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Hello Sup Forums
I'm visiting croatia soon is there anything I need to know about croatia customs or cultures

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You'll probably get your organs ripped out, m8.
I wouldn't visit a Balkan shithole if I were you

Just don't act or look muslim and you'll be fine

You'll be there in the height of tourist season so it will be crowded and overpriced as fuck in the main areas like Dubrovnik.

My favourite place was Makarska desu.

Are you visiting any other /balk/ countries?

don't go to shady parts of towns, and you'll be fine

also like this guy said, don't go to tourist traps, you'll pay a fuckton of money for some crappy food while probably 2 streets down there's a restaraunt that sells great food for 5 times less

This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:

>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>was a solid empire in middle ages
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>Jesus
>some people ride bikes to work
>praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos
>hs produkt vhs 2
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones

you will fit right in with the locals
unironically

what? muslims are the flowers of the croatian nation

At the border checkpoint a few men with AKs will aproach you and yell something in Croatian at you. It's nothing to worry, they want you to eat a cevapi and drink a glass of home made rakija to prove you're a friend of the Croatian nation. If you do that they will greet you and all will be ok.

To continue what wrote.
The formal way to greet a Croat is with "Ubi Hrvata". You should extend your right arm and make the Croat patriot sign; it looks like a peace sign but with your thumb extended as well.
That will show the locals that you are a man of good intentions and they will open up to you.

>You should extend your right arm and make the Croat patriot sign; it looks like a peace sign but with your thumb extended as well.

Like the Croatian president does on this picture.

Someone find a paste about racist Croatia

Croatia is a multicultural country, you bigot.

i really hate this pasta

...

ma sjecam se, zna iskocit ponekad jos, uvijek me cringe opere

Make sure you tell them that Croatians are nothing but Catholic Serbs. They need to be reminded and they will thank you for it.

Vhs 2 is preddy good serbro

Where exactly are you going to op?

Slashing the tires the next time I see a Hungarian tourist car because of this post.

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All you need to know about them, it's their essence.

At least the girl is cute

make sure you bring apple macbook with you

Don't go to Dubrovnik

Nice photoshop , still better than the Sultanat you live in

>girl

so this is my third day in Croatia and I already got assaulted by a group of kids calling me names such as nigger, "maymoon?" and so on, until some old lady told them to stop and apologized.

Im still in shock, you are in EU now you primitive fucks. There is no place for racisms, sexism, homophobia nor other hate crimes. Its 21st century for gods sake.

Even your girls are fucking racist. All of them gave me weird looks when I tried to approach them and just turned around and went laughing.
I dont get it, women usually liked me when I was in Germany...

Fuck off Croatia, I wish Serbs killed you all. I cant wait to go back to Sweden.
And my honest opinion to other foreigners is to avoid that place.

¿Who is she? ¿Are all Croatian women look like her?

don't listen to this guy. do come here, bring us all your money, we don't ask too much. I know, I happen to work in the tourist sector. trust me.

Victoria Flamel

she's danish.

>Victoria Flamel

>she's danish.

Fucking liar!! she's danish!