Real mayor of London edition
/brit/
So Englanders, how do we begin the destruction of London.
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, but I love London so
cara
Glass it desu
I think maybe you could, but you'd still have to be pretty confident/alpha. It's much easier for Brits to get laid in America by virtue of accent alone (speaking from experience, for once).
Riot again?
godspeed lad
CHIM CHIMENY CHIM CHIMENY
CHIM CHIM CHEROO
Lads pls
English breakfast tutorial
I'll do it if you stop saying lads, alright mate?
what. is. that. fucking. mess.
sorry, dude.
>be normalton
>to to the usual normalton place
>all my normalton friends are there
>we speak of normalton things together
Ahh yes it is good being a normalton
sophie
...
Have you ever been taking a shower while alone in the house and felt like something was moving around behind the curtain? Or watching you? Did you look up? Did you catch the very vaguest hint of eyebrows or a tuft of matted, greasy hair above the curtain rod? That’s not a good idea. It doesn’t really like it if you see it. It likes it the most when you’ve got shampoo on your hair, and your eyes are shut tight so your eyes don’t sting. Or even better, when there’s soap and bubbles all over your soft, pink face. It likes that the best, because your eyes are clenched so tight, and even if you did want to open them, like, if you heard a soft scratching against the plastic shower curtain, or a rasping of claws on bathroom tile, or the gentle splatter of drool or cum or… god knows what… well, you wouldn’t open your eyes because it’d burn. Right? Right. Don’t open your eyes. Because if you ever see its face, catch its eyes… Well. It’ll notice.
nice lah
M.E.T.H.O.D Man
Poleaboo is still awake
Waiting for the Amir Khan fight to start
Women can't resist big chimp cock
Who /Loughborough/ here?
KHAN'D
KHAN'D
loogabarooga
that's your name
most of the time they literally can't
get it
rape
ahha !
Just got in lads
you have no idea whats waiting for you get ou
No
not but am close, Blaby mate.
>notification from tinder
>you can start swiping again
>no matches
Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
do you retards actually use tinder or am i being memed on?
...
gross
I used to use Myyearbook, not sure if it was a brit thing though before Tinder.
don't think so.
Willies
Why would they kick you for that
Just tape it to the window
he got kicked out this week. hes probably gonna disappear in the next month
*makes america great again*
Lads I'm sweating my balls off and they're predicting 26 degrees tomorrow. Thinking about killing myself tbqh.
good post
only the great suffer
british "summer"
KEK
Still haven't repaired my phone screen lads
There's just bits of screen falling out
then why do I want to die?
haha
sincerely doubt it
we can't all be great
there's big guys and smaller guys
for you
that's how shit works
No one cares about your opinion, prison rape baby.
*swipes right*
Ricky Nelson died on this day some years ago lads
hope your burn tomorrow
oh no hahaha its going to be 26 ahh hahahahahaha oh no I'm gonna melt ahhhhhh too hot to live hahahahaha oh nooooo
>left-handed
the fuck
never forget
Useless cunts, the both of them
>Most flags in this general aren't british
Just like london lmao
Literally me
terrific post
For the UK is too fucking hot. Hell, it's going to be hotter than fucking Benidorm or Costa del Sol.
>feminist
wew lad, this is my weakness
toilet glove tits
leftie
feminist
le trash man maymay
your mum is a general
WAHEYYYYY
What county? (Oh yeah I'm really going to dox you and come sleep with you in your tent) I'm just curious. Also what did you do to your bitch of a mother (all Irish women are bitches) to throw you out mo chara?
You've got Brits moaning like bitches when it gets above 20, and foreigners moan like bitches about how shitty British weather is. The world is generally obsessed with our weather.
>tfw you ran out of art school girls on Tinder and are now stuck with the working class scum
I can work around these things
Judging on my willy's reaction, it is mine too
>it's a BR flag
doing a poo guys
We haven't all acclimatized to our irradiated deserts by throwing sticks away but for some inane reason they come back.
ahaha check this out lads im sitting in weather that you would consider warm!!!! well newsflash: i dont find it warm at all!!! thats right!!!! what you find uncomfortable I find comfortable.... try that one on for size!!!!!!!! hahahaha
unimportant post
what a coincidence me too
Literally me around 20 minutes ago
it's not the fact that she's left handed, it's the fact that she's so uninteresting that she lists it as one of her features
wew
another good post
>implying most art school girls arent working class
holla holla
*throws up but the puke goes back into my mouth as the world is suddenly turned upside down but gravity still goes in the same direction
actually those stick come back because they are shaped to use centrifuge motion and the coriolis effect thus returning from whence they came when thrown
Apperantly its going to be 20 degrees on Thursday
Send help
Enjoy your sunstroke
>hes probably gonna disappear in the next month
how?
Hope westmidslad is having a fun time at eskimo dance x
ABSOLUTE FOOKIN' LEDGE
#LADSONTOUR
I can say the same thing about the cold. 5-7c is normal here.
Pretty sure they're all daddy's girl
good post
it was 22 degrees here today
Shiiieeeeeeet
he's australian
his mind is sunstroked from birth
Yanks out
Do you think she will reply?
Gonna go do a Twilight Zone, lads.
Goodnight.
hahaha get this joke lads
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”
“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.
The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.
good lad