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SEA is such a wonderful place edition

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fuck all the flip

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DUTDUT RALLY IN LUNETA
600 000 TRILLION PEOPLE
"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THE TRASH"
CAN'T CUT THE DUT

We shouldn't have let pinoys make the thread

ALL THOSE NOISY CATS OUTSIDE

IS IT CAT MATING SEASON?

I agree the sea is very beautiful, I used to want to be a sailor

>He cleans up Duterte's rally for free
>FOR FREE

There's no cat meowing here, only birds.

Next time I will make wincest theme thread again.

I just want to say you're all cute.

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>LITERALLY BECAME A JANITOR

KEK

MAR ALL THE WAY

not on my watch

It's spring time, and you know what that means!

>flag
OH SHIT GUYS, WAR IS COMMING
THE MEMES ARE REAL

:)

Sure nerd.

y-you too~!

I really want to fap to this comic.

PLEASE MAKE US THE 51st STATE GOD EMPEROR

SAVE OUR COUNTRY

>they do for free
lmao

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camping or rallying?
but still better than concerting

You're in my heart, sweety~~

Which kontol is the most presidentiable?

Whenever I heard Mountain Dew ad on TV I think of Dutdut

DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DO THE DEW

T-thanks for the compliment~...

xD

>he made you a janitor and did it for free
>meanwhile government employees that were hired to clean up are going home without working
>those employees were paid with your taxes as well
HAHAHAHAHAHA Duterte is starting his gommie work for free collective program already

>tfw dictator will force to work us
>it will all for free
:_; fuck

STOP INTERNET BULLY

It wasn't a compliment, it was a fact.

We gonna die bro

if he doesn't win all them supporters wil wage war

if he does, dictatorship for 60 years

its over, the meme became real :_:

The way you deny being a girl is kinda cute

So I just looked at the list of political parties in Flipland.

Why is there no (major) party explicitely advocating ultramontanism? Or does every party there implicitely support it?

>ultramontanism
No need for that, it's already built in the minds of Filipinos. There's a reason why there isn't a divorce law or when the government made it easier for people to get condoms the opposition and the church got in a hissy fit

DaangDeathSquad

You again!

Please just lay off me, i'm a boy damnit!

Oh you~

>cbc.ca/news/world/rodrigo-duterte-philippines-1.3566738
>voting for a psychopath

You know its gonna be MAR who will win

Dutdut can fuck off

I wanna cream inside Bea

>b-but it shows that were responsible people
If you were responsible you people wouldn't have drop the litter in the first place, you wouldn't have had your commie overlord tell you to be a janitor for a day

I don't care anymore. I'll make you a girl if you aren't one.

>paying any heed to what the fucking CBC says
this is an excusable mistake seeing as you aren't Canadian, but trust me, the CBC is complete and utter dogshit. It's literally tumblr-tier, and that's NOT hyperbole.

IS THERE A REPLAY OF THE DUTDUT EVENT

I was sleeping all day

Why do people hate Roxas? I'm a Taclobanom and to me, he's pretty much the only viable candidate

we don't

/r/ing someone to post the Mar Roxas "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" pic

>Nobody likes Korina
>Nobody likes Aquino appointees

It's not really Mar's fault but people he associated with.

I meant people in general. I got called a retard earlier whn I said that I supported Roxas, also calling him stupid despite them not being able to provide any actual proof to back it up.

Incompetency
Even if he's not corrupt, he handled the Yolanda funds in a dogshit way, letting alot of it into the wrong hands

Now, imagine him as a President
It can't get worse, can it?

>i'll make you a girl if you aren't one

How?

I don't hate him. He is cute when he makes mistakes.

I will vote dutdut because i just want to hear *him talk in the state of the nation.

Damn it, guys. Why are there two election generals on Sup Forums?

You weren't even there, faggot. I was. It's fucking amazing no one blames the LGUs. Those cunts hid millions worth of aid just to spite people who didn't vote for them. Also, let's not forget the fucking Romualdez family.

People usually resort to name calling or posting fb memes when they're too retarded to argue their point

>not blaming the local gov
>implying the local gov managed to evacuate or notify everyone to fuck off the area and go to safe zones

How? by making you a trap.

best girl
>tfw no fiesty redhead Aryan-Jap gf to fap in front while she's knocked out
;__;

Still, Mar had most of the responsibility for almost the entire project. No matter who's hands the money ended up with, he didn't take much action

Those were billions of pesos. A shitton of money. Foreign aid supposed to go to housing food and food for the affected, damage repairs etc.

tl;dr no he's still a fucking incompetent cuck

>project
Fuck, meant something something aiding

By using blindfolds, anal hair remover and enemas.

see
No matter how shitty the LGU was, Roxas was the head of the funds. There's a reason why so many thinks he took most of it and got away with it. I personally don't think so, but he sure is not fit for presidency if he can't handle that case well enough

>by turning you into a trap

You're gonna put me into a dress with frilly panties and bras on?

T-that's lewd.

SEA women were made for white cock

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Good taste
>tfw no user to make you into a trap.

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I agree. SEA whores are needed to support ASEAN tourism.

So we bring out the self hating and exotic ones for our visitors.

white women were made for SEA men

Go to our gov website to see where it went or how much did we actually receive

And yes the romualdez will never let the admin touch tacloban.
They will do whatever they can to keep those poeple anti Aquino.

Especially right now where their anti Aquino propaganda is on full force

Jap women were made for SEA men

Yes, but I get you to grow your hair long first IF you are an actual male.

Since we know you are a real girl, you just need to cosplay as Maki

The money allocations are on the gov website. Most of the money didn't even go to the government; it went to the NGOs.

pledges != actual money

delet this

Japs are hononary Aryan, technically they are part of the white category

>mfw jap women actually look like SEAsians with pale skin

That Jomon abbo blood surely is still strongly present

You can always DIY and show us.

If you are convincing enough, we'll send you to taeland for gender reconstruction surgery

lmao

I already try my best to be one while living in a fundie household.

>gender reconstruction surgery
I don't want to lose my dick, user.

L-lewd~!

I'm a boy!

I'm going to sleep now.

Please don't try to violate and turn me into a trap while i'm sleeping O///O

Went to health spa to get massage+happy ending
Massage :5/10 maybe 6
Hj : 6/10 her arm start to ache after 40 min n wants me to finish in 5 min
Ask to touch nip n boob and she wants me to pay 50. Said I only have 35 for her and she accept it.
My gf does better than this shit. Never again.

Donut worry, Taeland is at the forefront of gender reassignment. They had successfully grown a fully functioning pair of ovaries and 3D printed a vagina.

So now you can lose a dick and truly become female.

how is the face?

If I turn you into a trap, I'm turning you into a pseudo-boy silly

Your insistence on claiming to be male is just a way of saying you want anal

But user, I want to be a girl with a dick.

Dear diary,

Day 3: Indon-chan is starting to accept that he is a girl. As long as I keep telling her of who she is, she will become who I want her to be according to criminology theorist Tannenbaum.

>not cleaning your own trash

That's why Flipland still remains a shithole up to today.

We do, but to do it for dutdut is the cuckiest shit ever

duno that shit, but i suggest Stockholm syndrome

6-7 due to makeup.
The place I laid down reeks of sweat

how much?
is she new as 40 min?
is she chink?

Establishment candidates never win in an election because Flips hate continuity and prefer candidates opposite to the previous administration.

Most of them are fine with me tbhy

they do, but at least those user didn't throw their litter everywhere, get told to pick it up and pretend to be responsible people by taking the high ground.

The place I went is Malay +sabahan
45 min rm 78 for massage +happy ending

he is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder I think?

Frank Tannenbaum, labelling theory

You won't be a girl.

By definition, a girl must have a vagina.

>he
no, Indon chan is a girl. She doesn't want anyone to know the truth.