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Real mayor of London edition

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So Englanders, how do we begin the destruction of London.

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner, but I love London so

cara

Glass it desu

I think maybe you could, but you'd still have to be pretty confident/alpha. It's much easier for Brits to get laid in America by virtue of accent alone (speaking from experience, for once).

Riot again?
godspeed lad

CHIM CHIMENY CHIM CHIMENY

CHIM CHIM CHEROO

Lads pls

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English breakfast tutorial

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I'll do it if you stop saying lads, alright mate?

what. is. that. fucking. mess.

sorry, dude.

>be normalton
>to to the usual normalton place
>all my normalton friends are there
>we speak of normalton things together
Ahh yes it is good being a normalton

sophie

...

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Have you ever been taking a shower while alone in the house and felt like something was moving around behind the curtain? Or watching you? Did you look up? Did you catch the very vaguest hint of eyebrows or a tuft of matted, greasy hair above the curtain rod? That’s not a good idea. It doesn’t really like it if you see it. It likes it the most when you’ve got shampoo on your hair, and your eyes are shut tight so your eyes don’t sting. Or even better, when there’s soap and bubbles all over your soft, pink face. It likes that the best, because your eyes are clenched so tight, and even if you did want to open them, like, if you heard a soft scratching against the plastic shower curtain, or a rasping of claws on bathroom tile, or the gentle splatter of drool or cum or… god knows what… well, you wouldn’t open your eyes because it’d burn. Right? Right. Don’t open your eyes. Because if you ever see its face, catch its eyes… Well. It’ll notice.

nice lah

M.E.T.H.O.D Man

Poleaboo is still awake

Waiting for the Amir Khan fight to start

Women can't resist big chimp cock

Who /Loughborough/ here?

KHAN'D

KHAN'D

loogabarooga

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that's your name

most of the time they literally can't
get it

rape

ahha !

Just got in lads

you have no idea whats waiting for you get ou

No

not but am close, Blaby mate.

>notification from tinder
>you can start swiping again
>no matches

Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

do you retards actually use tinder or am i being memed on?

...

gross

I used to use Myyearbook, not sure if it was a brit thing though before Tinder.

don't think so.

Willies

Why would they kick you for that

Just tape it to the window

he got kicked out this week. hes probably gonna disappear in the next month

*makes america great again*

Lads I'm sweating my balls off and they're predicting 26 degrees tomorrow. Thinking about killing myself tbqh.

good post

only the great suffer

british "summer"
KEK

Still haven't repaired my phone screen lads

There's just bits of screen falling out

then why do I want to die?
haha

sincerely doubt it
we can't all be great
there's big guys and smaller guys
for you
that's how shit works

No one cares about your opinion, prison rape baby.

*swipes right*

Ricky Nelson died on this day some years ago lads

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hope your burn tomorrow

oh no hahaha its going to be 26 ahh hahahahahaha oh no I'm gonna melt ahhhhhh too hot to live hahahahaha oh nooooo

>left-handed

the fuck

never forget

Useless cunts, the both of them

>Most flags in this general aren't british
Just like london lmao

Literally me

terrific post

For the UK is too fucking hot. Hell, it's going to be hotter than fucking Benidorm or Costa del Sol.

>feminist

wew lad, this is my weakness

toilet glove tits
leftie
feminist

le trash man maymay

your mum is a general

WAHEYYYYY

What county? (Oh yeah I'm really going to dox you and come sleep with you in your tent) I'm just curious. Also what did you do to your bitch of a mother (all Irish women are bitches) to throw you out mo chara?

You've got Brits moaning like bitches when it gets above 20, and foreigners moan like bitches about how shitty British weather is. The world is generally obsessed with our weather.

>tfw you ran out of art school girls on Tinder and are now stuck with the working class scum

I can work around these things

Judging on my willy's reaction, it is mine too

>it's a BR flag

doing a poo guys

We haven't all acclimatized to our irradiated deserts by throwing sticks away but for some inane reason they come back.

ahaha check this out lads im sitting in weather that you would consider warm!!!! well newsflash: i dont find it warm at all!!! thats right!!!! what you find uncomfortable I find comfortable.... try that one on for size!!!!!!!! hahahaha

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what a coincidence me too

Literally me around 20 minutes ago

it's not the fact that she's left handed, it's the fact that she's so uninteresting that she lists it as one of her features

wew

another good post

>implying most art school girls arent working class

holla holla

*throws up but the puke goes back into my mouth as the world is suddenly turned upside down but gravity still goes in the same direction

actually those stick come back because they are shaped to use centrifuge motion and the coriolis effect thus returning from whence they came when thrown

Apperantly its going to be 20 degrees on Thursday

Send help

Enjoy your sunstroke

>hes probably gonna disappear in the next month
how?

Hope westmidslad is having a fun time at eskimo dance x

ABSOLUTE FOOKIN' LEDGE

#LADSONTOUR

I can say the same thing about the cold. 5-7c is normal here.

Pretty sure they're all daddy's girl

good post

it was 22 degrees here today

Shiiieeeeeeet

he's australian
his mind is sunstroked from birth

Yanks out

Do you think she will reply?

Gonna go do a Twilight Zone, lads.
Goodnight.

hahaha get this joke lads

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “Why the long face?”

“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.

The bartender realized he would not be getting a tip.

good lad