiny, what a faggot

try using any C library in C++ without extern

Fucking this holy shit. Literally the worst piece of shit I ever used, not portable at all, you need to rely on maximum paid addons to do anything useful, julia blows it out of the water and yet it's still """"""a standard""""""

guaranteed replies, here's your (You)

>x86
>language

Anything with 1-based indexing

Scratch

Real talk now: Since everyone considers PHP to be kill-yourself tier in terms of enjoyability, what's your favorite language for webshit / programming a website's backend?

>C#
>Javascript
>Prolog
>Smalltalk
I can't even imagine doing anything productive in the last two.

1. Go
2. R
3. MATLAB