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>inb4 I don't have a google account
>inb4 op can't inb4

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Thanks, OP. Now I'll be spending the next few hours deleting embarrassing shit I said 9 years ago.

How did I not know this existed. thank OP

This has to be new, I was looking for a way to look at old comments recently.

>all those thumbs up on dumb shit I said

"I got an idea: ten ways to make potato cry"
On a minecraft video

Whoa you niggers actually made youtube comments?
No wonder they were so fucking unreadably retarded

>NO DELETE ALL OPTION

jesus christ some of these aren't even that fucking old and they are cringy as fuck

Wow.

Learn how to screen shot and compress images retard

then
>Watched shitty minecraft hacked videos
>just told people to fuck off
now
>unironically has youtube red
>doesn't know how to screenshot
looks like you haven't gotten any better

Didn't even know this feature existed and I literally looked for it before using google wtf

it must be new, I also looked for it before

>can't remember the last time I commented on a youtube, probably something about music
>mfw seeing all those comments made by 14 and 15 year old me
OH FUCK. FUCK.

Can anyone else find these or am I safe?

>this stresses me out more than it should
youtube.com/watch?v=eLsZTIGpA7g
still does
fuck

Amazing, I can pinpoint the exact moment I found Sup Forums. It was 8 years ago.

At least youtube is taking steps towards unfucking the comment section

If they go to those videos and scroll down they can still see them
But they can't view your whole history

>those shitty comments from only 3 years ago
>taking a picture of your screen

you must be over 18 to post on this site.

Oh, good. I want to save these for my own archival purposes but I would die if anybody else saw me making these Sup Forums-tier comments.

i literally don't have a good goy account

>how to make cute dresses
>is this for guys too?
>2009


Mfw

>Fucking Bill O'Reilly.

>He's lying about drinking, you can tell because he looks away when he says, "No, I don't drink." You can always tell when people are lying by their eyes, dude.

>Legalize Weed! :D
9 years ago.

"hey its George lol funny video btw you and Carlos and Kyle should come over and we should film something funny and put it on youtube"

kek

Not very many posting comments including OP

>Make Yoshi from Yoshi's woolly world

>Eyjafjallajokull volcano eruption

only comments i have

>You have no comments or replies on videos

I've been a member of Youtube since 2006, before Google bought it out. I've made many comments.

I stopped commenting when Google initiated their bullshit, such as disabling the ability to comment unless you sign up to their shitty social network.

Conclusion: Anyone who has comments from the OP link is a newfag and an idiot.

>I've made many comments
>Anyone who has comments from the OP link is a newfag and an idiot
???

>You're a fucking idiot. You should not have to just do what officers tell you because they are wearing a uniform, you should only do what is required by law.

Was it a boxxy video :3

>4 years ago
>I keep coming back to watch this everyday
>youtube.com/watch?v=OsROQUWaHnQ

I had about 50 comments and just deleted 30 of them.

Not bad at all.

>Disregards the rest of the post which explains it fully.

You are truly an idiot. Get off Sup Forums this second.

i haven't socialized wearing a name online since 2003

>4 years ago
So you're 16 now?

No, 20

No, it was Tay Zonday's Chocolate Rain video back in 2007. There's also a "SHOOP DA WHOOP" comment.

;^)

All it mentions is the shitty Google+ push a few years ago
How does that explain anything you retard

I was a member since like 2008

but I'm on my second or third account

meant to quote

>tfw you'll never be a 15-year-old discovering Sup Forums for the first time ever again
I can't believe how much this site has become a part of my life and how it's gone on for so long.

Somebody should put these comments in the national archive

Really embodies the old internet before the consolidation

It's too bad all of my posts on Sup Forums from that time are gone. I'd have no idea of knowing which are mine even if an archive was available anyway.

I expected to feel embarrassed, but I just feel nostalgic instead.

I could guarantee that over half my posts on Sup Forums were telling nornalfags to fuck off

I opened this on my phone and I couldn't be bothered opening it on my pc. I got given $400 iTunes and I only have an iPad I was given so I'm using it for youtube red.

Is it even worth it? What do you watch on it?

Damn I had some cringy comments. And I was in my 30's when I made them.

I watch youtube on the iPad, my PC and my TV with chromecast occasionally.

kek
i don't remember any of these comments

I just like no ads

IKR

I engage in too many youtube comments shitposts to ever reach bottom of that page.

Why can't google change infinite scrolling to something usable?

The worst part of reading old cringy comments is realizing that in another 5-10 years you'll look back at whatever comments you're making now wherever they end up archived the same way.

Will mods ban an underage if he gets doxed?

lol

posted to Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Carols 2006

Commented on Muse - Muscle Museum (Hey, you crazy kids!)
lolz


...'nuff said
8 years ago

not my first but I like it:
>Commented on Mirror's Edge PC Trailer
>woah
>gearbox likes its PCs better than consols
>i feel ripped off with the 360 version
>8 years ago

FUCK NOW I HAVE TO SPEND ALL DAY DELETING ALL OF THESE

Someone just make a script really quick that does this

just use the API you mong

>You have no comments or replies on videos
faggot

I have comments from 9 years ago retard

He probably said that to sound like an oldfag then realized it made no sense and backed off

Not so terrible.The 8 year old Sup Forumstard comments are the worst.

forgot pic

Oh man, I was 13. I don't even remember what YouTube was like back then.

Holy shit, I don't remember being this aggressive...

Nah, now it's just mostly answers on my own channel.

paste script plz
or if you want the publicity like some kind of faggot you could publish it as a tampermonkey script before anyone else does

>sped
This was a word at one point?

>not using image recognition software to turn it into text

cool, now make it into a webapp and make some money

Yeah, like short form for special-education but intended to be more offensive. I totally forgot that word was around when I was a kid.

"special ed" has been around forever. You'd have to be pretty sped to shorten it to sped, though.

I still use special ed as an insult but I've never heard it shortened to sped
Are you sure you weren't sped, user?

My excuse is that I was 13 years old

>sped

yeah the boys

Never posted any comment.
I was tempted a few times, but they want me to make a Google+ account and link it in order to make a comment.
Fuck that.

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IM ON YOUR /B DOING YOUR MEMES
Posted 10 years ago


wow....

youtube.com/watch?v=eFMx-c3j9Iw

My God. I'm high as fuck, and I just realized that I fucking love fat girls!!! Trish is bangin!

This reminds me. I need to finish my collector.
Right now it goes though a channel and finds everyone's profile who commented on any video that channel uploaded.
If I put in more than one channel it can find users who posted on both.
I want to make nodes connecting everyone and go deeper, find videos those people liked, find users highly correlated with Sup Forums but.. I'm pretty lazy.
Here is a list of channel IDs from terry davis:
pastebin.com/RB5wfXu6

as expected

...

I mean, why though?

Mostly practice.

plus it makes autists freak out when I find out who they are
It's like this other thing I have with omegle where I log where they are, I like to take their anonymity away I guess. It's interesting. It's like having access to data I'm not supposed to have.

autism

Ah, yeah that's understandable. Writing something like that seems fun once it starts showing results.

>hey look it's one of 7 billion people and they live somewhere on Earth
Great use of time.

>Did you have any hopes of it being real?
I was making fun of a guy for whining that a video on how to turn a PlayStation 2 into a PlayStation 3 wasn't as informative as he thought it'd be.

I had it, but it was pointless. I wouldn't use is if you have it to me for free.

It seems geared towards teenagers with a lot of cringe content. The exclusives are pointless. YouTube Music is interesting, but Spotify is better. Or just use Play Music and upload your songs to it for free.

Shit deal unless you use the mobile application on iOS. I use Android with AdAway so I don't care.

You should apply for a job at facebook or google, since what you're doing now is what those shits do professionally.

You seem to be the autist here.

...

Not anymore.

I've never commented on youtube videos.

>not having comments disabled by your adblocker
>crazy laugh.png

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lol kil yorself
3 years ago

I disabled the history a long tine ago, shit now I can't see my autistic comments that I have posted.

if only there was a single button i could press to load all comments instead of pressing "load moar" and having to scroll and repeat a million times