ITT: say something nice about the countries next to you

ITT: say something nice about the countries next to you

>ireland
father ted is a pretty good show
>france
you're not germany

>Frogs
At least you're not the moors
>Poortugal
Nice towels
>Morroco
At least you're not the brits
>Andorra
It's great, I love it
>Gibraltar
At least you're not the frogs

>britain
you guys vote for us in eurovision

The same but whatever

>Ireland
pretty nice accents, Guinness , oh and Laura Whitemore; she's fit.
>France
Respect you, your history and your culture the country I think we're most connected to in Europe, although eating snails sounds horrible.

>moldova
Little Romania
>ukraine
Cheap stuff
>Serbia
eternal brother
>Bulgaria
friendship bridge #539571343
>Hungary
well...

>Ukraine

Good women, good food.

>Belarus

Clean.

>Estonia

1-st world stronghold.

>Finland

Kings of comfiness

>Kazakh

Middle Asian paradise.

Maggie Thatcher is one of the most meritorious female world leaders in the modern era.

Britain has a diversity of political parties I'm envious of.

Also, douze points in the Eurovision.

>canada
Beautiful women, nice people
>mexico
great landscape, lots of culture and history

>Eurovision

It's a surprise to see that this is taken seriously.

>france
youre not Britain
>belgium
nice fries
>netherlands
dude weed
>denmark
chill dudes
>poland
cheap ware
>czech rep.
prague is nice
>austria
nice mountains
>swiss
nice montains
>bavaria
lol
>luxembourg
nice tax ewaders paradise

>Norja
Eh, you're fine
>Russia
Stop flying your planes over our borders, please. Otherwise we're cool.
>Sweden
Stop your white guilt. Stahp
>Estonia
We love you

Fuck you Greenland stop sending us polar bears

>Britain
Best ally

Monaco you're rocky jews.

>argentina
alfajor is delicious

>Algeria
Humm...
>Libya
...

>Panama
They are great and wealthy, pls come back
>Ecuador
They're chill and based, a lot better than fucking Peru
>Brazil
They're kind
>Venezuela
I'd say something like "they're not bolivia", but they're worse to be honest

>Ireland
our little bros, lots of shared history

>France
france best ally

>USA
They may look like a bunch of asses but, most of them are nice and outgoing.

>Guatemala
Our retarded brother we never talk to, but he still part of the family.

>Belize
Great landscapes.

>france
nice food
>denmark
good movie directors
>austria
beautiful landscape
>swiss
same

>Canada
Mexico
STOP CROSSING ILLEGALLY (otherwise pretty cool)

Literally obsessed

bros

>korea
They always make us laugh.

>Mexico
Good food and nice people, although chicanos are a scourge upon this country

>Canada
DUDE

>lots of shared history
like all those times you tried to genocide us and we bombed your cities haha good times :')

lets not ruin the moment

it was just banter

how?

New Zealand is a beautiful country with many beautiful people and I encourage anyone and everyone to move there

They said neighbour not shill for your own country, Todd.

Your neighbors suck, m8.
Consider moving.

>France
You don't even know how close we are :)

pls don't invade

>Croatia
Thanks for the EU citezenship
>Serbia
thanks for getting rid of a chunk of mudslimes
>Montenegro
Thanks for not beeing Serbia

they're all good lads

>Peru
We don't even know if pisco is yours but thanks anyways

>Bolivia

Thanks for the sea I guess

>Argentina
Fun to party, I like drinking mate

Consider going back to the central asia

>New Zealand
Rightful austral clay
>PNG
Houses unwelcome guests.

Pisco is ours, it's historically confirmed and more relevant than you think.

>Mexico
You have great food
>Russia
You are very resilient people in the face of adversity
>Cuba
Looking forward to getting to know you better

That's all the countries near us that I can think of. I didn't go over all the tiny island nations and such. Too many that don't really have distinguishing characteristics.

>Canada
I like William Gibson and Norm McDonald
>Mexico
Get you shit together

Canada, thanks for poutine, send more
Mexico, thanks for all of your food

>Canada
Pretty much the same as America and therefore good

>Mexico
The parts that don't have any people in them are pretty good

>Colombia
Cheap shopping at the border. Greta people, great country
>Peru
theyre alright

>China
They have diffrent types of woman we don't have

>DUDE WEED
>pretty much the same as America
Ayy lmao. Found the Bernie voter.

>Japan
Ghost in the shell

>France:
Best food in the world.
>Morocco:
Don't worry the EU will buid the wall for your safety.
>Gibraltar (UK):
Keep your swimming pools clean in summer, the sea is ours.

>russia
buy more new Japanese car
>USA
buy more new Japanese car

Mexico I'm envious of the strong family values you seem to have.

Canada you're our little brother, keep on keeping on. Thanks for hockey too.