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Kpop edition

im bak

very bad edition

The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake...

Y'all niggas gay

>koreans

I love Italians!

my interviewer literally got mad at me because I have transition lenses and thought that I had put sunglasses on because we went outside. what the FUCK!

BABY

>Be me, downtown
>Going down mainstreet
>Notice an odd license plate
>California
>Look down, see NorCal bumper sticker
>Suddenly a chunky Mexican man pushes me away, calls me gringo
>Gets into the NorCal car
>mfw

did you tell him

that's why i think that North korea is best korea

>implying Norcal is mexican

yeah I explained to him that they automatically transition, he asked me like 2 questions before giving me a stereotypical "if we don't call you before Friday we're moving on with other candidates"

mfw canadacucks are getting BTFO by the fire right now
lmao

Fuck me, I feel the pain of going through interviews as of late. I had one for a 2 month position but was fucked over because some asshole with "multiple language skills" managed to snatch it despite networking with someone there.

It is.

kek is that fire still raging?

t. hasnt been to northern california

what an assmunch, as if going outside and putting on sunglasses is even a big deal

I don't know, why not review the map of all forested areas in Canada.

Smashing that natty ice brothers

Why would I want to go somewhere full of Mexicans?

yeah

it's fucking hard to find something for just the summer, I'm a uni student who is gonna be home, everyone wants someone who will stay longer

Food, I mean, it's not like Canada has much of a cuisine aside from Poutine and bagged milk drizzled in maple syrup.

>Going to California for food
That burger joint you nerds are all over about doesn't make people go to your state.

Besides, who needs TexMex when you can get it literally anywhere?

>10 straight disappearing picture captchas
>get the checkmark, three straight captcha malfunction errors

Who /keystonelight/ here

Can somebody here inform me as to when authentic African-American hours begin?

san jose is like 40% mexican you retard

Past midnight negrumps

Daily reminder that /cum/ is a Christian thread therefore profanity, vulgarity, and racism aren't allowed

>san jose

wow, its fucking nothing. SJ isnt even the most populated city in the bay area

Real talk, how many redditors have come to Sup Forums because of Sup Forums and Trump?

What I meant by food was Mexican food since he said "why would I want to go somewhere full of Mexicans"

Also TexMex is severely overrated desu.

so cuteness is allowed then ?

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this

>SJ isnt even the most populated city in the bay area
yea, it actually is. it's also the 3rd largest city in california. how stupid are you?

me hehe xD

I've been here before Trump and his supporters are pretty much cancer of the highest order. I don't mind the joking but now they're taking it too fucking seriously beyond the point of it being a meme.

Of course!

All of them still look okay except for middle right
Top right would look okay with some bangs.

I like to pretend that you are a qt girl sometimes

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Six hours and 13 minutes from now

fuck, shows what I know. But still, 40% isnt a majority

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That's a pretty neat picture tbqh

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About to start up Terraria, gonna have a fun night lads.

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Fuck lads, diced salami with scrambled eggs and rice is my new guilty pleasure. It's so easy to make and tasty.

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SFR Yugoslavia>>>>>>USSR

Tito>>>>>>>Stalin

Bottom center is pretty cute

8/10 would date

>trashpop edishun

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Rate this lass

How are you always in a good mood?

whats there to be so sad about?

>Posting without timestamp

Cascadia tier
>aka shit

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5

ask her if she wants to be my gf

Looks like the shitty quality picture and filters are hiding a lot of imperfections

It's hard to tell.

gentlemen
behold
a shit post

Well last night I remember you said you were at a funeral, you aren't upset?

>being sad when someone cant hurt anymore

savage

Captain America was wrong.

5

>buying sodium citrate on amazon

i can use it to turn shredded cheese into dankass cheese dip with only water

science bitch

yea i was sad, he was 67, my uncle. really cool guy, wanted to be buried in his old disco suit, with a smoke in his hand, damn things didnt even kill him. final wish was for everyone to have a drink after the service for him, life goes on friend.

People who use anime reaction images and that are into moe in general are the saddest bunch desu. We use it to mask our pain

Since when did liking traps become something "gay" anyway?

It's not like you're looking to have sex with a manly man or anything that resembles a man desu

I'm sorry,he sounded like a chill guy. Was he actually buried in his disco suit?

Anyone excited for the next Call of Duty game?
I'm not.

it's the penis

FPS love for me is just gone in general now.

>Since when did liking traps become something "gay" anyway?

Since newfags got tricked by Bill

That's how long

liking traps has always been gay

How do you explain a 100% heterosexual person like myself who likes traps then?

Yea he totally was

you're a closet fag who wont admit to being gay

That's factually wrong since I've only ever had sex with women

your hand doesnt count as a person

Well your friends from /cum/ are here to cheer you up if you need it!

>Go to Edmonton
>Head to a bar with an Aussie
>Buy a few pitchers, mostly minding our own business
>Qt girl comes over to our table "Omg I LOVE your accents!! What are you guys doing in Edmonton?"
>Get her number, add her on fb
>Get talking to a friend of this girl, also get her number and add her
>Later on, girl comes to our table and says "My friend bet me that I couldn't kiss you, what do you think?"
>If I have a night out in the UK I get absolutely zero attention all night

Why are Canadian girls so desperate for British/Australian penis?

thx /cum/-chan

>west coast cucks

Makes sense historically. We started out east, lots of west land never sold.

They still dig your monarchy I guess.

Dunno about the aussie, I work for one and he's a prick.

who cares? It means more of the forests are kept protected from logging and industry

Yeah 2BH I don't want to brag but I think I was getting more attention than the Aussie. Interestingly lots of Canadians couldn't tell the difference between the English and Aussie accent, but I think after talking to us for a while the girls preferred me, although it's not that much of an achievement because he was a bit of a bogan.

What are the political views of /cum/?
My guess are 4 types

>diehard trump supporter
>diehard Bernie supporter
>ebin neutral who thinks everyone sucks, just hate Hillary and apolitical mostly
>tentative trump supporters who enjoy the memes

3rd one desu

>ebin neutral who thinks everyone sucks, just hate Hillary and apolitical mostly

you got me user

Australian accents are more nasally, your accents sound more attractive.