ITT it's France

ITT it's France.

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oui oui muslims are le very good hohonhon

France la Shit

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*clear throat*

Le bonjour

Impressive

Impressionnant*

la france?

fucking rosbif

ze normans were french

bow to your masters, anglocucks

and see how all good countries drive on the right?

Les Etats-Unis sont français.

Madmoiselle, je n'ai pas mangé depuis six jours

Je me rends.

Oui oui, I love taking dicks up my ass oui.

Honhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon

Wrong flag 2bh

>took French for 3 years in high school
>can't speak it for shit

can you read it at least ?

Tu apprends vite, user.

Barely but I'd only get a general idea about what is written than what is actually there.

i studied it for 11 years from 6th grade through undergrad, and now i'm bretty good

What happens here? Has anyone been there?

ça va?

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bleu blanc rouge, nigger

t. Sadiq Khan

………Paris?

>bleu, blanc, rouge, Frenchman

Kek, so accurate

Charlemagne was a Frenchman you filthy barbarian hon hon hon hon

Sounds like La Poste

delet this

t. Dutchman on vacation with pic related

Looks like the mouth of an englishman desu


I know someone who has lived there. Shitty place, criminals, Straya-tier wildlife, always humid and hot. Not a nice place to raise a kid.

Just reminds me I've just watched this
youtube.com/watch?v=lh2yBdDKkss
Basically it's a guy calling the ESA space center there and only answering with lines by Buzz from Toy's Story. All in french though.

Je mange le baguette.

It's scarily close to reality.

france won ww2 :^)

We did
But we lost the battles

Bonjour, I'm gonna go to the Netherlands on vacation and I will ask shit there to people withouth speaking either Dutch, English or German and expect an answer.

Every time. I just walk away.

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J'aime France

Dutch do the same here, asking stuff in English and getting mad when we don't understand

>always humid and hot
It's like that here but at least we don't have marrones and meme animals and diseases. I've heard that the rainforest is a pretty terrible place to be, once you've discovered a scratch on your arm it's probably already infected.

If the majority of the people in your country don't even speak English, it is practically a third world country.

this

>being proud of being cucked by anglos

Based toothpaste tulipbros.

*J'aime LA France

Congratulations then, all your fellow citizens spend their savings visiting a 3rd world country

NEDERLAND

Well of course, we got to Indonesia too.
ching ping chong hong

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Pretty sure most people in your city-state speak English.

BTFO

>War banter
>By the country that literaly and unironnicaly wouldn't exist if it wasn't for us

Something doesn't add up

Yeah, but it's a meme city-state. Other countries like France actually have a history and culture to be proud of.

I was expecting a sex joke after that greentext

Rainbow Warrior etc

>French "culture"

Zidane did nothing wrong desu

Is this a sieste?

non non c'est bon chef je me rends

You shouldn't hate on the only thing worth eating in Dutch "food"

Bien

>dick thread
>France thread
Why is there so much gay shit on the front page today

I would rather eat moldy triple-creme brie than limburger, desu.

Allo where iz amburger

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If your brie is moldy there's something wrong f.am
But I see what you meant

>Satan trying to associate us with gayness

Gimmie some them soft cheeses. Gonna go nuts on some baguette.

A perfectly great beer, I see nothing wrong with it.

i actually don't eat cheese at all because i don't like it so i can't judge

France has absolute shit food, so shit that I can't even think of a French dish atm

Sup

OH LA VACHE

>This is considered banter in Holland

J'en secoue ma tête

>J'en secoue ma tête

No, don't blow us up.

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I'm going to the cheese shop tomorrow. Thanks, user.

Bring me one author promoting their book, one recording artist promoting their album, some mix of actors promoting their unfortunate play and/or movie, and occasionally some sideshow nutcase for everyone to laugh at. We'll get it started with some political hardball with someone you've never heard of, and couldn't care less about. And they all get to pick their favorite political cartoon of the week in a bit designed for everyone at home to not laugh at.

I'll give you constant awkward grinning as if I may be having a stroke and a painfully unfunny top-ten knockoff, while mes chroniqueurs dig into whatever the guests are saying (or not saying) without a single fucking point or coherent opinion between the two of them.

Sometimes a pathetic comedian makes his way on and we all collectively wince at his sad attempt to be funny, and all the times, watch attractive audience members yawn in the background.

In truth, only watch when Houellebecq is on, because we're running out of Le Pen jokes.

>i actually don't eat cheese at all because i don't like it so i can't judge
It's just the smell. I'm sure it's a fine cheese if you have the stomach for it, but it smells like manure. (Yeah, old brie smells like ammonia, but whatever.)

>France has absolute shit food, so shit that I can't even think of a French dish atm

Frogs and snails m8

>Frogs and snails m8

Fuck that, both are pretty good but they are far from being common dishes

oh you absolute fucker give me that

I've never heard that one before.

french cuisine is beautiful because they understand the supreme majesty of two very important things: 1. high quality, fresh, and simple rural food and 2. butter

It's a shame the best Dutch cheese doesn't even melt that well.

I tried frog once and it was OK but there's no way in hell I'd put a snail in my mouth.

I'd still rather not eat either though to be perfectly honest.

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I bet Eric Zemmour browses Sup Forums

C-Come and get it

I was absolutely disgusted by both when I was younger
Now I'd eat them with pleasure, but for instance I find oysters repulsive

Yeah oysters are repulsive. Frog legs are great but very greasy and small ; escargots are bland, only the sauce is tasty.
They're the kind of dishes you have once every 20 years 2bh

Omelet du fromage

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tfw you will never eat ortolan

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Where in France do you live? I'll pay you €200 to send me a bunch of those cheeses.

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